( and I have to answer the question wrong :o )
Why do Hens Lay Eggs?
Because, Roosters can be such a pain ~ :D
Do Hens really gossip? :rolleyes:
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( and I have to answer the question wrong :o )
Why do Hens Lay Eggs?
Because, Roosters can be such a pain ~ :D
Do Hens really gossip? :rolleyes:
Yes they are always gossiping about them Roosters.
What are headphones used for?
Well, I've reclycled a few, using them as "purse handles" :D
What are we going to do with all those "packing peanuts" :eek:
(well, I sent a whole box of them to my brother) BUT you can paint them and hang them from your Christmas tree or give them to animals to play with or throw them on the ground around your house and tell everyone it snowed!
Why are UPS trucks brown?
UPS was invented just after we discovered that there were more to colours than black-and-white. But, sadly, the inventor of UPS was a very old fashioned fellow. He thought we should stick with black and white. Finally, an employee suggested that he didn't use black and white, because they should look like they were ahead of time, and better. So, not being a very creative man, he settles on brown.
Makes sense, doesn't it??? :p
Next...
Am I dreaming? :confused:
Yes. Your dreaming of rainbows and bunnies.
What did I have for supper last night?
Egg plant and tofu?
Why do bunnies hop?
Steamed Dandelion Greens, with Vinegar Dressing :D (Yuck, How can you stand to eat them!!!)
Do we mow our Lawn just before Christmas? :eek:
To get to our lawns...Quote:
Why do bunnies hop?
No, the bunny does, by eating the grass!Quote:
Do we mow our Lawn just before Christmas?
Why is grass green?
Grass is green because pumpkins are orange.
Can cats really read your thoughts?
No, they really read when you aren't thinking, which then inables them to figure out when you are thinking, because of the opposite reaction. So when you are thinking they sense it, but you really are thinking for most of the day, because you can't breathe or blink without thinking. So it would be more appropreate to say, your cat can tell when you are thinking as opposed to when you are dead. So, if, oh so please, you could change your question to that, I could corespondingly change my answer to yes.
Who decides when holidays are?
Wow you even confuse people like Captain Jack Sparrow!! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
Im not sure who makes the holidays but I just say people do. lol
- Why do people make holidays?
Why thank you! :D But it really does make sense if you read it very thoughrouly (sp?). Same as if you download the script and figure it all out, you see that everything Jack Sparrow says makes sense too. In his own way. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by #1Wolflover
People make holidays so that we can amuse ourselves in the many ways possible to do so on different occasions.
I read it through a second time and understood it!!! :D lolQuote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
why are people amused by holidays-
Because they're amusing, no doubt. However, I have a slightly different opinion on the subject... Why do we find them amusing? I'm sure you will ask again. Once more I would respond We just do. Well, if we find it amusing, why don't some people find fingers facinating and amusing? People are known to do wierd things. After all, Myself? I'm guilty of being amused by Jars of Dirt. One simple-er answer for the question is...
Philosiphy:... Why aren't they amusing?????
What is philosiphy?
:D Philosophy- The rational investigation of the truths and principles of being, knowledge, or conduct. (truthfully I had to look in the dictionary to get a good definition. lol :p
- why is there philosophy?
Philosophy exists, so we can fully appreciate all of the old "Star Trek " episodes~ :D
Why is it still important to be able to read and write?
So we all know what our text messages and e-mails say and can answer them!!!
Why is the Internet so popular?
It is popular because there are many M&M's to eat on the internet.
What is a road?
A road is a thing chickens love to run across just daring cars to run over them. That's where the term "playing chicken" came from.
What is a snowball?
It's a bird that is orange.
What is a shih tzu
A shih-tzu is the funky bobber things you can put on the end of your pencil. They come in a wide variety of shapes and colours such as blue rockets, black cats, yellow stars, gray dogs, GREY HOUNDS ( :p :D ) , Orange pumpkins* red-and-white candy canes* red-and-white sanas* brown turkeys*, colourful characters, gray clocks, beige wolves, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy birthday!, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy anniversairy!, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy new year!, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy thanksgiving!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Marry Christmas!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy hanaka!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Hoppy easter!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Ooopppsss! You're married now, you're going to regret that later!, multi-coloured ones that say: Enjoyable quanza*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy Victoria day!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy Valentines day!*, multi-coloured ones that say: Happy St-Patricks day!*, ones that are shaped like fruit they smell like fruit, too! like yellow bananas and orange oranges and red apples and pink watermelon and orange catelope, silver swords, red rubies, brown shields, brown jars of dirt (inside joke ;) ) shiney gold coins, black-and-white cows, and MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!
* all holiday ones are naturally, sold only at that time of year.
Would that count as a run-on sentence? (hides from English teachers :p )
hmmmmm........... Are YOU dreaming? ( pretty wild imagination YOU have :p )
No, I'm not dreaming, I'm just having a bad head ache.
Which way is up?
Up is Southeast.
What is a bow?
A "bow" is the finishing touch to any castastrophe~ ;)
(cookies look too browned? slap a bow on em, works for me ) :D
Do elves clean out the Reindeer Barns?
Sure! Where do you think "chocolate" chips come from? :D
Is Mrs. Claus a good cook?
Bump! (because I can't think of a good answer to the question... :o)
Ok, I'll ask a different question: Do frogs sing? :D
Yep, they always sing while they tap dance.
What is a christmas tree?
A Christmas tree is a holiday bush that everyone decorates for Easter.
What do you use sugar for?
I use sugar for my cellphone
What is a lamp used for?
A lamp is used to play music cds.
How many apples do you need to make an apple pie?
You don't need any apples, just some oranges and bananas!
Who is today's Dog of the Day?
Jockomo's
What the "clarity" mean?
Clarity means a dark empty space
what is a smilie?
Clarity: The verb to do laundry.
Mom: Will you hurry up and do the clarity?!?!
Kid: Do the clarity yourself, you lazy bum!
Mom: you're grounded.
Kid: well, that sucks.
Mom: life's cruel, why should the after life be any different. (sorry, I'm a crazy pirate fan :p )
How do we tell different colours?
Quote:
Originally Posted by kittycats_delight
A smilie is a carrot
What is a ring?
a ring is something you use to tow a car
what does don't have a cow mean?
don't buy a cow at the circus
what does a cat do?
why a cat drives a car of course
where does milk come from?