I just (whoa!) came in for coffee and Bailey's (almost slips on pumpkin slop) What happened in here?!?!
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I just (whoa!) came in for coffee and Bailey's (almost slips on pumpkin slop) What happened in here?!?!
Slick, the Devil and a Santa female impersonator are fighting over a barstool and throwing pillows filled with pumkin slop around the place? I dunno. I am just innocently walking by the place minding my own business when.....
LYNNE, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by lynnestankard
**Hi All** ~~Waves~~ Cutie Holly-Noodle reporting in!! :D :D
Reminds me - Guess who's gonna be a Grandma next May????? Yes - Mrs Holly-Noodle in person!!!! Thought I'd break the news here - amongst friends.
Hi, Smiley - bunny gnome!Quote:
Originally posted by david p
I just (whoa!) came in for coffee and Bailey's (almost slips on pumpkin slop) What happened in here?!?!
The pumpkin guts are from Furry Holly-cracker stomping pumpkins and the feathers are from me whacking Santa with an old pillow. It's our version of taring and feathering him.
Hmmmm, I wonder what Santa's nick name is?
Dear God....what have I started??? Quick Santa, let's grab a double BM and hit the road. Then we can say the Devil made us do it! :D :D :D :D
OMG! I just put in the name SANTA CLAUS..... guess what,
FUZZY HORNY-ELF
:eek: :o :eek:
It figures doesn't it? Red faced old fat man!:D
Tooth Fairy = Trumpy Monster-Tummy:eek:
Easter Bunny = Lovable Monster-Toes :D
Connie, should I ask or the story behind it? or let it go? While I'm here, let me have a DOTD, please!Quote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Hi, Smiley - bunny gnome!
The pumpkin guts are from Furry Holly-cracker stomping pumpkins and the feathers are from me whacking Santa with an old pillow. It's our version of taring and feathering him.
Hmmmm, I wonder what Santa's nick name is?
Ok Zip, since you threw your two cents in here, I entered First name = Zippy Surname = Kat Tumbleflump Floppy-GooseQuote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
Easter Bunny = Lovable Monster-Toes :D
or Zippy-Kat first name with no last name = Giggley Goose!
So Ms. Goose, how are you doing today? ;) :D
Typed in Tubby and Peanut's Mom and got Scrummy. :p I think I like Cutie Dancing-Gnome better. :D
I typed in Tonya's real first and last name = Fuzzy Brandy butter-Tummy
Hee Hee maybe she needs to spead some brandy butter over those stitches....
Homer Simpson is Lovable Dancing-Stockings!!
Marj Simpson is Podgy Dancing-Cracker!!
Oh hours of endless fun this !!!!!!!
:D :D :D
Slick - this Bailey's is rather good this week - think I'll have another:D :D
Lynne
yes....I should be working....but John Kerry is Lucky Fairy Monster. And for some reason George Bush isn't working for me (go figure :p ). It only comes up with Cutie Holly- and nothing after the hyphen. :confused:Quote:
Originally posted by lynnestankard
Oh hours of endless fun this !!!!!!!
:D :D :D
I know the rule is "No politics" but I just have to say that George Bush has never worked for me either. :o :( I'm sorry I'm sorry... please don't throw me out with the dish water :(
Cutie Holly-Noodle is going to be a Grandma??! :eek: :eek: Should you be drinking that Baileys?
CONGRATULATIONS !!!
If we all laugh very very hard with Debbie and Laurie will they be allowed to stay in? - even after bringing up politics? Please Bunny-cheeks?
I got it to come up.Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
yes....I should be working....but John Kerry is Lucky Fairy Monster. And for some reason George Bush isn't working for me (go figure :p ). It only comes up with Cutie Holly- and nothing after the hyphen. :confused:
Bush is: Cutie Holly-Bum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Interpret it as you will!
:rolleyes:
Hmmm...sounds more like Clinton to me. ;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Bush is: Cutie Holly-Bum !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, ok, <ducks rotten tomatos that suddenly are hurtling towards her> that's enough of politics. I'll take another DOTD please. :D
Yikes...now there's politics in this bar. Not sure about that since I know absolutely nothing.
Decided to change my name to Squeezie Wafflefanny...sounds better than the one Santa gave me...besides...he's gone back to the North Pole.
Hey guys and gals, we need to decorate this place; maybe get a tree with lots of lights and an angel for the top. I'm getting in a "Christmassie mood".:) Better watch out for that tinsel...we wouldn't want Mario eating any then we'd have to pull....oh never mind. :eek:
Bartender, please may I have another double BM?
Can we also please have a special toast for Kim and Andy, Debbie and Tubby, Tracey and Storm, Lut and her problem, Jen and her mental health, Miz Zippy and her stitches, and anyone else who needs pet talk prayers. Maybe if we toast all at the same time, miracles will happen. It's been done before.
I don't want Slick to drink alone!!! :p So pour me up a double BM too, Mr. Bartender, PLEEEEEEEASE!!! :)
And I lift a toast to all of you, those who are hurting, those who are worrying, those who are mad, those who are sad, and to those who are happy and content!!! :D May you all have a terrific evening!!!! :)
I don't like either of my nick names so request to be called MOFF or Connie, please.Quote:
Originally posted by slick
Decided to change my name to Squeezie Wafflefanny...sounds better than the one Santa gave me...besides...he's gone back to the North Pole.
Hey guys and gals, we need to decorate this place; maybe get a tree with lots of lights and an angel for the top. I'm getting in a "Christmassie mood".:) Better watch out for that tinsel...we wouldn't want Mario eating any then we'd have to pull....oh never mind. :eek:
Mario, wants to be the, ahem, angel on the Christmas tree! :D
I'll drink to that Slick! But....but....did I miss something...why does Ms Zippy have stiches? :confused: Gee, I wouldn't have called her a silly goose if I knew she was injured. :( :o
LOLOLOL
BUTTERCUP GIRDLE HEAD HERE....
I am swimming in alligators here....but I wanted to give a 'House Done" to everyone......
Congrats to Lynne!!
And a toast to everyone, especially Butter tummy navel warfare....
:confused:
And since we are breaking the "no politics rule" - just for this once,
Australia is trying to get an ad campaign going to bring in tourist dollars.
One of the mottos is..
Bush country, without the George W.
:)
KK,
Yes we do decorate the 'bar' for Christmas...But it's the patrons that get all lit up....;) :eek: :cool:
WOW! :eek: Someone actually acknowledged me this time. *runs off to celebrate*Quote:
Originally posted by trayi52
Hi Cass, how you doing?
Thursdays are supposed to be fun, Cass! It's a shame that you were hurt that no one welcomed you. We just blend right in, and that's a compliment too! At least they aren't throwing us out!!!! :pQuote:
Originally posted by luckies4me
WOW! :eek: Someone actually acknowledged me this time. *runs off to celebrate*
True, true. :pQuote:
Originally posted by Logan
Thursdays are supposed to be fun, Cass! It's a shame that you were hurt that no one welcomed you. We just blend right in, and that's a compliment too! At least they aren't throwing us out!!!! :p
Logan, what happened with the South Carolina mini bottle vote?
Thank you to all who welcomed me to the bar. After I'm done with the DOTD, if there's any bailey's left I'll have some of that with just a splash of coffee to heat it up.
Sorry for not acknowledging you Cass! I work full time and some days I can only sneak in for the odd drink then rush out again. Welcome!
Quote:
why does Ms Zippy have stiches?
Debbie: Mz Zippy had minor sir jury in the beginning of November. See here.
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...highlight=Ouch
Ms. Goose reporting :D...Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
I'll drink to that Slick! But....but....did I miss something...why does Ms Zippy have stiches? :confused: Gee, I wouldn't have called her a silly goose if I knew she was injured. :( :o
I had a stitch check-up today; they are healing up fine (although she poked 'em and it hurt like crazy for 15 minutes afterward :rolleyes: lol).
Since they didn't find out what was wrong, I have to go see a gastro-something-rather guy. :( Not too happy about that. (And, actually, I'm sort of thinking about just *not* going. I dunno, yet.)
Anyways, I'd love a mint hot-chocolate (sans marshiemellows)! :)
And, hello Cass! Did you bring your hedgies? :D
As a matter of fact I did! They are both sitting right here fighting over a piece of salmon skin. :pQuote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
And, hello Cass! Did you bring your hedgies? :D
Thanks Slick! :D
Zip,
At least go talk to him.....or I'm telling your mom....
One mint chocolate! DONE!
LH,
Bailey's for you...
One word of warning.....Don't try to pry a glass of Bailey's out of Gini's hand.....She snarls.....
DONE!
L4M,
I try to get everyone in but I go away for a few minutes and BOOM, there are 15 posts.....welcome back...
HA!! You should see Karen (Wolflady)! :D :D "one glass for you, one bottle for me":eek: :DQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
One word of warning.....Don't try to pry a glass of Bailey's out of Gini's hand.....She snarls.....
Huh? I DID NOT arm wrestle WolfLady (Karen) for a bottle of Bailey's.
I just swiped one upfront and hid it in my room!
But Richard's right - if I am drinking a glass - don't even ask for a taste! I know how that goes.............:D :D
Gee, step out for a minute and the place gets all busy again!
Thanks for the link on Zippy, Slick. Somehow I completely TOTALLY missed that one.
Zippy, sorry you had to go through the sir-jury - which sounds like a piece of cake next to the healing, burning, itchy stiches - just for them to tell you they didn't find what they were looking for. As we used to say, what a drag. :(
But congrats on going for your PhD if that's what you decide to do. Might as well get it over with while you're young, then you won't have to worry about it anymore. ;)
So now that we've got Ms. Goose covered, where did Furry Holly Cracker go? I'll take another DOTD please Mr. Girdlehead. :)
Oh, and Wriggly Dancing something or other (it didn't work for me again) aka Lady's Human, still owes a clean joke, doesn't he?
Hello?..........................Helloo?.........He llllooooooooo????
Good grief you fall asleep in the corner and they all go home!!
Right - one coffee for me please me? I'd better get this pumpkin poop of the floor first - right mop - bucket.......................oh yes water. Good grief it's stuck like glue - those darn feathers - I'll just scrape it all up then wash it down.
Better - ohh lookie see - still some of Slicks Bailey's left - that'll go well with the coffee - a proper breakfast, just the job! :D :D :D
Lynne
Lynne, I'm an early riser. Coffee and Bailey's sounds good! Let me help you scrape up some of this gunk before I go to work. In Pittsburgh, it's 6:00 a. m.
Sorry Cass, didn't see you come in. I was hiding behind the bar trying to avoid tomatoes and/or pumpkin goop that may have been thrown my way :rolleyes: If you are giving your hedgies salmon skin *salmon skin??* there must be some smoked salmon around. As long as I'm behind the bar let me sliiip OUCH, dern pumpkin guts :mad: into the kitchen and rustle up some bagels with smoked salmon and trimmings. Skip the capers though.. can't stand the nasty things. Strong coffee and Bailey's hahahaha Gini, YOU didn't get the last bottle.. I DID! Woo Hoo! Hey LH.. so where's the joke? OH, Mario dressed as an angle is the joke. I get it:rolleyes:
Good morning from the West Coast. I see someone's been into the Baileys. Lynne? Is that you? What on earth are you doing with all that pumpkin stuff all over your shoes. Have you been stomping with the alllllyphunts again? :)
David, you're back at work? That's good. I thought you said in an earlier thread that you were laid off.
Hey Laurie, breakfast sounds good, but I'll take a pass on the salmon skin.
Wish me luck. Today I'm venturing into Lost and Found to bring out the Christmas boxes. If I'm not back in an hour, send in the rescuers. Maybe we can start getting the lights up around the bar. Next week we can put up the tree.
Guess I'd better make some more Baileys before the rest of the crowd shows up. It's going to be a great day today folks. Think positive.