He machine washed it :eek: , you guessed it, it shrunk. Sooo, he gave it to Barbie, and then Ken got mad again............. :rolleyes:
What brand of "Shampoo" does the Werewolf perfer?
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He machine washed it :eek: , you guessed it, it shrunk. Sooo, he gave it to Barbie, and then Ken got mad again............. :rolleyes:
What brand of "Shampoo" does the Werewolf perfer?
Head and Shoulders, preferably with a human head and shoulders included!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the Headless Horseman still ride through Sleepy Hollow?
Nope, Brom Bones has discovered the Power of AJAX, a laundry detergent, Stronger Than Dirt!!! :D
But, there's still the problem of a Full Moon for Larry Talbot, how does he cope with such nonsense?
Larry is now a rich werewolf. When a full moon is due, he just hops his jet and flies to the other hemisphere where the moon is not full. Never has to have a harry encounter again!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What do witches cook in their caldrons?
Witches cook vegetable soup in their cauldrons.
Why are the numbers on my telephone and the numbers on my adding machine in different places? 1 is on the top left on my phone, but it's on the bottom left on my ten-key. Why can't they be arranged the same way?
Good one cassiesmom!!! :D (thinking outside the box you know :D ).......... .., because dialing became just toooo easy on telephones , they just simple caught us off guard,Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Who answers when you press "operator" on a telephone now these days?
You get connected to Mars and a martian who can't understand a word you say. He tells you all about it but, of course, you can't understand a word he says either. You both end up pulling your hair out!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are yams?
Yams are family reunions held by "dust mites" who reside in our pillows :eek: Ah-Choo!!!! Yep, It was a yam alright :D
What is a yawn?
Simple! A hiccup! ((yawn is french, hiccup is.....is.... English....))
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What is a stove ? *gasp*
its one of those things you throw at people you dont like.Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetpatata6
why is apple jam pink not green? (my mum had a doll that used to say this all the time!)
Apple Jam can become Green and quite tasty when you include the key ingredient to the pulp and sugar~ Sweet Green Peppers!!!! It's a must.
What is a Christmas Cracker?
A Christmas cracker is either a saltine or graham wearing a little Santa hat.
What makes a gallon of milk so heavy?
It comes from over weight cows!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is pumpkin pie?
Pumpkin pie is the ratio of the circumference of a pumpkin to its diameter.
Who were the Pilgrims?
They were the first rock band to come over from England!Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What was the MayFlower?