only after baking pies
how many fireflies does it take to light a basement?
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only after baking pies
how many fireflies does it take to light a basement?
zero, it lights itself.
What is a bug?
My pet firefly, named Watt, works fine for me.
What happened to Mary's Little Lamb?
Alright Jalb!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by JALB
a bug is a sticky note post , placed within eye contact so we know someone is listening,
What is a blister?
it is a sign of beauty worn by marilyn monroe!
how many guinea pigs does it take to stage a takeover of mc donalds?
Oh My god!!! You are quick!!!
One, fast food eateries are frightened by hairy spies!!!!
What does, WILD , mean? :confused:
Wild according to best dictionary invented for this game means cuddly
how often do birds fart?
whenever they eat mexican food.
:p
What is a windscreen?
it is what drive in movies are played on silly!
what is a mexican jumping bean?
It is a kangaroo.
What's a koala?
Slang word, as in "Koala Kab" :p Hey, Kabbie, over here!!!
Do birds sneeze?
yes they sneeze all the time that is why you hear them chirping they are sneezing.
do dogs bark?
Good Heavens, NO,
They talk of course. I am looking for a translation dictionary so I can talk back to them :D
What is as light as a feather?
An overwieght Irish Wolfhound.
What can sit, stay, come and spot all at the same time?
that's easy. It's a fly zapped by a fly swatter.
How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?