Politicians smile so their faces will get permanently stuck in that position.
Why do clouds look like they are moving across the sky?
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Politicians smile so their faces will get permanently stuck in that position.
Why do clouds look like they are moving across the sky?
Because the clouds stay still while the earth is moving and we walk in the other direction.
Why is it that all professors remind me of tea cosies ???
Because they give you the warm fuzzies just like a tea cosie! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Why do kangaroos hop?
Because they're listening to polkas on their iPods :rolleyes:
Where does wind come from?
From the East, sometimes from the West, ocassionally from the South, but lots of times from the North.
Why does the sun rise ???
Sun rises so moon can go to sleep.
Why do dogs howl?
Dogs howl to annoy the neighbors in the middle of the night so they can call you and get better aquainted. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why do some trees leaves change colors in autumn?
It's all about fashion. The girl leaves want to look good for the boy leaves.
Why don't kookaburras live in the USA ????
Kookaburroas aren't allowed in the USA because they don't have pockets like the kangaroos to carry their passports in.
Why did the elecricity just go off?
Because you are getting older, and nothing shocks you any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
Why did the chicken cross the road ??
(Do not answer "For some foul reason" paleeeeeeze !!!)
The chicken crossed the road because she didn't want to lay an egg in the middle of the road & the grass was greener on the other side.
Why does the wind keep blowing, and blowing, and blowing?
It had a really spicy burrito for lunch!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bonny
What is hail made of?
Lead !!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Actual last quotes: Bonny "Is that hail ??"
Clyde " Yep, it's a hail of lead."
Why did the "Tea Party" happen in Boston and not in Boise ??
Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
The tea party happened in Boson because everyone was addicted to tea & in Boise there was a tea prohbition going on at the time. :D
Why do cats purr & meow?
Why do cats purr & meow?
Because they like to speak Swahili (Purr=feed me, Meow=feed me)
Why do we call Americans, YANKS ????