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Why is peach skin fuzzy?
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No - they can't chew tobacco!
Why is peach skin fuzzy?
Because it doesn't have any arms to shave itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by pomtzu
Why is grass green?
So I can tell where the lawn ends and the sidewalk starts.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it is sad.
Why did people stop playing this game?
Because it's so addicting and hard to stay away from!
Why do leaves fall from trees in autumn?
Because they can't do that in the spring.
Why are wombats so naughty ???
The Queen of the Marsupials came to the chief wombat and tapped him with her magic wand and said, "You are chosen amoung all marsupials!!! You can behave in whatever fashion you desire". And so it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Does Polly really want a cracker?
Yes, Polly and wants a martini to go with it too!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Catherinedana
Just what do bears really do in the woods? :eek:
I thought...that answers to the questions were supposed to be totally unrelated? eg for the last question, I answer something like:
Turnips keep well in the winter.
Why do frogs jump?
ETA: I tried to find Games 1, 2, and 3 - but no luck! So I could be totally wrong.
I always thought the answers just needed to be wrong. ok, anyone who knows, let us know please! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
Why do frogs jump?
It's the only way they can escape Frenchmen.
Why don't they call New York "The Big Watermelon" ???
Because it's really just a little squirt!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
What's the difference between a dolphin and a porpoise?
Here is the first "Wrong Game" thread: http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...lay+wrong+game
The difference between a dolphin and a porpoise: A porpoise always knows exactly what it's going to do, always has a "porpoise" in mind, whereas dolphins swim around aimlessly all day long.
What do we mean when we use this smiley: :eek:?
It means we are about to have a bad gas attack and don't want anyone to know! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by JALB
Do frogs have hairy legs? :confused:
Only if they forget to shave them.
Why do politicians always smile ????