It would be high kicked to the moon. Wouldn't the moony men be surprised? :eek:
Why are bananas yellow?
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It would be high kicked to the moon. Wouldn't the moony men be surprised? :eek:
Why are bananas yellow?
The yellow ones are the good ones~ but as soon as you bring them home, they go bad~and, they " can " become evil (Just be sure to keep your matches in the freezer, okay) :cool:
Can spiders tap dance?
Absolutely! They just need teeny little tap shoes.
When a penguin goes to a casual dining restaurant, does he feel overdressed?
Naw, they just put on blue jeans and a cowboy hat and blend right in!
Can cats really see ghosts?
According to my Mother-in-law, nope~ They're useless when the spooks show up!!!
Does a bird read the news print that is placed on the bottom of the cage?
Yes, and they really love pooping on some of the articles they read.
What is a mug?
A mug is a footprint ~ It gives away your shoe size~
How long is a standard roll of 35mm film?
How long is a standard roll of 35mm film? It's one photograph shorter than it needs to be :(
What happens to all the stairs when they reach the top of the escalator?
they float away and become the stairway to heaven.
What was your ex boyfriend's most annoying habit?
Dating other girls while we were engaged! Oh, wait - this is supposed to Wrong!!! Well, in that case - nothing he was a saint! :eek: (excuse me while I go barf) :D
Why is snow so cold?
Snow is so cold, so snowmen can wear coats.
Ever see a snowman in a bikini? :cool:
What color should i paint the walls in my office?
Lime green!!! My middle room is that color and it's really cheerful!!!
What are lima beans?
They are the big, round beans, in our favorite chili recipes~ :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What color are Lima Beans :rolleyes:
They are neon orange with glow in the dark green spots! Hard to lose those little suckers!!! They can make bathroom time real entertaining!!! :eek:
What do you do with an egg plant?
You feed it to the hens, to help them produce, of course.
Why are some eggs brown?
The brown eggs are chocolate!
Does it ever snow in summer?
Where is "Summer" located? :confused: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
I can't find it in my Atlas!!!! :o (However, I think that it probably Snows there)
When a Dog chases its own tail, what does it do when it catches it?
He plays jump rope with it.
Why do cows moo?
because they want to go to the moovies
what is a pumpkin seed?
A pumpkin seed is a little gem that is found inside pumpkins. Forest animals use them for jewelery!
What is a comet?
You're not going to believe what a "comet" is~ :eek:
They are very "swift and powerful" birds~ smaller then a Hummingbird~ and can move so quick, you don't even see them!!!
However~
They do leave faint foot prints behind, in the snow!!!
How does one photograph a Comet? :eek:
You say "Cheese", point the camera and shoot and hope for the best!
Why do animals have different color noses?
That's a tough one~ :rolleyes: ..........................
Only Noah knows the "Wrong answer" to that question. ;)
Rabbit tracks, bird tracks, deer tracks, train tracks...what else is left behind when it snows?
Their noses are different colors for grocery coupon day at the local dollar store! EVERYONE knows that :rolleyes:
8 tracks are also left behind when it snows, along with some cassetes of Donna Summer..............
Why do Dr.s have couches in their exam rooms?
Where else can one hide their "crackers"? :rolleyes:
What would happen to us if we didn't have The Moon? :eek: ( I mean, could we still giggle?)
We could giggle but not eat Jell-O as Jell-o is actually a moon based dessert. :(
What color is lemon yellow? and does it go with Butter Yellow?
Lemon yellow is a drabby hue of yellow, while Butter Yellow is a bit on the green side of the color wheel~ They're both sickning in my opinion~ :D
Tocan Sam sells Fruit Loops , Cocoa Puff's Cuckoo Bird is Coo-Coo for Cocoa Puffs, .....Does Dry Breakfast Cereal cause people to go crazy?
Dry cereal is used for mass annihalation of ant farms in little boys rooms, it has been a Military weapon for a long time now.
What flavor is Watermelon?
Watermelon tasts just like chocolate!!! :)
What do you do with squash?
What do you do with squash? - Compare it to racquetball (since I don't know how to play either)
Why does a football have that particular shape?
Because footballs really want to be eggs and that shape is as close as they can get.
Do birds eat watermelon?
Yes Mam, they do~ But what surprises me is, they spit out the seeds :eek:
Why do we call all facial tissue "Kleenix"? Why don't we call them Puffs? :confused:
Gosh, we call them tissues or hankies in my house! What is wrong with the rest of you all? Do you like paying that company royalties when you say that word? :eek: It's like when you sing "Happy Birthday" you are supposed to pay off the person who wrote that song! Now aren't you sorry you asked? :D
How far can a monkey spit watermelon seeds?
clear across the room to the Xerox machine!
Why do we refer to every photocopy machine as a Xerox, even if that's not its brand?
You mean, they're not all Xerox machines? :D
Where do old and rusty shopping carts end up?
At every grocery store in my town!!!
Do pigs tap dance?
First of all~ Thanks for the " giggle attack"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh Lordy~~~~Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
My answer? NO
Pigs just HOOF it!! ( no tap shoes required :o ) They were Born to TAP DANCE!!! :cool:
Can a Frog really play a "fiddle"?
Yes, a froggie can play the fiddle and he can "go a courtin' " too! :D
Do snails have feet?
Yes, by Gum, they do have feet!!! I've seen snails that can even :eek:
leave 3 feet behind!!!
When Froggie went a Courtin~ what else was by his side? :o ( you've got to be *wrong*, of course)
His pet snail named Boo!!! Took them a while to get to his girls house though!
Are there really any purple cows?
"I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one." :D