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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Give me a Break!!!!!! :D (OOOOOOOh~~~ I needed that laugh attack)
A burp is Brain Gas!!!!! :cool:
What is a Kit Kat Bar? :eek:
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Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Give me a Break!!!!!! :D (OOOOOOOh~~~ I needed that laugh attack)
A burp is Brain Gas!!!!! :cool:
What is a Kit Kat Bar? :eek:
That's a granola bar for cats made out of crunchie food and cat nip!!!
What is a message in a bottle used for?
I found one in our Bath tub just the other day, and , I read it. :rolleyes:
Same ol Spider ( he is sure a Ham) I blotted off my lipstick with it!!!! :eek:
Where do Organ Grinders get their Monkeys?
From Monkey Mart on 6th street!!!
Why do dogs bark?
They really don't BARK at all!!! :eek: Their vocal cords , being different than ours, are spoken WORDS!!!!! Cats know what they are really saying, but, just try to get that information!!!!!! :rolleyes:
Where is Redi Kilowatt now?
He went to Alabama to go buy some soup for my dog.
what happend to the mouse that was in the mouse hole???
He thought it was a good idea to hide in the clothes hamper, then, was transported to a laundry mat. :eek:
Where can an elephat hide?
An elephant can hid under a bottle cap!
Where did the genie go from the magic lamp?
The geni is here in my town, changing white houses into yellow ones!!!
What does a smiley do?
(so sorry that I have to anwer this one WRONG!!!!!! :) )
A smiley " stuns you senses!!!!", like a Light Bill that has gone out of control!!!!! :eek:
What is a Crocus?
It's a rare orange bird that thinks it's and frog and screams Croak-us!
What is a fudge bar?
( Connie, You are so like finding a light switch in the dark) :D
A Fudge Bar is the prize we are rewarded with when we manage to make ends meet. I got my Fudge Bar this year!!!! Hurrah!!!!!!!!!!
What is a Tootsie Roll Pop?(* Is is a noise?) :eek:
A light switch in the dark with the electricity disconnected? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
A Tootsie Roll Pop is a game where lots of girls named Tootsie roll their pops (dads) down a steep hill. The first one to get him in the river wins.
What is a sneeze?
That is when your EYES close, ever so tightly, and, the world stops for just a second!!!!( and, I do pay my light bill, on time :D )
What is a Pet Talk Friend??( you must answer this WRONG, :eek: )
A Pet Talk Friend is someone you go mud wrestling with!!! You can't take just anybody to those meets you know!!!
What is a hic-cup?