Simple Simon was a guy named Simon, who was simple. ;)
What came first:
The chicken, or the egg?
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Simple Simon was a guy named Simon, who was simple. ;)
What came first:
The chicken, or the egg?
The rooster who thought the whole thing was his idea.
How big are elephants?
They aren't big; they are only the size of one atom!
What is a mouse?
a bird
what is a pet?
It is the thing that holds the antenna on the car.
What is dog shampoo used for?
When they're out of "real" poo. :rolleyes:
Why are chinese crested hairless?
The Chinese Crested are hairless because they shave their own fur every 2 days.
Why do I like raisin bran so much? :p
You don't! You're just messing with our minds!
What is the biggest dog?
The Chihuaha (sp?)
What is the color of dirt?
blue
Which side of an egg is the right side? ;)
The shell! ;)
Does a puppy turn into a dog or does a dog turn into a puppy?
They both turn into cats!!!
How high is UP?
It's so high it goes down!!
How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb? :p
Two! ;)
How many drops of water does it take to make a mud puddle?
133,472 molecules
which mud pies are the tastiest?
The ones topped with crab grass!
What color is the Queen of England's undies?
Pssssssst.
(She does not wear knickers!!! at all) :D
Does the President use a knife and a fork?
No, just a spoon and a foot in his mouth! :eek:
What is worn under kilts?
the skin, it becomes quite chafed!!!! :D WOW!!! That is raw!!!
Does Laura Bush clean the white house toilets? :eek:
Sure and I'm the Queen of England! (how did you know I don't wear knickers?) :eek:
What is a Pop Tart?
I believe that is a queer who has lost his temper? (can you tell I'm bored to the gills?) :D
What is a social Butterfly?
:D A butterfly who loves parties!!!
What is a sling shot?
A butterfly who does studies history.
What are calculators for?
calulators you ask?
That's a tough one Jalb!!!!
I saw one at a Goodwill Store the other day. People use it to park their chewing gum!!! :D (hey, I tried)
What is a hot air balloon?
A lawyer.
what color is Bushes face after a news program?
and, here we are again :D
cough, cough ,
Ahem,
have to be wrong, right?
Bush's face is , of course, a subtle hue of light pink!!! (,
woops, forgot to ask a question!!!
Is Bush really a Keebler Elf?
Throw me a frickin bone here!!!!! :D :D :D :D This is a Pet Friendly sight, so I know I can say this!!!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
he is and he is in charge of all Fudge!
What does Laura Bush use to keep her cool while with the Mr?
She uses uhhh.........eatable bombs. :p
Why are looders so smart?
They aren't. They just think they are!!!
What size shoes does Big Foot wear? :eek:
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Whatever size he wants. ;)
How long are rainbows?
Just long enough!
How do bugs get under rocks?
shoes the size of one atom.
Who is the Dog of the Day today?
The dog of the day, as you can see, is a cat named Jiggerbug.
Why are animals just so darn cute? :D
Because Princess was chasing it, of course! :D
Who is Cat of the Day today?
that's easy, the cat of the day is a lion, named Bert, resting in Africa, unaware of all the hoopla!!! :D
What is so fun about playing "The Wrong Game" ( remember, you must answer the question WRONG!!) :eek:
It helps with math!
How long does it talk to walk around the world?
Just one nanosecond!
Who is the Pet of the Day today?
ME!!!
What color is the wind?
Rainbow!
What is paper for?