HEY! Wadda ya mean I don't have to wear a dress?!!!!!
I'm going home to change then, be back in an hour or so. Mario don't drink all my booze.
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HEY! Wadda ya mean I don't have to wear a dress?!!!!!
I'm going home to change then, be back in an hour or so. Mario don't drink all my booze.
Oh, Oggyflute, you showed up here in a "dress"????:o :o
No, No.................It was a kilt, it was truly.........................ahh Mario where's my booze?Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Oh, Oggyflute, you showed up here in a "dress"????:o :o
You what?
Well open another bottle then.:D
A plaid kilt.............I see................how appropriate.
Mario, have you met Possum yet? You two would have so much fun together............what???? No, Mario, she wouldn't eat all of your cherries or your bananas either. Now, please go get Oggyflute a replacement for the bottle that you drank all by yourself, you silly boy.
Hmmmmm, I used to be in a pipe band and I know what you guys wear...or shall I say "don't wear" under those things. ;) :pQuote:
Originally posted by gini
A plaid kilt.............I see................how appropriate.
Good morning everyone. As I sit here, the sun is streaming through the windows and I can hear the robins chirping away. It's surely going to be a good day and we will all pass the test! :D
Gym class? Is that today? Gee, I hope I'm not the last one picked for the teams.....went through enough of that years ago.:o
I know that feeling all too well.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Gym class? Is that today? Gee, I hope I'm not the last one picked for the teams.....went through enough of that years ago.:o
Hey - good news - I hear we're getting a SUBSTUTUTE Teacher!
hee-hee - this should be good.:p :eek: :p
Home ec and sewing; two of my nightmares in junior high.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
As for Home Ec....I failed miserably. The first half of the year was cooking and the second was sewing. In cooking class we had to make a quiche for our final grade. I can't remember who I had as a partner but the pastry for the quiche was tough and it was burnt to a crisp. Grade?? F.
Next came sewing and we had to make a blouse (yes with darts). The front of my blouse was the appropriate length but the back was short by about 6 inches. Grade?? F.:rolleyes:
We even managed to start a fire in Home ec. NOT my group honestly!!! Guess what we, er they were making?
ONION RINGS!!!
Someone put a plate with a paper towel on it too close to the flame. Well, let's just say it was exciting for a few minutes there!
David, I used to know how to drive a motor scooter. I don't know if they are like cycles or not though. Best have a professional teach you.
Gym? PE? Not if we have to wear those horrible BLOOMERS we used to wear!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
class...CLASS...............
I want to tell you the results of your test..............
You all got a "Fonzie"............................;)
WOW! Just what I always wanted!!!Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
class...CLASS...............
I want to tell you the results of your test..............
You all got a "Fonzie"............................;)
WHEN DOES HE GET HERE!!!! ??? *Moff hops up and down in excitement:eek: :D :cool: :cool:
This is weird! No, not Davids Car Bra or Oggy's skirt - um - kilt or even Mario's Joe College letter sweater BUT... yesterday I ended up with a call from this woman that wanted an old issue of our journal Science (the issue about Dog DNA) so naturally she and I start talking. Turns out she's the editor of "The Bark" a magazine out of Berkeley CA. One of their mottos is "Dog is My Copilot" I sent her several articles we've printed about dogs and animals in general and she's sending me a subscription to The Bark and said she was going to check out Pet of the Day. Just now I received a call from some lady that wanted an article and SHE turns out to be the President of the International Toy Fox Terrier Society. How they both managed to end up on MY phone I don't know. Remind you of anything Slick? Small world eh?
OMD, about 20 min. ago I got a call from someone that needed computer assistance. I had PT up at the same time and when I took at look at this thread, I burst out laughing.....
The client asked what I was laughing at.....how could I possibly explain! :o :D ....and I thought I was good at multi-tasking.
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Remind you of anything Slick?
:D Laurie, I do believe our calling is to spread the word....
Connie...that's just waaayyyy tooo funny!!! :D Onions rings seems to be your destiny and who are we to fool around with that. :D
sigh!Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Connie...that's just waaayyyy tooo funny!!! :D Onions rings seems to be your destiny and who are we to fool around with that. :D
I want a different destiny: like DIAMONDS or gold or mutual funds!:D
We could mount a diamond on an onion ring.......
:rolleyes: ;)
Did everyone get their Fonzie???
"AAAAAYYYYY"
Yup I got mine.....Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Did everyone get their Fonzie???"AAAAAYYYYY"
BTW Richard, you look good in leather..... :p ;)
Is the last period over with yet? I need to get out of these stinky gym clothes. Someone please help me up.....that's the last time I try and do 100 situps after doing 50 laps around the gym.....:eek:
THAT'S MY SUNBURN SMARTY PANTS......Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Yup I got mine.....
BTW Richard, you look good in leather..... :p ;)
Couldn't possibly swap my Fonzie for Suzy Quatro........he's sighs wistfully.
hey guys,
i havent been around in awhile..i dont know if y'all still remember me? but anyway i'm here. i've been so busy lately, cause i rn for class president (and i lost, some people say the voting was rigged..i dont really know) and i made varsity on track, so as a freshman thats pretty good i think. but its a lot of work. so whats up with you guys?
happy thursday (even though its friday now)
DONE! even though I don't have a clue what you are talking about.....:o :DQuote:
Originally posted by Oggyflute
Couldn't possibly swap my Fonzie for Suzy Quatro........he's sighs wistfully.
GP: nice to have you back. What took you so long? Never mind skewel now...just sit back and relax.
You don't know Suzy Quatro!!:eek: What on earth were you doing in the seventies Slick. :DQuote:
Originally posted by slick
DONE! even though I don't have a clue what you are talking about.....:o :D
I seem to be a bit late for this particular party! At least I've missed the classes! :D
I think we've established before, Oggyflute, that Slick doesn't "do" music. She used to play in a pipe band you know. I think maybe it damaged her ears. ;)
Although Suzi Quatro? Hmm, would I be right in thinking it wasn't Suzi's music that interested you? I'm assuming the connection here is the leather thing?
Well her music was alright, but for a teenager in the seventies, the music was quite periphial to be honest.:p :D
Oggy, what's a "dunny door"? Why did you leave it flapping about in a storm :confused: I need some coffee with a kick. Think I'll perk up some :cool:
A "dunny" is an outside toilet house, which haven't really been prevalent in the last 30 years. The house I grew up in had an outside toilet. It was made of a wooden frame and fibro. So naturally when a storm came through, the door to the "dunny" would flap long and loud.:DQuote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Oggy, what's a "dunny door"? Why did you leave it flapping about in a storm :confused: I need some coffee with a kick. Think I'll perk up some :cool:
Ahhh, the things you can learn at the local :cool: Who's for some freshly squoozed orange juice? Let's mop up the floor there where Mario and MOFF had the cherry toss and I'll pick some oranges from the orchard out back. Thanks. Suzie Quatro not withstanding - I'm in the mood for some classical. Mind if I throw a nickel in the jukebox?
People! Let's keep the conversation out of the toilet. There is a Royal wedding going on. A little decorum, please!
potty mouth potty mouth nah nah, so... all I could find on the news yesterday was the funeral. So did Charlie and the Rottweiler really "do the deed" or are they doing it now? I guess so, and more power to them (literally).
Laurie, how about a little Mozart? I put a pot of coffee on, also. WHOA! WATCH OUT for the cherry juice!Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Ahhh, the things you can learn at the local :cool: Who's for some freshly squoozed orange juice? Let's mop up the floor there where Mario and MOFF had the cherry toss and I'll pick some oranges from the orchard out back. Thanks. Suzie Quatro not withstanding - I'm in the mood for some classical. Mind if I throw a nickel in the jukebox?
Yup, both services are over! Video highlights now available on the BBC website. Perhaps we should have champagne with our coffee?
Let's have champagne with our oj and call it something romantic like "mimosa". Actually David I happen to be at work listening to a Bethovan sonata on my speakers. Tally-ho ol' chap. Keep your kippers but pass the grits :D
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A "dunny" is an outside toilet house,
Ah, you mean and "outhouse"!!!!! Those things are nasty.....and believe me, I've done my share of "deposits" in my time. Never want to go there again.
Royal Wedding?? Even though this is the Dawg Houze, I'm keeping my opinions to myself. All I have to say is that at least they had the decency to put it off a day.
Hey, I'm into all kinds of music but mostly soft rock. I don't do Jazz or Opera or Rap. I'm starting to enjoy some symphony music but it depends on what.
So, I've got a busy day ahead to I'm just going to grab a Spanish Coffee to go.
Have a good weekend everyone.
My grandmother had an outhouse on her place when I was a kid. Ours was a "two holer". I even wrote and sold a story to a magazine called, "Little Outhouse on the Prairie!" about my adventures in it.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Ah, you mean and "outhouse"!!!!! Those things are nasty.....and believe me, I've done my share of "deposits" in my time. Never want to go there again.
My Fonzie isn't here yet! WHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
Would you settle for Raol? We share our toys - doncha know.
Who's Raol and is he single?? ;)Quote:
Originally posted by lbaker
Would you settle for Raol? We share our toys - doncha know.
Getting ready to leave work....had to come in to print off my dreaded income tax. If I get it in the mail on Monday I just might get my refund by June. :rolleyes: Weather is hot here so I'm going to grab an ice cold fruit juice to go.
Connie, would you care to share that story??? Didn't know we had another writer in our midst.