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:eek: OH NO!!! Since I'm 4 ft 9, does that mean I'm really an elf NOT a munchkin????????? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Only 2 elves go along with Santa. Got to keep the sleigh light so the reindeer can still pull it.
Why does Santa wear red?
No, No, Moff, You ARE a Munchkin!!!! Not an Elf~ :D
There were a lot of "Red" Sheep around when Mrs. Claus made that Wool Suit.I've often wondered where she got the white fur :rolleyes:
Does Christmas Eve actually last for over 24 hours?
Yes, it is, infact, 135 hours long.
How many buttons does Frosty the Snowman have?
489 buttons.
Where did Frosty the snowman get his hat?
The Top Hat "actually" fell from the head of a common Chimney sweep(poor guy, I wonder what ever happened to him after that)
What do Mourning Doves do for entertainment on a Saturday Nite?
They pop some popcorn, break out the rootbeer and have a rousing game of Monopoly!!!
Is Rudolph the Reindeer's nose really red?
No, it's actually blue. It only turns red when he's mad.
How do reindeer learn to fly?
( Moff, You always come through for Dot ;) )
Nope, Not really, Gene Autry just couldn't admit that it was Green!!!
(let's just play along with "it" being red , okay~ ;)
What are Christmas Seals?
Quote:
Originally Posted by xcolbi
Woops, I posted way too soon Moff~
It's Blue ( the secret is really out now ;) )
Reindeer consult "Peter Pan", and they pay a handsome fee for lessons~
What does the Grinch do now a days? ( forget about Christmas Seals)
He's on a cruise ship in Australia. :p
Where do you buy your turkey?
I buy my turkey from the sock emporium down the street.
What do cats dream of getting for Christmas?
Getting the Chance to " Scare the daylights" out of an Elf!!!!
(waiting underneath a table, stitching their tails )
Do pixies help Santa Find his way on Christmas Eve?
No, they are mad because Santa hires elves and not pixies so they let him find his own way. Sweet little buggers, aren't they?
Is it true that animals can talk at midnight on Christmas eve?
Yes, But only in Europe~ ( disappointing, isn't it)
How much do you think Santa Claus weighs? :rolleyes:
Mrs. C. has been bugging him to lose weight. She wants him to wear a bikini (shudder) when they go on vacation. I hear he is down to a slim 450 now.
What are jingle bells?
You HAD to ask~
Jingle "Bells" are stale "Raisens" found waaaay in the back of the Kitchen Cupboard~ (They crave a nice warm bath ) so they can "jingle" again.
I often add them to my Homemade Cinnamon Swirl Bread, it delights them so much~ :D
What is "Scrooge" doing this year?
Since he is now broke because he gave away all his money, he is working as a janitor at Trump tower.
Why do elves wear those pointed curley toed shoes?
(You are always there, right on cue)
Those "Elves" lack potassium in their diet~ hence, the leg cramps and , of course,the need for those "pointed "shoes ( Give an Elf a Bananna this Year, just leave it next to the Cookies for Santa, I'm going to do it, Poor things :D )
Does Scrooge still keep in touch with his Nephew's family?
No, since he can't spring for the expensive gifts anymore, they don't answer his calls. He is still fast friends with Tiny Tim though.
What is Tiny Tim doing now?
He has his own " Fitness " Television and Web Site!!
(He makes Jack Lalane look like a wimp :D )
How many calaries are there in a slice of Christmas Fruitcake? :rolleyes:
Since I used to work in a bakery and we made fruit cakes I can tell you there is not a single calorie in them. No fat either. Just fluffy yummy things!!!
What does Santa give the reindeer for Christmas?
Santa gives all the reindeer Coca-Cola, since it's a tradition.
What does 'this night's the perfect shade of dark blue' mean?
It means someone is color blind.
Why do some monkeys swing by their tails?
They swing with their tails because they want to be tigers.
What color is the sky?
Why the sky is orange with purple poka-dots
what is a doggie door?
Any door with a "long earred door knob" :D
What is Cat Scratch Fever anyway? :rolleyes:
That's a strange illness where all you want to do is scratch a cat behind its ears!!!
What do you do with donut holes?
You use donut holes to plug the top of a wine bottle.
Why do potatoes have eyes?
Potatoes have eyes so they can see what goes on in the garden.
Can pigs fly?
Yes they use their ears to fly.
What is King Kongs number?
Don't let them kid you guys~ strange things can happen!!! Yes, they do fly !! Pigs are Mighty Mouses when the mood strikes them!!! :D
Can Donkeys Fly ?
I promised him I wouldn't give it out :D ( the big boob!! :D )Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
Does King Kong still dream about Fay Wraye?
No now he dreams about Guy Wray. ;)
Does Tarzan live in the jungle with Jane?
No he lives in Italy right nextdoor to you Michelle DUH ;)
What do you do with a klondike bar?
Darn I knew my neighbor looked familar :p
You sit on your snowchair and have a drink ;)
What is a Grape Crush for?
To crush all the oranges.
What is my mother's name???
It's Mildred, right? :D
So, what is MY Mothers name? :D
daddy
what is a bathing suit for?
Well, In my neck of the woods, a Bathing Suit is "something to keep warm "during the Winter Months ( burrrr)
What is an Ice Berg?
An Ice berg is something norwegians put in their drink
Why do hens lay eggs?