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Originally Posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Eddie says everything he knows about playing with friends.... he learned from Edwina..... :rolleyes: ;) :D
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Eddie says everything he knows about playing with friends.... he learned from Edwina..... :rolleyes: ;) :D
Our Dad has a Great Lawyer who works with Animal Welfare.
Mary Lou will get Eddie off!
Hi Eddie, Groucho the lawyer here. I just now saw the wanted poster with your picture on it! It's good that you have not spoken to anyone yet. I will be happy to represent you pro bono if you would like me to. It is most important that you understand how serious your current situation is. First we need to know if there is a warrant out for your arrest and if so exactly what the charges are. Has Edwina spoken to the police or anyone else about this? If you want me to be your legal counsel, I need to know your side of the story immediately to plan your defense. If the police come, call me IMMEDIATELY! And above all else, do not discuss this with anyone, even Edwina, until we talk. Hope to hear from you very soon.
Your friend,
Groucho the lawyeer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose
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