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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
NONE :p
Why can't men change the light bulb? :confused:
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
NONE :p
Why can't men change the light bulb? :confused:
Cos it isn't their job !!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why do women waste their time with make-up when they could use the time to attend Light Bulb Changing School ????
It is a mans job to change the light bulbs, because the women need the light to see to be able to put on their make up.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why don't the guys understand?
It's a guy thing... I don't understand why guys don't understand!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
What is the weather like on Dec. 21 in the southern hemisphere?
The 21st Dec 2010 downunder was........snow in the southern alps, strong winds on the east coast, flooding in central Australia, and fine/warm in Armidale :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What was the weather like on 21st Dec in the northern hemisphere ??
Sunshine, Cloudy, Rain, Freezing Rain, Snow, Sleet, Hail, etc. Dec 21st is shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere. Darkness in big supply.:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why does Santa make a list about who is naughty & who is nice?
Because he never used to until he met me. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Are Santa Claus and Willie Nelson related ????
Yes, thru Willie's grandfathers, mothers, brothers, cousins, sisters, aunts, grandmothers,great great grandmother. I know they are blood brothers for sure. :D Santa is a blood donor & Willie received a blood transfusion years ago from Santa. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Wombat, Have you really met Santa?
No, but I played around with a Carol once in a pink motel. :p:p:pQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Bonny, given that Santa brings gifts to good people and coal to naughty people. How many tons of coal have you collected so far ????
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
:eek: Not a single lump of coal :eek: Oh, all right enough to heat our house for the next ten years.
Are you Happy Now?
YES !!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Lets continue. So, given the huge amount of coal you have placed yearly under your Xmas tree. How many times have you been naughty in the past ???
1-10 times ??
10-1000 times ??
1000-1000000 times ??
1000000-a gazillion times ??
Now only Santa would know that because he is the one keeping track of it all. I would guess though maybe between 10-1000 times on the lower end of those numbers. The coal has kept our house warm & cozy through the winters.
Why haven't you received any coal? :rolleyes:
I received a CD of songs sung by Nat King Cole. . .does that count?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
(Answer and question in one sentence!)
By gum that more than counts. :cool::DQuote:
Originally Posted by Catherinedana
Does Nat King Cole sing Silent Night on your CD?
He sings it so silently I can't actually hear it. . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Will Santa accept Nutriberry bird treats instead of cookies this year?