Speaking of produce departments, I have seem this sign only twice in three years, always posted where the bananas are for sale:
"Bananas - imported."
Ya THINK????? :D:D:D
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Speaking of produce departments, I have seem this sign only twice in three years, always posted where the bananas are for sale:
"Bananas - imported."
Ya THINK????? :D:D:D
You can't idiot-proof the world! :rolleyes:
What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?
Claudia
My boss has some very uhhh colorful sayings lol...most of which I've only heard her say. The only one I can think of right now is "They ain't got the brains God gave a bent screwdriver!" Has anyone else heard that before?
I like the saying (well, it goes something like this, can't remember it exactly) "Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
LOL,Quote:
Originally Posted by wolf_Q
These are precious....
Keep them coming!:D
Another one she often says (when somebody asks when something will be done) is "The second Tuesday of next week." If somebody asks if she's busy she'll say "Busier than a cat covering up s**t." Those aren't even the really "colorful" ones, but those are all I can think of right now. I'm not sure I've ever talked to anyone with as many sayings as she has, I don't know how she comes up with them all. :confused:
If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
Behind every sucessful marriage, is a surprised mother-in-law.
Don't question your wifes judgement. Look who she married.
If you haven't got anything good to say about anyone, come sit by me.
My personal favorite that I use often:
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Claudia
"Who's rattled 'is cage?"
"S/he couldn't organise a p*ss-up in a brewery/mud-bath at Glastonbury"
"No chance, mate."
"You and who's army?"
"As happy as a pig in muck!"
I am ashamed of myself. :p:D
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain."
I don't know who said it, but it's one of my fave's, and has great significance to me.
When my grandpa was still around I'd say "I have a headache", he'd say "If I had a head like that it would hurt too"
This is something my dad used to say to me (I was a smart a** quite a lot):
"I'll smack you into the middle of next week"
Sometimes I wish he would have...then I wouldn't be in trouble any more:p
LOL, Then you would have missed the weekends!:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by anna_66
Oh ,
Who can forget...
"As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs!"
My dad used to quote Bill Cosby to my brother...
"Boy, I brought you into this world and I can take you out!" :p
Loved the COTC reference. My friend sometimes calls her kid Damian. LOL!
Claudia
I heard this one during Monday Night Football and it makes me crazy.
Hand to hand (as in fighting and combat....) in spanish is "MANO A MANO".
I cringe when I hear people used it incorrectly.
Mano y mano is Hand and hand.
The announcer on MNF says "mano y mano, man to man"
WTF?
You can't even get one side of the equation right!:rolleyes:
hombre a hombre -- just doesn't have the same ring to it I guess.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moesha
No en Espanol es "Brokeback Mountain".;)
One saying I just can't stand is
"My bad". I hate it......