Mizruz Cinner wouldz you tellz Mizzer Bootz to...
Puhleaze getz better soonz. Iffin' it'll helpiez, I'll send youz summa my parzley. And you gotz ta knowdz dat meanz you iz reely spayshul cos I don't sharez my parzley wif jist anyonez.
And I promize I won'tz terrierize youz like I doz da katz at my grammawz.
Puhleaze, lemme knowz iffin' you wantz sum o' dat parzley. Oh! and iffin' you wantz, you can wearz my prinzezz crownz for a few minnutes.
Luv,
Sophie Bunnie
the "Kount of KatNip" paws a note...
Hi, Ebberbuddie ~ Boots, the dribbel Kat here ~
Tanks fur all the Kind Wurdz, Prayerz, an Get Well Wishez -
Must be werkin kuz I feels more better :).
Saprized Dad this mornin - Busted maself outta the Tubby Jail last nite! Wudda been out sooner iffin I had thumz onna paws. Dad did a big :eek: when he saw me onna vanity top! Got bored after the ink started runnin onna papurs inna tub. And they nebber put the komik page on top where I could reed it :mad:.
Figger sumpin's up kuz I gotz loaded inna trakter kar wiffa Dawgs an we're all atta Shop now. Dad brung my sandy box an set it up - I jumped rite in an tried ta pee - but it all musta dribbel'd out thru da pipe?
He laid out fresh papurz - but I'z curled up inna sandy box wiff my kone-head propped up onna side a da box - softer thana papurs onna floor!
He keeps sayin he's goin to Walliez Mart ta get sum 'baby wipes' ta kleen me up. Hurrie up, Dad - kuz I *stinkz* an got a reelee BAD case a *Bad Hare*... Kan't reach a single paw wiffa tung likker kuzza this durn cone funnel jam'd :mad: on my headbone! I dont wanna go see Doc Mike anna Offis Gurlz lookin like :o this.
Thankz fur the KatNip titul - but Iz not the "Kount" type - jest kall me *Kat*... :rolleyes:
An tanks fur the Parsley offer, Sophie! Rellee preciate that - kuz I knowe ya dont share yer Parsley wiff jest enniebuddie! Dunno if that stuff werkz like KatNip tho? Might be jest a Bunnie Thing?
An Dixie ~
Rather than switch my krunch grub - Doc tole Dad we wuz gonna try the "acidifier" pillz - only not stop em after a kupla weekz like we did last time. Doc sed I'd prolly hafta take a pill or two a day forevur... :( Wish Dad dint get QUITE so much plezure *shootin* en down my mouf!
Gettin tired - gonna go jump back inna sandy box while Dad goez fur the 'wipes'.
Dont think Doc's gonna nok me out ta pull da pipe - so Iz prolly gonna be able ta let y'all knowe how the White Coat visit goez aftur 5 a-klok.
Mee-oow atcha all then...
/s/ Boots, da Kat :D
Oh Happie Dayz ~ I'z BACK anna Durn Pipe is OUT!
Boots, da Kat is BACK frum Doc Mike's Place :D
The visit wiff Doc wuzint half as bad as the gettin reddy part... Dad finally toddled off to Wallys Joint an got the baby wiperz. Don't they make dem things WIFFOUT the stinky purfume on em??!
Dad started wipin - the on top part wuz OK - it wuz when he started doin the tummie anna privates I gotz a lil uppyset. *I* dint knowe it, but when I wuz *out* at the White Coat Lab last Friday - Doc did a big trim job on my Klawz (rite after Dad dun it affore I went! :mad:
I gotz nuffin but STUBz :eek: fur Klawz! Tried kickin Dad's pawz anna wiperz away - but he jest laffed atta kickin. Got dun wiffa tummie - then started wipin my facebonez an earz - rite inside the kone kollar. THEN he startz wiffa ole dawggie / puppie brush - pullin out sum purfektly good hare!
We runned outta tyme - wuz a minnit late gettin to Doc's Place. Went in there almost *bald* an smellin like a Floozie! Offis Gurls said I looked :eek: *purdy*. ~ Uggggh! Grrrrr...
Doc snipped the hold-it-in threads an zipped out the pipe...
HO-BOY! Duz that feel better! :)
Then the Skrub Tech Gurl took'd off that durn kone kollar ~ YIPPIE! I kan turn my headbone agin! :D
Gotz anudder bag of "acidifier" pillz - that makes a two week supply of ammo fur Dad's *pill shooter*. Then they started talkin bout how to >>watch<< me...
Soundz like I gotta spend summore time inna baffroom jail - but at least I getz the hole room an don't hafta sleep inna tubby ennie more. Dad sez I'll get purolled out onna stringy leash when he anna Muttz are home - onlee locked up when I'z alone. Wunner iffin I'll get ta go to the Shop wiffa Guyz? Might - but still gotta stay tied up when I'z there - Dad sez WAY too many places to get lost an in trubbel inna Shop!
Big project fur me is to keep makin *damp spotz* inna sandy box! I'z gonna try an make a lotta *skratchin noizez* ebery time I jump inna box - that getz Dad's tenshun an he kumz to see "What the heck are ya DOIN in there?!" ;)
Lez GO, Dad! I'z HOONGREE an I dint see ya pack a bag a kittie krunch when we loaded up this mornin. Anna Dawgz nebber leave any skrapz inna bowlz.
Dad jest minded me ~~
Heart-felt THANKz to all you Pet Talker Hoominz an FurBuddies fur all the Wunnerful Posts ya sent me anna Prayerz for recovery! :)
Musta werked - kuz I feelz Purdy Good rite now!
TANKz again!
/s/ Yer Kat Buddie, *Boots*