jean Chretien (I don't think I spelled that correctly lol)
How many eyes does the purple people eater have? and what does he eat?
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jean Chretien (I don't think I spelled that correctly lol)
How many eyes does the purple people eater have? and what does he eat?
they have 20 eyes and they eat oranges
why do we have printers?
Almita we need a question please? ;)
Wait, since mine got lost in the shuffle, I'll re do it:
How much gas can an ant pass? :eek: (Thar she blows)
Oh my lord, have pity on me with the ant gas!!!
An ant can pass many gas stations before refueling!!!!! insects are one up on us!!( still laughing!!!) the heat is on!!!!!!!!!!!!so is the AC!!! :eek:
Do butterflies flirt with bumblebees?
*giggling my own self*
Answer: They only flirt with bbs from afar!!! They don't want to get "stung" in any relationship!
Are frogs cross eyed?
show an old lady some mercy with those questions!!! :eek: :D
yes, Kermit the frog here, HELp!!!!! i CANT STOP LAUGHING !!!!
dorothy39 places me onto her made up bed!!!! I used to talk, when someone would press onto my little green hand!!! ( she found me at the good will)
No, frogs eyes do not, I, repeat, do not cross!!!! they simply stare onto the ceiling !!!! ( left that kermit aside the bed today) :D
Is Big Bird a boy? (a male)? You have answer wrong !!!! hee hee hee
I have no idea! I never looked!!! Is it really anyones business? :eek:
Maybe he/she is neither? :eek:
What causes warts?
favoring toads over frogs!!! (Kermit warned me) :D I am safe with Kermie!!!!
Do fuzzy faces watch television?
Constantly!!! They make fun of the dogs on the Dog Whisperer!!! Cats would NEVER act like that!!! :D
What does it mean to toot your own horn?
I can't see the pictures... :confused: :(Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Gosh, JALB, I don't know what is wrong. The pics are as clear as day to me!
I'm at a loss as to what to do ! :(
Could you try posting them as thumbnails?
It means you have a horn like a car does and when someone is in your way, you toot it.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What are ornaments for?
The pictures are thumbnails. Do you see a red x? Sometimes when the sites the pictures are on is down, that's what shows for a while. Then they come up later.
Ornaments are for making your neighbors jealous because you have them and they don't!
What are teeth for?
I see no red x. We have teeth so that we have to go to the dentist.
What do doctors do?
Doctors take your money so they can play golf!
How much does a pig's brain weigh?
love your communication methods :D :D Thanks for that info on the red x!!!
pigs brains weigh in at 2 oz., so , when there is a miracle, they can fly!!! Other wise, they'd just root as usual.
You've heard of "piggy banks" I assume, so, ---- :rolleyes: ,What are river banks?
They are the same thing. Why should pigs have all the money? :D
What is a mugwomp?
they are close friends of the wunks!!! ( Read "The Raggedy Man, by James Whitcomb Riley)
What is a pool party?
It's a party for members of the stenographer's pool in offices.
Why are worms so icky?
because, worms compete with cooked pasta!!! They're jealous I suppose!!! :D (Who would eat a warm worm?)
What is a stick shift?
The opposite of the graveyard shift! :eek:
How do you make tomato sauce?
momofuzzyfaces,
Stare that tomato straight in the eye!!!! Untill he relaxes, then, run him through a colandar!!!! no need for those seeds!!!!
What will become of the Internet?
It's being sold to Martians and will be shot into outer space soon!
Why are bears grumpy?
Goldilocks has a hand in this one!!!! She looks innocent, but she is a vixen!! :D Bears are grumpy because Goldilocks left them high and dry!!!
What did Red Riding Hood do after she found out that the wolf ate her Grandmother?
She grabbed all of her grandmother's goodies and she and the wolf moved to Las Vegas!
Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall?
He had a drinking problem!!!! :eek: Poor egg!!!!
On the subject of nursery rhymns, Did Simple Simon ever get a pie in the end?
Nah, he meet a cute little cookie at the fair and forgot all about pie!!!
Why does the sky turn dark when it rains?
so Dorothy can hitch a ride to OZ!!! :eek:
Is Marylin Monroe still a sex symbol today?
Only to old men!
Is Elvis really dead?
I don't think so!!!! Just had lunch with Elvis?
Is it hot in Kansas?
Heavens NO! I'm sitting here in my snow suit!!!
What is a bum?
A person wearing a red shirt.
Who is Dog of the Day today?
buuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by JALB
Jim bob McGillicuddy, the famous bubble blowing dog from neptune.
Why do we hear through our ears?
Because, we blink our eyes too often!!!!
Why are we alive and communicating, on this planet?
To drive each other nuts!!!
How are pearls made?
Pearls are formed from crystallized jelly beans.Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is the purpose of money?
to fold into shapes
What are purses for?
To hit people with!!!
How would you describe a moose?