The Great Pyramids in Egypt~
Did Red Riding Hood own any Pets?
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The Great Pyramids in Egypt~
Did Red Riding Hood own any Pets?
Yes, she had a goose named Frank. Sadly the wolf met Frank strolling in the woods one day. No more Frank!!!
What ever happened to Woody WoodPecker?
Woody and Andy (Panda) broke away from their "cartoon" type cast roles.
They had to honor their Studio Contract for 5 more years, but that was in the 70's. I heard they opened a Gambling Casino near Las Vegas soon afterwards and that they still look and act the same way.
Did Chilly Willy every make it back to the North Pole?
No he made a wrong turn in Chicago and ended up at the South pole!! Only penguin there with all those polar bears. Not a pretty sight!!! :eek:
Why is Kansas so windy? (and no it's not because I live here ;) )
Because everyone there is constantly farting!
Why do they call a window a window?
Because everyone would be confused it we started calling windows starmahakuracknies.
What does the saying "you've got mail!" mean?
Means that you have a man coming to your house.
What are headphones useful for?
Head phones make great purse handles!!!
Why do birds perch on electrical wires? :eek:
Because it's fun to ride on them when the wind blows!!! WHEEEEE there goes another bird!!!
What is popcorn?
Popcorn is a city in Lalaland!
How much money does Bill Gates have?
Bill Gates? Why do you ask? I'd say somewhere between $0.00 and (turn computer sideways) 8 dollars. (in canadian currency :p He has between -1.00 and (sideways) 8 dollars american)
Where does the universe end?
We're in a fish bowl :p
Did Aliens really visit ancient civilizations? :rolleyes:
Of course, because if they didn't, we would still be eating pogosticks!
Why are Polka dots called polka dots?
They are dot that do the polka dance
what is a camera?
It is a wooden leg...in disguise!
Why do we have ears?
Where else are we going to hang our Christmas Stockings?
Why are there two sides to a coin?
Have you been drinking???? (lol)
Why is my phone green??
Because if it was Blue the microwave would be jealous!
How is cotton candy made??
It's baked in the oven with taco sauce.
Why is snow so cold?
so we can tell the difference between "snow" and "sugar"!!!
What are Sugar Plums ~?
Sugar plums are fat grapes.
What are marbles used for?
They're put into your head at birth~ to keep you rolling on!! ;)
Have you ever seen a person who has lost their marbles? :eek:
Only every time I look in a mirror!!!
Why does it snow in the winter?
It's not snow that's rain.
What is soup?
Soup is that wet stuff that's on the ground after a heavy rain!
Why do ducks quack?
Because their necks are bent~
Does Snow White eat fast food now?
Yes, and she looks like she ate all 7 of the drawfs!!!
What is a pimple?
It's a beauty mark~ sort of like Miss Kitty's , from the Television show Gun Smoke :cool:
Matt Dillon was drawn to it, of course. :D
What does Santa Claus eat for Breakfast?
He eats jingle berry crunch cereal with reindeer milk.
What is a muffin?
Moff, You are way too much in ~ the way of happiness~ says Dorothy~Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is a Muffin?
Oh , I do remember now~ a "Muffin"
It is a small stone in your shoe or your boot :D
Hurts like the Dickens !!! ( I had to stop and think about Muffins :rolleyes: )Its been a long time :D
Can we still buy "Jiffy Pop" Popcorn?
Yes, but no one can remember how to pop it on a stove. They all use microwave popcorn now.
What do you do with limes?
I draw faces on them with "markers", then I put on a "Lime Show"~~~
That is the only time I truely feel that I'm in the Lime Light!!! :D
Do kids still "soap up" their sled runners? :o
Lots of kids don't know what soap is any more not to mention sled runners!!! :eek:
What is a bearded dragon?
Please excuse me while I choke on my beverage~ :D (cleans off screen with paper toweling)----Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
and now folks, back to the "Pet Talk Version" of "The Wrong Game"
"What is a bearded dragon," asks Moff~
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(Johnny Carson thinks it is)
A very old "Disney" Cartoon Character , singing on the Street Corner, Holding a Tin Cup.
Do fire flies get paid for lighting up Christmas Trees?
No that's their Christmas gift to the tree owners. The fire flies don't have a lot of money so they give of themselves.
(why are you spitting at your computer? :eek: )
Does Santa wear red undies?
But, a Wink of his eye and a twist of his head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread~
They're not red~Mrs Claus uses Clorox Bleache~
Does He still smoke that Pipe?
SANTA SMOKES????? I don't remember that!!! I'm aghast!!! I'm flabbergasted!!! I'm shocked!!!! Surely the people in charge of being politically correct have made him stop by now, IF he ever did such a thing!!! :eek:
How many elves work in Santa's workshop?
Oh, I've Got to be Wrong in answering this question~
So, let's answer it *wrong* ;)
Only ten elves left, Even Santa is Down sizing :rolleyes:
What does Mrs. Claus do on Christmas Eve?
First she gets out the Rolaids and Pepto Bismol to give to Santa when he gets home with a tummy ache from all those cookies and milk.
Then she starts packing!!! She makes him take her to some tropical resort for a long spell of r&r. :D
Just how tall are elves anyway?
Elves are taller then Pixies :rolleyes:----, yet shorter than Brownies~
(scratched head , making sure the answer is wrong)
Most of them are just under 5 foot .
How many elves go along with Santa on his sleigh full of toys?