200 people can fit into a Volkswagon!!! :D
What is a miracle? What does that word really mean?
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200 people can fit into a Volkswagon!!! :D
What is a miracle? What does that word really mean?
A miracle is when 200 people fit into a Volkswagen ...
So, how are you?
I'm all tangled up at the moment~ Playing The Wrong Game on Pet Talk can be a privledge~
What is a strait jacket?
it's wrinkly and worn out type of jacket.
what is an ipod?
it's Steve Jobs' retirement fund multiplied by about a zillion ...
what's an iPod? (do the rules of the Wrong Game allow me to repeat the question and see what someone else's answer is?)
Off the topic slightly ... a miracle (for me) is the answer I typed in to the question elsewhere on Pet Talk about your Top Ten of 2006 ... graduations, good health and a successful family reunion.
But, back to the question at hand:
what's an iPod?
an ipod is a like a "poloroid swinger camera" all the go these days!!!
(Meet the Swinger, Polaroid Swinger)
So, what is a Satillite? :rolleyes:
it is what i sit on after eating this holiday season!
who did toto love more..doroty or auntie Em?
Well, after the big Blow -Out (To Oz and back) He hung out more with Auntie Em~ But, He really had the *Hots* for Miss Gulch's CAT!!!!!! :eek
(It's another Volume by L. Frank Baum~)
Little Betty Blue , Lost her Holiday shoe~ Where did she find it?
In the mashed potatoes. Want some?
What is America's favorite pie flavor?
Cow Pie~ Here, want some with the mashed potatoes? :D (Yum, Yum, eat it up!!!!)
How can you tell that the Cider has gone Hard?
because it runs just like water from a faucet.
How can you tell the difference between a tooth brush and a hair brush?
:D Okay , I've now got a case of the Wild Giggles~ .................... :D
Lordy , this is the "Pet Talk Version "of "The Wrong Game"~ :D
I must answer, WRONG~ :eek:
A toothbrush has " Large Bristles"~ It's a must have in the Bathroom~
The Hair brush is the tiny little brush we use to give us a Bit of Sheen to that *One* Strain of Hair on Our Head !! It's the tiny little one~ Just to the right of the faucet~
What is Pet Dander?
Pet dander is that white flakey stuff people use for fake snow!!! (bet you thought it was instant potato flakes, eh?) ;)
Why does NY city drop a ball on New Year's eve? :eek:
Of course, Momoffuuzzyfaces challenges our imagination on The Pet Talk Version of "The Wrong Game"
Because, No one ,on Earth, has really figured out how to "Lasso" The MOON!!! ;)
Who is Guy Lombardo?? :eek:
Guy Lombardo is the senior's version of Elvis.
Who changes the New Year babies diapers? They must really be full by now!
That's a Job for Mother Nature!!!! ( Please leave me out of it :eek: ) :D
Oh Geez Moff~ :o That was quite a question!!!! :D
Where there any Alley Cats in Times Square last night?
No alley cats in Times Square. Cool cats, fat cats, but no alley cats. Maybe the alley cats were on Broadway waiting for the musical to open again.
Was there ever a cat so clever as magical Mister Mistoffelees?
Why Yes, of course there was~ The Cheshire Cat~From Alice and Wonderland~ :D
Where does Puss N Boots do his shopping?
He does all his shopping on the Internet now. He can get great bargains plus it is delivered right to his door.
Does Puss N Boots still wear boots?
Rarely, and only for Photo Shoots and advertisements~ Ever since He was talked into Getting" Declawed" :rolleyes:
Does Puss N Boots still get Hair balls stuck in his throat?
Of course not, everyone knows that Puss N Boots gets sunglasses stuck between his toes!
Do cats use litterboxes?
No, they can use the People Potty now. They still have trouble remembering to flush though!!
What is kitty litter by the way?
Kitty litter is all the trash you accumulate over the course of a week when a cat lives with you!
When a male uses the People Potty, do you give him a hard time if he forgets to put the seat down afterward?
Yes, because I hate going "splash" in the middle of the night!!!
How many days until next Christmas?
Any day now~ :cool: (Christmas could actually be tomorrow!!!! :eek: )
Was Connie Francis a Tall Woman?
Wasn't she the first 8 foot tall woman?
What are pop tarts?
Gosh, I nearly forgot about those crazy things :eek: ~
Pop Tarts are the decorative accessory that are sent along with Fruit Cakes during the Holiday Season~
Has the Trix Rabbit ever had the chance to "taste" Trix Cereal yet?
Yes, and he decided the kids were right; trix is for kids!!! It has too much sugar for him; makes him hyper.
Why did Yankee Doodle call the feather he stuck in his hat macaroni?
I know the real answer, but I have to be wrong :D ~
Yankee Doodle didn't know his spoon from his fork, ate with his hands, and frequently coughed up "feathers" and Cheese!!! The Geese just hated him!!!!! :D :D :D
Did the Blue Fairy ever make fun of Pinnochio?
Everybody made fun of Pinnochino, even the wood carver!
Why do we put candles on birthday cakes?
We value this tradition of playing lighted candles on Birthday Cakes because Flash lights take away from the decorations~
Why are keys still made of metal?
Because they ran out of cotton.
What is an ipod?
I have to be wrong Almita~ :cool:
An ipod is The Newest" Snake Oil " for stiffling all the noise :p
Just a fancy "Ear Plug"
Where does all the old chewing gum go?
They go to the cell phone factory for the cell phones to be made.
What is Mother Of Pearl?
Mother of Pearl you ask?
Her real name was Julilah Anne Judy Pearl Tiddledodd and, she named her only daughter,* Pearl~* :cool:
How many pages are there in a spiral notebook?( You must answer wrong) :cool:
One million, eight hundred, sixty two and a half!!!
Who was Elvis?
Elvis~ Hummm, now let me think :rolleyes:
Oh Yeah, He was the gangly "Water Boy" for the Green Bay Packers.
Do squirrels buy "fancy hair potions" for their Beautiful Tails?
No they sneak into horse stables and use the horses "Mane and Tail" shampoo! It works so good even humans use it!
Do squirrels ever forget where they bury nuts?
Never they have detailed maps that they keep in bird feeders.
How many squirrels does it take to make a nut case?