A parakeet can bark like a cat. meow like a mouse. and squeak like a dog. ;)
What is the sun?
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A parakeet can bark like a cat. meow like a mouse. and squeak like a dog. ;)
What is the sun?
He's the guy who demands being "The Center of Attention" :cool:
When the Moon is full, what is it full of? :rolleyes:
It's full of bologna!!!
What is lard used for?
Lard comes in handy as a "great Sandwich filler" after a hard days work on the ol Farm!!!
What does Betty Crocker look like today?
Thanks to modern plastic surgery, she looks just like she did a million years ago.
What does silver wear talk about while it's in the kitchen drawer?
I think I've met you somewhere, said the spoon to the fork! :D
Why is a Hammer such a handy thing to have around the house?
To nail down hard to find objects.
What did the needle say to the thread/
Eye see you!!!
How many flavors of ice cream are there really?
That was a good one Moff!!!!!!(Eye see you :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Actually, there are no flavors at all, we've all been brain washed !!!! :eek:
What in the World is a Penny Loafer?
Oh, this one is easy; it's a loafer named Penny! They hang out at malls a lot.
What do you do with gum?
I store chewing gum (ABC gum) right next to the Duct Tape!! They're both Great Home Improvement tools!!!
Did the 3 Little Kittens use a litter box?("Oh Mommy Dear, We sadly fear, our Mittens we have soiled " :( ) :D
Yes, they use a litter box but mittens are forbidden in litter boxes.
What is a cork used for?
They are anchors for Ocean Liners of course.
What true sounds do we hear when all is silent?
Ah, now we can hear the sounds of all of God's littlest creatures passing gas!!! Those bugs are really gassy!!!
Why is water wet?
If it weren't it would get dehydrated. duh!
What temperature do watches stop ticking at?