I think most Uh-Mer-I-Cuns can be found in two camps.. Miracle Whip or real mayonaisse. I'm a "real" mayonaisse kinda gurl myself ;) "just bring out the Hellman's, and bring out the best"... :rolleyes:
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I think most Uh-Mer-I-Cuns can be found in two camps.. Miracle Whip or real mayonaisse. I'm a "real" mayonaisse kinda gurl myself ;) "just bring out the Hellman's, and bring out the best"... :rolleyes:
Count another one for the "real" camp.
I'm a "real" kind of gal too. Miracle Whip is just like mayo but it contains more sugar and tastes too sweet to me. On the other hand "real" or "whole egg" mayo contains more salt which is also not good but the taste is so much better. I don't buy Hellman's because it's too expensive. Up here we have the "Real Canadian Superstore" and they put out their own brand of "real" mayo that taste just like Hellman's.
Karen, breakfast sounds good but let me clean up all these Graham Cracker bits off the floor. We sure can get out of hand can't we?? :D
I vote for "real" too - like real butter - not margarine
and real mayonnaise, not Miracle Whip - I have never liked the stuff.
O.K. - I will help clean up - but LH better get in here and do his share - he was a flingin' pretty good himself. :D :D
OK, you all finish the clearing up and I'll make the real hard boiled eggs!
Oh, oh....seeing as you're a member of the exclusive EEC (Exploding Egg Club), we might want to wait until you're finished before we finalize our cleaning. ;) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
'Morning everyone! Rain and snow here this morning, so I'm up for some coffee with Baileys. Geesh, looks like it snowed graham crackers in here last night. :rolleyes:
(Poking out fron under bar) Did someone mention me? Damn, who exploded the drum of Marshmallow in here?
Let me get some coffee going, we can have some before cleaning. Has anyone seen the Orc's remote?
No watching TV until after this place is cleaned up ;) :p Mario, go hide the remote like a good boy and I'll give you a beer :rolleyes:
Laurie, there isn't any beer left. While we were busy food fighting - Mario just helped himself to the last of the beer. :eek:
:eek: The pub's got no beer! Just like in the song.
lololol, DONE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
LOH,
I feel this thread spinning out of control (I am too chicken to stop any fun the patrons are having....)
Laurie and KK....
Ah mer i cahns are a funny bunch.........Hellman's Mayonaisse is known as Best Foods (I think) west of the Mississippi or some such border....how can you trust anyone that has two names for mayo?
Hi PC!
Long time!
Slick, Zippy, David and Gini....
Pictures first and then let's clean up for the Superbowl party! :eek:
Redd,
Please! That's all we need.......more sugar and PIES!!!!
Just like the old slapstick comedies!!!
DONE?
Speaking of superbowl parties......and since we're cleaning.....
I just adore Maxine T&P, she has some great ideas and hints! Her thoughts on Lawn Care - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.." :eek: :D
Hey who hid all the peeps? I really did want to try a Smeep!
(That's just such a fun word! Smeep, smeep, smeep! Smeep, smeep! Although that sort of sounds like a cross between morse code and the roadrunner...)
Bummer. Oh well, anyone for lunch? How about chik'n enchiladas? I'll get right on that; there's a yummy place just down the street.... ;)
Smeep, smeep, smeep! Smeep, smeep! Smeep, smeep, smeep! Smeep, smeep! Smeep, smeep, smeep! Smeep, smeep!
I rather like the word quark ~ quark quark quark quark quark quark ~ Chicken enchiladas with chopped hard boiled eggs? Would that not be a mother and child reunion :confused:
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Originally Posted by lbaker
GET A GRIP, BAKER....
We gots to figure out which came first, the chicken or the egg....
I'll ask zippy when she comes back. :eek:
I just read there is no beer.....Is anyone interested in some Danish beer? :D
How about some Karlsberg and some Royal butter cookies. Buy Danish! :D
I can cope with the Beer, so long as no-one brings any Danish Blue in. :eek:
I've been making it a point to "buy Danish" all week long! Beer is nice but as long as there are slushies I'll be just fine :cool:
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Would that not be a mother and child reunion
:D :D :D Oh Laurie...you really do "crack" me up....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the others were "egging" her on. :D
....that my best "yolk" of the day.
shmeep...shmeep....quark...quark...
Gosh, I'm feeling very silly today. :cool:
Could I please have a double BM to go?? It's Friday and I having nothing to do this weekend. No shopping with Mom, no visiting....I can just kick back and do my own thing for two whole days. :)
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Originally Posted by slick
WHAT? NO super Bowl?
KK,
Oh OK....
Laurie,
One Slushie? DONE!
LH,
Not at the same time!!!
Cookies and beer!!
DONE!
This is the second week that the Zipster has taken money from the cash register, talked about lunch and not returned!! :eek:
Someone is gonna have to talk to that woman!!! :)
Now that the place is cleaned up.....Thank you Orc....
We can all relax!!!
Thank god I didn't have to egg anyone on! :confused:
Did I understand from that post, that you don't get Danish Blue cheese?
LH, the last time I saw it was on one of the end tables, however the end table is a glop of marrshmallow! **mutters to self, "where can I get another remote"?**Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
I love Danish Blue! Especially on burgers or steak - yum, yum! Maybe I'll have to whine enough tonight so Terry takes me out to dinner....oh wait, we have a ton of steaks in the freezer - anyone up for a good filet with some Danish Blue and a slushie on the side? Oh, oh...now I'm making myself hungry....oh wait, I'll just eat some of the smeeps that are still stuck in my hair. Then, since we've got the bar all clean, I think it's time we hit the showers. I just hate it when you sit on the couch next to someone and you stick to them, then when you pull apart, one of you looses the little hairs on your arms - ick and ouch!
Is the slushie maker clean yet?
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Originally Posted by RICHARD
Oh! Um... well... um... you see there's this store called Sephora.... *bats newly coated lashes* ..... and.... um.... well, um...
Hi, my name is Zippie and I'm addicted to makeup, perfume, new shoes, and the color pink.
:eek: Has that happened to you often, Debbie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
The question should be..Quote:
Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
How long have you been sitting side by side!
Zip,
I apologize.
A woman need to look good.... :D
T&P....
lololol,
There are steaks in the freezer?
And you can't cook an egg?
Something is fishy in Denmark?
KK.
A nice lean hamburger with a slice of blue cheese, onion lettuce and pickle on an onion roll, a cold Danish beer and........
I hereby declare the bar open until after the GAME!
Ummm....why do you think they're in the freezer? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Actually, cooking a steak is easy. Slap it on the grill. When the timer goes - flip. When the timer goes off again, take it off the grill. Sprinkle with Danish Blue. Eat. And no chance of anything exploding. :D
Karen - once is enough. :D
The secret to a truly juicy steak is to take it off the grill, cover it and let it *sit quietly* [hard to do around here :rolleyes: ) for at least 7 minutes. But then, that's just my humble opinion.
Yes, this is true. After all, I watch the food channel. :o One must let all the juices flow back into the meat to make it juicy. Gosh, I have not had a steak in a long time. Cook 2 min. on each side (I like it very rare , let rest and cover with blue cheeeezzzee....it's a little bit of heaven. Only thing missing is the 1 lb. lobster tail, crab legs and a tub of melted butter to go with it. How can you tell that salad I had for lunch just didn't do the trick.Quote:
Originally Posted by lbaker
Thanks for the BM Richard. I'll take another when you're DONE!
Debbie, what's all the gunk in your hair??? Turn around and I'll get the back for you.....**sneers and holds up scissors** hee hee hee
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Originally Posted by slick
One BM.......
DONE!
Thursday's Bar, grill and Hair-Cut Emporium!
Hey Orc....
Get Slick a tupperware bowl from the kitchen, eh?
Between David, Mario and that darned remote control.......Now I have to go wash my hands!!
:D so that WAS you at the Make-up Anonymous meeting last night. I was sitting in the back, battling my newly coated lashes .... :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by zippy-kat
I am going home....I have to prepare for the Olympics.....
I'll peek in from time to time...Good luck to all you football fans.
And remember to be save and watch you eggs!
I'll help clean up LH's share since he had to go do his army thing this week. By the way, david, LH told me to tell you he re-wired the remote since it got covered with marshmellow. :) :) :)Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
Sounds like a "cheeseburger in paradise" to me. "I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57, and french fried potato. Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer. Good God Almighty which way do I steer?" :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Tell LH thanks for me. Both Orc and me would be lost without it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman
"Cheeseburger in Paradise" ahh... another soulmate! It's really early here on the East Coast but I think I'll go put on one of my "vinyl" albums. Yes Virginia (damned Virginians :mad: ) there ARE people that still have albums :rolleyes: and yes, I do still play them on my turntable ;)
gulty as charged also have Betas and player.
I guess I should start getting the ingretance for the fried chicken for our superbowl party. Go Seahawks!!!
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Originally Posted by lbaker
Geeze, whatcha callin' me Virginia for? :eek: Whaddi do? What you think YOU, are the only one with vinyl records sittin around? :rolleyes: Check the cupboards when you are here in April! :D And why are you swearin at me?
Why Gini my dear, I do believe you are the only "Virginian" that would NEVER steal my crabs out of the Chesapeake. And for that, as well as many other reasons, I do dearly adore you :o Shall we play records and eat crabcakes and cornbread come April? I'll even do your nails ;) Hoo Boy, I think the sun must be over the ol' yardarm somewhere "It's 5 o'clock somewhere" [speaking of Jimmy Buffitt]. ;) :D