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Wow - this place is deserted. All the Americans getting their taxes finished?
Since its Leonardo Da Vinci's birthday, I'll have a Mona Lisa.
Just drink what ever you like and smile.:)
(I just made that up - think I'll have some of Slick's Bailey's if there is some around here)
Yeah, it is pretty quiet in here. My boss and my assistant are away to I'm trying to cover 3 jobs here. Sorry about that.
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Just drink what ever you like and smile
I'm liking that!!! You should add that to your siggie.
Help yourself to the Bailey's.
I like that too! I think that should be Thursday's new motto - and the motto for Gini's BBQ. :DQuote:
Originally posted by catland
Just drink what ever you like and smile.:)
So, on that note, and since I only have 3 hours to go before it's officially the weekend, I'll have a nekkid beer to kick things off. :D
Guess everybody is still out on their test ride with David.....
I keep a sub-directory in my work emails called "Personal and Confidental" - where I keep the funny stuff.
Here's some moments of zen...
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
27. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Hey, I think I'll paste #1 on my door......leave me alone.....I'm enjoying some good quality Pet Talk time.....:D
Your beer is in the fridge Debbie. So, are you getting the motorhowze all warmed up? The season is upon you.
another moment of zen from me...
"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
:D :D :D Only you, Laurie....only you!!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
another moment of zen from me...
"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
Hey, thought I would pop in and here you guys are zenning out.
Loved all of them..............."chewing through the leather straps":D :D
I would like some kind of disgusting sandwich - maybe a good drippy tuna - or a turkey with tomato, lettuce and avocado..........and something cold to wash it all down with.
A beer? Every once in a while those are alright - especially with Chinese food.
I don't think we have a bartender today - so I will take a minute or two to wash up the glasses and tidy up a bit.
This one is just too funny! I have a very good friend who lives in Seattle (high school buddy) who would really appreciate this humor. :D :D She's a cat freak too - they have 4 of them and have added shelves to their rec room's walls so the cats can sit up high. Unfortunately she's not a 'puter person - hates it to be exact - otherwise we'd have another demented cat lover here. ;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by catland
27. Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Thanks Slick. I'll just grab another, anybody else want something while I'm in here?
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so I will take a minute or two to wash up the glasses and tidy up a bit.
Oh no you don't.... You just sit down and relax and let us "young-uns" take care of that!!! :D ;)
EWWWWW, beer and chinese food???? I love them both but not together.
I'll go cut up some fixins for your sammie.
Debbie, while you're down there, I'll take an OJ please. Gotta stock up on that Vit C because this **** cold is still hanging on.
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Originally posted by slick
Oh no you don't.... You just sit down and relax and let us "young-uns" take care of that!!! :D ;)
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so I will email you............you...........you..........:D :D :D
I was wondering about.....:D :DQuote:
Originally posted by gini
My response cannot be printed here...................
so I will email you............you...........you..........:D :D :D
Here's you OJ Slick. I agree, beer yes, Chinese food yes, beer and Chinese food no thank you! :D
Don't mind if I help myself to another one.....
What??.....the weekends here....almost....:D :D
Oh, and no, Slick, no motorhowze this weekend. We were going to take it, but there's a chance of rain, and we have freshly polished wheels.....and he wonders why I get upset when he walks on my freshly vacuumed carpeting.....:rolleyes:
Does your friend know about Pet Talk? She may like a 'puter better if she visited us.Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
This one is just too funny! I have a very good friend who lives in Seattle (high school buddy) who would really appreciate this humor. :D :D She's a cat freak too - they have 4 of them and have added shelves to their rec room's walls so the cats can sit up high. Unfortunately she's not a 'puter person - hates it to be exact - otherwise we'd have another demented cat lover here. ;) :D
I never liked the Internet until I found PT. Now it's about the only thing I use the net for. Well, that and e-mail!:D
Connie...I've just brewed up some fresh Catnip Tea and there are several CVC's in the fridge. Help yourself.
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we have freshly polished wheels.....and he wonders why I get upset when he walks on my freshly vacuumed carpeting.....
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Men....can't live with them and can't live with them....speaking for myself, of course. ;) Thanks for the OJ.
Late to the bar again......
Being that I'm going to the race sunday, how about a 6 pack of Miller Genuine Draft? I'll be rooting for Mark, but rusty's good as well, and if Mark can't win I'd love to see rusty get back in Victory Lane
Thanks slick!Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Connie...I've just brewed up some fresh Catnip Tea and there are several CVC's in the fridge. Help yourself.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Men....can't live with them and can't live with them....speaking for myself, of course. ;) Thanks for the OJ.
All 4 of my kitties are blowing kissies to their "auntie slick" for the cnt! And I send "THANKS" for the cvc's!
Lady's Human, you get to actually GO to the race????
I am SO jealous!!!
ENJOY!!!:D
MOFF.....
I'll be sitting in turn one, about 1/2 way up.
THe race ticket just happened to fall into my wallet this morning, dunno HOW it got there ...
(one of our instructors in OK knew someone who had a ticket that they wanted to sell and I got it for face value)
WOW! I'll be watching for you! Be sure to wave!;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by Lady's Human
MOFF.....
I'll be sitting in turn one, about 1/2 way up.
THe race ticket just happened to fall into my wallet this morning, dunno HOW it got there ...
(one of our instructors in OK knew someone who had a ticket that they wanted to sell and I got it for face value)
Laurie, how about me? I'm a mower and not too bad shirtless, either!!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
another moment of zen from me...
"The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
I know exactly what you mean. :rolleyes: ;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by slick
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Men....can't live with them and can't live with them....speaking for myself, of course. ;) Thanks for the OJ.
20 more minutes to go and I's free! Free at last, free at last....;)
I'm so excited. Don't know if anyone saw it, but I think CJ is actually having good poops, I just didn't know they were his!:rolleyes: Off to do some more investigation this evening.....soooo.....I think I'll take a few beers with me so I don't have to emerge from the basement quite as often. Now, if we only had a bathroom down there.....and no, I'm not going to use the litterboxes. ;) :p :D
See you all on Monday!
Morning all. It's mid saturday morning here, and managed to have a bit of a sleep in, despite Possum waking me at 3.00AM, then at 6.00AM. *YAWN* Better have a heart starter, might just mix up a jug of bloody mary's, I thought this drink appropiate as I cut myself shaving this morning, and have a big wad of tissue paper stuck on my face. Not a good look. :(
Morning Trev....or should I say good evening???
One pitcher of BM's and a bandaid. DONE!
Still have not used up that roll of film with Trevelle on it....will see to it this weekend.
LH: not much into racing myself....unless it a race to the bar, that is!! :D Have fun!
what DID YOU DO THIS WEEKEND????Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
I'm so excited. Don't know if anyone saw it, but I think CJ is actually having good poops, I just didn't know they were his!:rolleyes: Off to do some more investigation this evening.....soooo.....
:D
Hi everyone....
this news totally sucks.
I have no more access to the internet from work.....
sooooooooooooo......I'll have to surf in the evenings.
My new boss is a little freak.,....she's been there three weeks.....
she's already trying to change the system and make me more efficient.....lololololol...
She's already mandated that no one is to call me for help..
All work and no play make Jack a dull boy..
I'll give her 9 months.........;)
Thats not good news Richard. It's amazing how things can work out though, so 9mths might be a bit generous.:D
work harder, more efficient?:eek: Wash your mouth out. :D
I tried, she wouldn't sit still..........;)Quote:
Originally posted by Oggyflute
work harder, more efficient?:eek: Wash your mouth out. :D
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......I'll have to surf in the evenings.
Ouch...won't that cut into your TV sports time???
My condolances again for the loss of your internet access. I was thinking that maybe when we are down there in July, Debbie and I could get our heads together, sneak into your office and give you your access back. Somewhere in our IT minds, there must be a way for us to figure it out.
Why don't you pal up to this gal and find out the administrator password...then we are homefree....:D Sorry, don't mean to make light of the subject. I'd be swearing a blue streak if that happened to me.
Here, I've made a double batch of slushies. Help yourself.:)
Better just have a coffee Slick. I'm feeling light headed at the moment, though whether from the bloody mary's or the loss of blood, I'm not sure.:D
Coffee it is. DONE! Why don't you put a shot of Bailey's in it....it will take the pain away....:DQuote:
Originally posted by Oggyflute
Better just have a coffee Slick. I'm feeling light headed at the moment, though whether from the bloody mary's or the loss of blood, I'm not sure.:D
A story: My Ex (back in the 80's) used to shave in the tub, so every morning he'd have a bath and he'd have this special mirror tacked up on the tiles beside the spout. One day he dropped the razor and put a huge gouge in his big toe. From then on I always teased him about cutting his toe shaving....guess you had to be there.:D
Hi all sorry I'm so late today.To weird of a day to explain.
I could stand a DLC , oh never mind I'll get it myself. (walks to bar gets in fridge pops open can) Any room on the couch in front of that fire?
Has the weather being strange seemed to affect people in your towns? We have had 2 attempted murders and 2 cops getting shot this WEEK . Thats our yearly total. Drivers are nuts and tourists are already getting here and complaining about snow!!! We are Montana and its still winter here,.
OOPPPS sorry about the ranting , so Richard no day time posts BUMMER .
Sorry to hear about Cam Cams freind, glad for Lauras Brandon's progress. It's been a heck of a week.
I think tommorrow is bad old horror day again after I clean house (how come the cats can be great all winter I go to work and No one can see they have been bad and fur balled all over the wood floor.)
Hey Corinna, my friend, plunk yourself down on the couch in front of the fire. I've but on some applewood logs that Laurie had out back. Smells good, doesn't it?
You've still got snow???:eek: Wow, I could not deal with that. We've got rain all weekend but that's normal for us this time of year.
BTW, help yourself to the munchies on the bar.:)
It snowed about 3 inches yesterday then sleeted on the way home from work. My week to drive natrually I have the least amount of snowy driving experiance. I car pool with on of my older and most fun employee.
Today was 52 and sunny I just don't get it. My poor hands are really messed up from athritsis due to the ever changing wether.
Oggy is in this afternoon and you guys are still last night? I'm at work on Sat. morning? At the bar? :eek: Waaas happpennning? .... BM's are good in the whatever time zone you are in I guess? :rolleyes:
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Morning all. It's mid saturday morning here, and managed to have a bit of a sleep in, despite Possum waking me at 3.00AM, then at 6.00AM. *YAWN*
Oggy,
I was thinking about your problem.
If you have an extra room, get one of those inflatable beds and make the possum sleep in there!!!!
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Hello everyone,
Corrina, sorry to hear about your hands...I snap crackle and pop when I get out of my chair......
Slick, thanks for the help in the bar.
LH,
DUDE!!!!
DRAFT beer for a NASCAR race??? VERY APPROPRIATE...
DONE!!!
Guess what we are doing tomorrow morning????
P.S.
Be careful on the way home.....NASCAR brings out the racecar driver in everyone!
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How's about a tomato/cucumber/basil salad??
and I'm gonna wat my patty melt today.....going to the store...
any one want anything???
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David,
How the car rolling??
Moff
how are you doing???? good I hope....
I'll be back later on....
You can take the man out of Pet Talk
But you can't keep the man out of Pet Talk...
Or something like that!!!
HI! RICHARD!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Moff
how are you doing???? good I hope....
I'll be back later on....
You can take the man out of Pet Talk
But you can't keep the man out of Pet Talk...
Or something like that!!!
It really stinks that they stole your Internet access!
My hand is doing better. Still a bit swollen from the fight with the blender's bottom.
I sent the thing back with a loooooooong letter of complaint. I told them if they could get that thing off, I would accept it back; if not I want my money back. We'll see what they will do.
It was so dumb of them to vacuum that thing together. What? did they think it would spoil. An opservation which I pointed out to them!
At least there is a NASCAR race on this weekend to make us both feel better.
ZOOM!!!!!
:D :D :D
RICHARD, I got the car back from the shop yesterday. It looks GREAT! You could mistake it for a California car. Now I have to take it in tuesday to get Pa. emissuions and inspection. I've been driving it with out-of-date inspection stickers, but I have a piece of paper showing that it just came out of the body shop.
I can get over it if she's waking me up to go potty, as opposed to waking me up to satisfy this uncontrolable urge to gnaw on my toes. :DQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Oggy,
I was thinking about your problem.
If you have an extra room, get one of those inflatable beds and make the possum sleep in there!!!!
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David I guess old/new blue wasn't ready for Nascar then?