Dole Out Goodies!!! :D
How far can an oyster spit?
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Dole Out Goodies!!! :D
How far can an oyster spit?
DOG means Dancing Old Geezers. They were on Leno last week I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by mustlovedogs
Where do Guinea Pigs come from?
They come out of coins!
What is money for?
Money is for not buying things.
Who is today's Dog of The Day?
Further than the Walrus and the Carpenter!!!!! About 10 yards!!!! They really won the contest!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Now, back to Jalb's question:
Quote:
Originally Posted by mustlovedogs
Bigfoot!!! The hairless Chihuahua!!!
how many drops can an eyedropper hold?
It depends on how fat the eye drops are!
Why can't cats hang by their tails?
Cat's can't hang by their tails because that would make gravity into gravy! :eek:
because, they hate hanging around with opossems!!!! They simply won"t show off in front of them!!!
What is a Meer-Kat?
Oh, so you play the wrong game by yourself as well? :D
Must be the Michigan air!!!
back to the Meer-Kats!!!
:D :D :D sorry, I get your names mixed up!!!! :D :D :D
Whoops, sorry, I forgot to post a question! :eek: :cool:
Meer-kats are cats that are meer, of course!
What does the word bold mean?
It means, passive, reluctant to make a point!!!
Did the grinch really steal Christmas?
He tried. He wants it called Holidays instead of Christmas. Luckily a bunch of Santa's elves whupped up on him and he changed his mind. :p
How fast can a snail run?
Faster than a speeding bullet.... its.... UNDERSNAIL ! LOL !
Why do cats meow and dogs bark?
Everybody's got to do something. That's just what they picked out of the hat when they were first created!
Why can't a leopard change it's spots?