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Yes~ There are PURPLE COWS!!!
Remember this one?( I know it by heart :p )
Grampa dropped his glasses once, in a pot of dye~
And when he put them on again~ he saw a Purple Sky :D
( so, of course, Gramps saw those Purple Cows too!!! :D ) Yeah, I'm giggling ~~~~~~ You all know me now~~~~ :cool:
The next question on the" Pet Talk" version of The Wrong Game is:
Simple Simon, Little Bo Peep, Wee Willie Winkie, Little Boy Blue, --Now--Who did Mother Goose leave out? :rolleyes:
mary jack!
What is the muse???
A muse is what you are when something tickles you until you giggle. As in "the joke a mused me".
What are balloons filled with?
In my experiences with balloons they are empty inside. When I've popped one, all I've been left with is pieces of broken balloon.
Why do they call it rush hour when everyone is driving so slow?
They hope that by calling it rush hour, people will take the hint and speed up.
What is happy hour?
That would be the 60 minutes between the time that "all bills are Paid" and "the next batch arrives"
Why is it important to close the cover on a book of matches before striking(*Close Cover Before Striking*) :eek:
So the other matches won't see what you are doing and run screaming from the room.
Just which end IS up?
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
I've got to be WRONG in answering this question~ :rolleyes:
Which End is UP? There seems to be no End in sight~ :eek:
How can you tell when a Camel is thirsty?
When you can see the sand at the bottom of the pond at the oasis, your camel isn't thirsty anymore.
What is a deafening silence?
A stereo playing FULL BLAST!!!!
What does Neil Armstrong eat for Breakfast? :D
Escargot and prune juice! Want some?
Do goats really eat tin cans?
No, Goats actually prefer lawn chairs and have a fondness for , dynamite :D
How long can salt be stored in the pantry? Is it okay to eat salt that is over 20 years old? :eek:
yes, but you probably want to immerse it with some escargot in a tin can filled with prune juice first, though...
why are there so many SEAgulls in the parking lot of the local big-box retailer in the summertime? Oughtn't they be called TARGETgulls, then?
Then how would you SEE them? :D
My question in a NEW thread coming up!
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...34#post1727234