It comes from the microwave.
How do you wash a car?
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It comes from the microwave.
How do you wash a car?
you take some mud and throw it on the windshield and turn on the wipers
why are wheels round?
Because square ones make the ride too bumpy.
What is the Pet of the Day?
It's a where you buy a Pet everyday.
What is a printer used for?
They make dandy Bread Boxes!!!
Short Bread Cookies, sliced Ham, cheese slices, pretzels dipped in chocolate....What else can we put on a Plate for Santa Claus? :rolleyes:
Alkaseltzer and Rolaids???
What does Santa get for Christmas?
(You're like a ringing Bell ~Moff~ :D )
What does Santa Get for Christmas?
This year, he gets a Cell Phone, at last. ( I could be Wrong, of course)
Does Santa Claus ever leave the "Wrong" gift :eek: at the "Wrong "House?
Yes once he gave my neighbor's dog a squeaky mouse toy.
What is water?
Water is that brown stuff plants grow in.
Do elves like to dance?
Yep their favorite dance is the tango.
What is a guitar pick?
A game where guitars pick their favorite person in a crowd
What is a keyboard?
It is a board filled with keys.
what is pet talk?
pet talk is the colour you get when you mix purple with brown.
how old is santa claus?
He says to tell you that it's rude of you to ask, and that you'll be on his naughty list this year.
How does E-Mail work?
e-mail works like a turtle. slow and steady.
How many pages are in the Bible?
2 pages in the bible
What is a dog?
a dog is a 5-legged swamp creature that brings you money on your birthday.
How do you play basketball?
you hit the ball with a basket
what is painless?
Painless is when you find the object you want at both K-Mart and Wal-Mart, but the one you saw at K-Mart costs more, so you buy it at Wal-Mart instead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
The kids do around here ... there is a kick-___ sledding hill about a 15-minute drive from my house ... Ivory works pretty well ... otherwise the runners don't slide well the first time they take the sled down the hill.
The chicken crossed the road to get to the party that was going on across the street.
What is Santa's favorite cookie?
Stale Gingersnap Cookies~ He can't get enough of them~I bought a stash of them on sale this Spring!! :cool:
Does Santa still rely on Helicopter Transit when there is no snow on the ground? :eek:
No he uses a cow when there is no snow
what is a piano useful for?
To brush your teeth.
What is the hokey pokey?
its a pokey hockey stick.
what is scotch tape?
What constitutes a constitutional? - A car, uncomfortable shoes or the lack of a path...
Do reindeer really know how to fly?
Yep, one thing most people don't know is santa can fly also. Who did you think taught the deer???
Who taught Santa?
Tinkerbell taught Santa how to fly and gave him a lifetime of fairy dust to use on the reindeer.
Does the Easter bunny fly?
Yeah, he uses his ears...
Why do we have computer mice?
Because, our left hand has other tasks to accomplish~ :cool:
Why do some people have a dominate left hand? :eek:
To keep the world from falling into a rut of boredom.
Do birds brush their teeth?
Yes, Every single morning and right before roosting at night~
Do they wear festive scarves this time of year?
Yes, they wear them all winter long to keep their little necks warm.
What do you do with a kumquat?
I paint a little "Happy" face on it, till it looks sorta like Mae West~ :cool:
Other times, I buy a few kumquats for "Still Life Painting Models" :D
(they're fascinating to watch :o )
Angel Hair, silver Christmas Trees, gigantic tree lights and Bubble lights, Kraft Christmas Specials, Dessert Flower Cologne, portable transister radios, What else has disappeared from the Christmas Wishes? :rolleyes:
( this is a tough one, I know~ :D ) It's the Pet Talk version of "The Wrong Game~" :D
8 track tape players!!!
Is it true that no two snowflakes are alike? How do they know?
It's all in the genes, that new DNA technology~ :eek: and, It's true!!!! :cool:
What happened to Ol Man Potter, the creep from the movie,"It's a Wonderful Life?"
He became a Vegas Showgirl!!!
Do llamas really spit?
Yes, but only when they are playing baseball.
How many spec are there in a *dash * of pepper?
There are 800,521,482,579 but only on week days.
What does Santa do for fun?
For *fun*, Santa travels to distant galaxies , when he's all done in ours!!! :eek:
Has Santa ever left any personal items behind~?(sets it down to gorge on cookies)