A turkey baster is someone who says mean things about turkeys!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do dandelions roar?
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A turkey baster is someone who says mean things about turkeys!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do dandelions roar?
Of course! When they roar they are telling everybody how pretty they are :D
Why don't people like to sit on the floor?
People feek safer while sitting on the floor , it beats falling off from the couch, or , falling out of a rocking chair.
Do we "really" learn from our mistakes? :rolleyes:
Goodness Dorothy39, I need get my magnifying glass out to see this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
*squints*
We never learn from our mistakes because we never make any. You are getting us confused with space aliens. They make tons!!!
What is a paper cut?
I guess I need to check my spelling before hitting "reply"~ (feek??) :D
A "paper Cut" is a new catch phrase~ Instead of reading the Newspaper, one simply locates and reads the local Ads that are placed within the fold~ It's a cut above the rest :D
Can space aliens pick up internet forum frequencies from Earth on their interstellar satillites? :eek:
Yes, space aliens not only pick up internet frequencies, they post on message boards. Where do you think feek came from? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Speaking of Space aliens; Are martians really green?
Are Martians really GREEN? :eek: We're talking about the inhabitants of the planet Mars , right? :eek:
Okay , this is "The Wrong Game"~ Phew~ :cool: ( for a moment I thought I might leak out some intelligent information )
No, Martians are not green , as far as color is concerned.
A real Martian does not value our "Color Wheel"" at all :eek:
In my opiniion, I think they are all YELLOW!!! :cool:
Can an alien register on this forum? :eek: ( this is becoming frightful)
(I'm assuming you mean space aliens?) Of course they can! I don't think nationality or world membership is even requested!!! I'm sure I've met several of them. They sometimes go by the name trolls too!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?
Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?
Yes and No~
No: Mr. Wolf has run out of "plans", since huffing and puffing wear him out, and there's a fire at the other end of their chimney!! :rolleyes:
Yes: He has since filed a lawsuit against them for suffering personnal injuries!!
Does a Groundhog have four legs ?
No, Grounhogs have eight legs. You should see the little critters line dance!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do skunks stink?
Because, Skunks can't "smell" each other, sooooo, their attention to daily hygiene isn't a priority!!
What is a Black Hole? :eek:
A black hole is the space in my brain where my memory used to be!
Does a space alien's interstellar satellite pick up info-mercials from late night cable TV?
Indeed they do!!! ( poor things, no Visa~~~~ and the product was right there on their screen , for just 14.99) :D
Have Aliens recieved signals from "The Late Show" yet?( Starring, Johnny Carson)
Of course! They had it since...well...2 years ago ;) Now, they have a copy of it called "The Late Show Show!"
Do Aliens actually fly in UFOs? :confused:
No they do not!!! They are still trying to figure out what our radio waves are all about ( Abbott and Costello~ Whose on First :p ) They"re way behind us folks!!
When an "Alien" does receive a driver's permit, how far do they venture?
All the way out of our galaxy. They like to visit distance relatives! :) But their favorite planet to go to is called Alien World-No Humans Allowed!
Did an Alien ever land on Earth? :confused:
Dear girl, you are surrounded by them. Of course they land here.
So what do you think an alien would look like if you met one?
( 0h yeah, this is "The Wrong Game" :cool: )
Yes, an Alien Spacecraft survived the friction of our atmostsphere, crash landing just off the coast of Newfoundland!!!!
What has become of this event? :D
Dorothy39 - I cannot leave this question alone! (chuckles to herself)
What has become of this event? The alien picked himself, brushed himself off, moved to Texas and what do you know, he ran for President.
If the President of the United States were an alien, what actor would portray him in the film version of his life story?
The alien who would play him would be ET. Who else?Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Mike 001 Has asked: what would an alien look like?
They look just like the Munchkins from the Wizard of oz. I know, I played a Munchkin in our high school's version of Wizard of Oz. Oh, the standing ovation I got from the aliens in the audience!!! :D
Speaking of aliens: what is their favorite food?
Poppy Seed Muffins :D
Are there any "Outhouses" along The Yellow Brick Road? :rolleyes: (just curious :D )
Nope, no outhouses! They did the hide in the bushes thing!!! Had to really watch out for poison ivy too!!! :eek:
Do space aliens dance? .
They dance like mad if they get in the poisin ivy.
What would they be wearing if you met one?
Well, I certainly hope they aren't wearing bikinis again!!!! Maybe their cowboy outfits this time! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mike001
How many arms and legs do aliens have?
Gosh MoFF - the one I saw didn't exactly have legs - it had 3 little wheels, one in the front and two in the back.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Maybe someone else will know the answer: How many arms and legs does an alien have?
An Alien has only "ONE" arm and "one" leg ~ (poor little things, ~ huh) :cool:
The Sun, fire, electricity, friction ,~~~ What else is considered HOT?
Ice Tea of course Miss D!!
Who was the cute actor in Cheers?
OHHH , that has to be Shelly Duvall!!!! :D (hope I spelled her name correctly)
Reel to Reel tape recorders, bottle openers, hand written letters, Paste Wax--- :rolleyes: What else is Old News?
Today's New York Times.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do dogs pant?
Dogs "pant" because they're waiting for the added "drum roll" (crashing symbols included) for the marvelous feat they just did!!!! :cool:
Is it still possible to "obtain" an autographed picture of Bugs Bunny?
Yes, but you probabaly won't be able to read it. He is so old now and shakes so bad when he writes, it's hard to read what he wrote. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a tadpole?
I can't answer that question with the thought that just came into my mind :D
Okay, So , What is a Tadpole???( I've got to reply with a WRONG answer)
A tadpole is * Mother Natures Remarkable Example * revealing to us that pantyhose are really not a fashion statement afterall :cool:
Do mice wash their hands before eating?
Yes, they are like tiny little raccoons; always with the complusive washing. Their mothers are so proud!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What does the tooth fairy do with all the teeth she collects?
Good question. She builds a huge house with all the teeth. She's hoping to build a whole town with her teeth. C'mon kids! Loose some teeth!!!!!!! :D
How does the Easter Bunny get all the eggs?
He buys them from the chickens. It gives them a little extra money to play BINGO!Quote:
Originally Posted by KittyGurl
How do you play BINGO by the way?
I play it by "ear" of course ( B-I-N-G-O, and *Bingo* was his name ~O~) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Bike rides, jumping rope, kool-aid, roller skates, kite flying, ~~ , what else can we add to Spring?
you can add blizzards of course!
what is spring break?
Spring break is that sneaky time when Mother nature makes you think spring is here: flowers start to bloom, grass starts to grow, birds sing; then WHAM!!! she hits you with a snow storm. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What size shoes does the Green Giant wear?
He wears size 2!
What is Bud Light???
It's a soft gentle light that all the new buds of spring emit at twilight! Very beautiful!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
How long is an ant eaters tongue?