Well, he left a hankie he used to wipe crumbs off his mouth on the emply cookie plate. Does that count? :eek:
What size boots does Santa wear?
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Well, he left a hankie he used to wipe crumbs off his mouth on the emply cookie plate. Does that count? :eek:
What size boots does Santa wear?
Yes, a Hanky counts :D ( My Father almost caught Santa one year, wish I saved that piece of his Suit :cool: )
When he does wear Boots, they're a childrens' size 3~ But, I've heard a song titled "Barefoot Santa Claus" (walkin on the roof, without his boots) :eek:
So, your guess is as good as mine~
Who is in charge of cleaning up the Santa Claus suit, the sleigh , and tending to all of the harnesses~bells and the ol whip?
the easter bunny is.
what is an ipod?
An ipod is what space aliens use to contact people on earth.
What is New Year's Eve?
It's a day where you get candy and eggs are everywhere!
What is water?
Water? It's all about Tradition almita~( whispers secret)
What is Water? It's loose fragments of paper, tiny pieces no bigger than an atom.
I'm saving buckets of it this year, to throw onto my New Year Eve Guests at the stroke of Midnight!!!! ( 4 gallons so far :p )
Where is Father Time today?
Dorothy remind me not to visit you this New Year's eve!!! ;)
Father time has gone fishing with the Easter bunny!!!
Does the Easter bunny wear clothes?
yep he sure does.
i never knew that was water! (heard whisper)
what is a jacket?
Oh Lordy, You guys have just given me the giggles~ :D
( wait awhile--I'll catch my breath--- oh geez, another wave hits---- :D -------Oh Lordy-------- :D :D :D --
PHEW!!
What is a Jacket?
It's a very, very , very small coat. Chris Farley offered a great visual for the term "jacket"--- :p (Fat guy in a **Little Coat***) :D
What is a soda Jerk?
It's a jerk who steals your baking soda at Christmas cookie baking time!!!
What a cad!!!
What is cable tv?
cable tv is a toy that has the letters "t" and "v"
what is a microchip?
a microchip is the smallest, wow, so tiny ---looks like a dot on the countertop- spec of chocolate~ Get with it when you spy a microchip!!! Most sitings are RARE!!! Lick your index finger and grab the tiny little chip !!!!
How old is Toto now? (you know of him, Dorothy's little Terrier)
67? (How old would that make Toto in human years?)
Can I buy a vowel?
No, you can only rent them.
Do skunks smile?
Shunks *snear* ;) I doubt they know how to smile~
How long does it actually take for a Snail to cross the road? (why bother, huh)
We don't know. The first one to ever do it is still crossing !!! It's been 3 years so far!!!
Why do turkeys have knobby knees?
So they can keep their knee socks in from falling down~ I assume the *knobs* were put there for that reason~ Why else? :D
Do birds gather Christmas Tree Tinsel? If so~ What in the world do THEY do with that stuff?
Birds use tinsel to knit into socks for their kids. They just love shinny sockies!!!
What happened to all the uneaten fruitcake?
Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
It makes a GREAT insulation against Winter Drafts!!!( I stuff it into the attic, yet, tell the sender how delicious it was :D )
If Neil Armstrong spit on the moons surface, is it still there? :cool:
Yes, the moonmen use it as a fishin hole!!!
Is the moon really made of green cheese?
Sorry to report this Bullitin~ It's not made of Green Cheese after all~ :eek:
This just in: The Moon is Made of "Earthly Dreams"~ Imagine that!!!
(Neil told me this secret :cool: )
So, how far have those *radio Waves * traveled since they were first transmitted? ( I think Mars missed out on Fibber McGee and Molly) :D
Actually, the raido waves did not go anywhere. They have been trapped in the earth's atsmophere and are the real cause of global warming!!! :eek:
How old is the New Year's baby?
Old enough to Vote :cool:
Where does Father Time go on January 1st?(poor fella, I hope he has some buddies to hang out with)
He goes to Jamaica.
What is the peace symbol like?
It looks like a chicken with it's head cut off.
How many songs are there in the world?
There are only 271 songs in the world.
What is Winter Break really like?
winter Break is a crack in the sidewalk,
How many feathers are in a down pillow?
Wow haven't seen you around. Dr.Goodnow.
There are 143 feathers in a down pillow.
What does a car do?
Nope but we are back, and glad to see all of you! I have spent the day catching up SO MUCH NEWS! hope all the holidays were blessed for all and wishing a GREAT new year to ALL! (kisses to karen paul donna and dorothy and Catty!) btw the answer is 42
what do lemon drops taste like?
That's great to hear!
lemon drops taste like coke.
what is a rope?
leomon drops taste like boiled eggs!!!
good to have you back dr.
Are French fries really French?
French fries are not French they are Venusian brought here by rabble rousers!
A rope is used to hold up roofs on yard sheds
How many lives do cats that are purple have?
They have 15 lives
What is a mouse really like?
A mouse is like a marshmallow; all soft and squishy.
What does a lime taste like?
lime tastes like noodles.
what is a computer?
A box used to create endless paper piles of useless info!
What is the sum of 3+3 -6?
-24
What is the american flag colors?
The Colors are Cat dog and Hamster of course silly!
What happens to an avon lady if you dont answer the door?
You're a ding dong!
Why do cats move on all four legs?
because if they walked on only 2 we would expect them to answer the avon lady knocking!
How many ppl really fit in VW bug?