One squirrel can finish up a *nut case* in just 20 minutes!!
Do squirrels communicate with their tails? :eek:
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One squirrel can finish up a *nut case* in just 20 minutes!!
Do squirrels communicate with their tails? :eek:
No, they use cell phones like the rest of us!!! beep beep beeeeep beep
Do they still make soap on a rope?
You mean, Squirrels made all those Soap on a Rope necklaces? :eek: :D
yes, I think they do, ( So!!! that explains all the little teeth marks around the edges)
What color is Lifebuoy Soap?
Lifebouy soap is orange with purple stripes and pink spots. A real attention getter, it is!!!
What are squirrels favorite types of nuts?
You had to ask "that" question~ I have to answer "it" ~WRONG~ :D
Cashews~ It's sickning when they go on Sale around here!!!! All the Chattering!!!
Who is Barker Bill~ and, Where is his Circus performing now?
Barker Bill is a Well Known Cat, Named for the fact that He sell Snake oil on the evangalist revivial circle for Pizza with Cheese religion. He has since retired from the Circus after finding Pepperonii (sorry to break the news)
What color is the bottom of a polar bears foot?
The colour of a Polar Bear's foot is orange. Because it's too hot where they live.
What is the average of cows being milked?
They average a size 14. some a bit thinner some a bit bigger.
how many ducks does it take to make a considered Quack Judgement?
Am I playing the Wrong Game with Groucho Marz? :D
We're talkin Ducks Now?~ (Duck Soup anyone? :p )
I'd say........3 or 4 Ducklings( all in a row) ought to do it!!!!
I could be wrong you know~
Do Lawyers chew gum?
yep just like baseball players.
what is bread?
Bread is a virus that gives you bad headaches and a runny nose.
How do you play Twister?
It's a term to descibe "littering"~ As in, Look at all the bread those people threw away, tisk, tisk, tisk..........
Deviled Hawk eggs, fried crawdad, possem gizzards, what else does Granny Clampett fix at her Bed and Breakfast? :D (Hey,it's Friday guys)
She also "fixes" male dogs. :rolleyes: They find it rude of you to ask.
When does the clock strike 12?
The clock strikes 12 when it's actually 13 o'clock!!! :eek: (Hickory , Dickory, Dock~ :cool
Can a fly on the wall keep a secret? :o
Flies cannot keep secrets and therefore have banned by the NSA as secret agents!
what is frosting and did I eat mine? everyone else is Frosted? does that mean I am not a flake? I wanna be a Frosted Flake!
How many peanuts are in jar of peanut Butter?
There's only 5 peanuts in that Jar!!!! ( sad, isn't it)
What is a Frosted Flake? (Tony Tiger holds the secret) :D
Frosted flakes are cornflakes iced with chocolate!!! YUMMY!!! :D
When do pigs fly?
When they've been hired to deliver the mail. It's much quicker than walking, you know!
Can you train pugs to run as fast as greyhounds?
Actually No, Pigs cannot run that fast due to the fact that their wings slow them down...until they become airborne and thats not running at that point it's coasting.............
How many Greyhounds can fit on a bus?
On a bus? well, they'd go flying off once the bus starts moving, so I wouldn't put ANY up there. :p But I have to answer wrong, so how bout... 2851. (don't ask where that number came from)
How many sheets are there in the average notepad?
I know, I know ( D39 raises her hand eagerly)
There's 2,580 pages in an average notepad~
Which animal is faster, a Greyhound or a Cheetah? :eek:
most lickely the hippo. They've got the body and ll the things to help them do double-sespention gallop. ;)
How do you spell yay, yea, yeah, ya,ect?
I always consult my Book of Spells when it comes to that word~
Owls often cough up a "mouse carcass,(I've heard this is really true)~ :D
So, why do Owls eat mice in the first place?
To raid them of their CIA knowledge of course Dotty!
How many Mice played in Cats?
One, and such crafty little mouse was he , sneering and wringing his pink little paws~
What ever became of Templeton, that crafty Ol Rat from Charlotte's Web?
He owns the farm now and is raising cane!
What is a belly button for?
To store spare lint for campfire making of course!
Why do dogs have dewclaws?
They use dewclaws to measure how tall grass is. When it reaches their dewclaws, it needs to be mowed!!!
How do they know that no two snowflakes are alike?
when they melt they become one, so naturally, 2 are one, therefor they are alike. Infact, they have identical DNA. :eek:
how much do ice-fishing huts sell for in mexico?
In American dollars~ The exchange is .75 :cool:
It's the shipping and handing that bothers me :eek: I'm not going to order mine now!!!
Does anyone know if there are **Floatable **Ice Fishing Huts? :D
Yes, they are called "rafts".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the Easter bunny have helpers or does he color all those eggs himself?
His chickens are trained to lay them already decorated.
How tall is Santa?
How tall is Santa? 11 feet, 2 inches.
What happens to igloos when they start to melt?
They are served on Thursdays in our bar as Slushies! :eek: :p
How many times can will you check the door when waiting for a package?
Around 400 unless it comes early and puts me out of my misery.
What does it mean if someone sends you roses?
It means they "wrote down the wrong address" :D , and, they'll just have to suffer!!! Cause, The Roses are Mine now!! so there!!! :p
Why did the Queen of Hearts insist on Painting the Roses RED? :rolleyes:
Because red roses are a sign of love. The queen of hearts was so mean that was the only way she would ever get any!!!
What is play doh?
That's what I call running out of Baking Soda, just when You've started making a batch of Cookies~
What is Glass Wax? :confused:
Glass wax is the wax you use on your legs - makes them smooth as glass (never mind the PAIN).
What is spaghetti?
Spagetti is a Great Laundry Booster!!!(Just add a cup to every load and you'll notice a difference, trust me!!!)
What do you think might happen if a Banana Peel was thrown into a line of Chorus Girls?