Thursday #38 - Monkey Party

That's funny Richard. There's just something about those guys....

Years ago I had one fella tell me about an error he was getting on his PC so I told him to restart it.

He came back a few minutes later and wanted to know where the on-off switch was....I went back into his office and did it for him.

Here was a guy with all that power; he could make the books look good or bad; transfer large sums of money from one fund to another, yet failed to understand the simpliest of tasks.

Then he left and his replacement would ask me to help him balance the General Ledger.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I'm in the IT Dept....

Thanks for the shot. That'll keep me going for a while. Hope you day is getting better Richard.:)

Slick!
Slick, Slick, bo Bick,
Bonana Fanna fo Fick
Fee fy mo Mick. Slick!


who's next? (and no repeats:p )

(UPDATE - AND PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, PLEASE DON'T PLAY THE NAME GAME WITH THE NAME "LUCKIES" :eek: :eek: )

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Originally posted by slick


Then he left and his replacement would ask me to help him balance the General Ledger.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: I'm in the IT Dept....

Thanks for the shot. That'll keep me going for a while. Hope you day is getting better Richard.:)

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LOL,

That's when you tell him you can't help him balance anything, you have an earache......

balance? equilibrium???


:rolleyes:

better........at a snail's pace.....

:D You say bonana I say banana ...

Mario is in the back eating monkey's on a stick. Is he getting sticky from all the chocolate too! He's planning to give everyone a chocolate monkey kiss soon!!!:D

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Originally posted by catland
Slick!
Slick, Slick, bo Bick,
Bonana Fanna fo Fick
Fee fy mo Mick. Slick!

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:D :D Let's hear you say that fast 3 times after a couple of Richard's slushies.....

Quick get Mario a beer, do you know what chocolate does to him? He get really hyper!! He will have Richard up there and they will be swinging from the rafters!!

Or is Richard all ready up there!? ummmm...

Oh I like that song Slick! Catchy tune. We get to do the name game later, don't we??? Catland supplied all the lyrics..

Beer, I love beer!! Just love Beer! I am gonna have to sneak some to the house. Hubby don't like it when I drink beer. Ump!

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Shirley!
Shirley, Shirley bo Birley Bonana fanna fo Firley
Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley!

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Ok, I never did this as a kid, but let me see if I can get this straight....

Mario!
Mario, Mario bo Bario Bonana fanna fo Fario
Fee fy mo Mario, Mario!

Hmmmm....doesn't quite seem right, what am I doing wrong?

How 'bout if I do Richard....

Richard!
Richard, Richard, bo Bichard Bonana fanna fo Fichard
Fee fy mo Michard, Richard!

Still doesn't quite have that ring to it.

Hmmmm....

Guess I'll have a nekid beer and think this over for awhile.....

Anybody ever do

Mareseatoatsandgoatseatoatsbutlittlelambseativy?

I never did that one either, but my mom did. You should have seen the look on my face the first time I heard her say that. And she was like "whaaaaattt..." :D

Mario, bario, bo bario,
Banana, fana, fo, fario,
fe, fy, mo, Mario,
Mario!!

Hey T&PMom akideledivytowouldnyou?

5 p.m. and I'm still at work. Sounds normal to most I guess but i get in about 6:45 a.m. But the Thursday print order for our journal was all screwed up and Im just finishing the distribution. I'm usually all done about 1 or 2 and can hang at Thursdays the rest of the afternoon. Good thing no one took me up on the Chinese appetizers, probably would have burnt them by not paying attention :o

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Originally posted by lbaker
Hey T&PMom akideledivytowouldnyou?

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I knew somebody would know it! :D And I also knew there was more, but for the life of me I couldn't think of it, and this is another one that...well....how do you google this? :D

I'ts 4:30 here and I'm about ready to shut down and blow this pop stand, so I'll have another Nekid Beer if you don't mind bartender? :D

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Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom


I'ts 4:30 here and I'm about ready to shut down and blow this pop stand, so I'll have another Nekid Beer if you don't mind bartender? :D [/B]

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Nekid beer?


DONE!

Beer for Tray and Mario...


such a well behaved guy on New Years!!


DONE!

:D
Hamburger and fries, please!
Me and my fast food..:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by catland


(UPDATE - AND PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, PLEASE DON'T PLAY THE NAME GAME WITH THE NAME "LUCKIES" :eek: :eek: )

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LOL, that is too funny!!! :D

Dogz, I love your new sig! Looks great!

I think I will go with a Corona with Lime this time, and give our Mario one too!!

I am very hungry, what do you suggest? What good?

Willie

I haven't done an Idiot of the Week for a while (too many to choose from), but here is Weird Quote of the Week.

From www.cyclingnews.com about a new doping scandal.

"...The investigation is centred on ... a veterinarian under suspicion of supplying doping substances to cyclists, and to the horse and pigeon racing world.

Belgian newspaper De Standaard reports that Museeuw and co. will have to answer questions as to why illegal products were allegedly found in their homes. Kortrijk investigating magistrate ... said that the riders are not being questioned again because "a glass of milk" was found. "

They give roids to pigeons??? Well, you learn something new every day!

And watch the glasses of milk in your house, you might end up on Crimestoppers! :eek:

Awfully quiet in here tonight, what is everybody frozen in?

I'll just have me another beer. Terry's gone to bed, snots are both in bed, so here I sit. Sound Stage on the TV with some good mellow folk type band playing. They're good but I tuned in late so I missed their name.

Well, I guess if everyone's tucked in trying to stay warm, I'll just stoke the fire and check out what Mario's doing. He must know it's his special day because he's been pretty good all day. :)

I'm here Debbie!! Are you the barperson tonight?? If so, I'll have a strong shot of my friend Jose. Those words you posted in the other thread went straight to my heart :)

I am here too ................ it is Friday here, so nearly "Bar o' clock" for me ...............

I am here too, after a very loooonnng day.

I am not going to "monkey" around.....I will go right to an
Apple Martini - good and cold.

Sorry I missed all of the fun.......but it does look kinda quiet for a Thursday.....guess everyone else is too cold, too tired, or working too much.

Slick pull up a chair by the fire that Deb just stoked and let's talk about July! The whole month off?

Yup, the whole month!!! You must understand that I'm a bit of a workaholic and usually bank lots of overtime during the year. Since we don't get paid for overtime, my time off is in lieu and my holiday time never gets used up. Well, HR is starting to get upset about it so I had to sit down today with my boss and we both had to figure out a plan to take 60 days off this year. If the Canadian dollar was better I'd stay for 2 weeks, rent a car and drive up and down the coast, but as it is I think it will be a week at the most.

Hi Captain, since you are a day ahead, pull up a chair and let us know what's going to happen ;) I think it's great you are going to have a BBQ on the same day. We'll have to coordinate a time when we can all toast each other.:)

Well, I wish it worked that way because I would tell you what stocks to buy :D

All I can tell you is that it is 3pm here .......... and the pub is calling.!!:p
It's been a long week, and I think I deserve a drink ....... or 3

Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine..............

LOL!!! I think Margaritas are wonderful, especially if Jose is involved. I'll have one, please.

Hi guys...just stopping in to say hi, anybody wanna go to Taco Del Mar? Do they have that in the East?

Oops, sorry guys, guess I fell asleep in front of the fire - these chairs are just tooo durn comfortable! :D

Slick, did I understand this correctly - you have an entire month off of work!!!?!? I am soooooo jealous. But then again, it sounds like you need and deserve it. I take so much time off that sometimes my boss wonders if I even work here. ;) :rolleyes:

It's a little early yet, but I can feel already that it's going to be a margarita day for me. You guys and your Jose have me drooling already....guess I better wait until after lunch though. ;)

good Morning all. I 'm trying the kids computer today. right height but not enough room.( squashed between the fax ,tv,2gaming systems and his phone.) wish I made the money he does and had no bills. He really needs to get his own place then this room could be my sewing room. boy will I be glad when my new computer gets here!!!!!!!
I see that this thursday was a little slow. well I have to go do earrands before our next wave of snow hits to day. another 4-6 inches I WANT SPRING!!!!!!!!
see you all later.

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Originally posted by Dogz
:D
Hamburger and fries, please!
Me and my fast food..:rolleyes:

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Burger and fries...DONE!


Trany and Mario...

Corona and lime....
DONE!

MM,

Lactose intolerance disqualifies me from even making a comment.:eek:


T&P

Beer for you and more firewood!!

DONE!


Slick,


Joe Crow for you...

DONE!

Gini,

APPLE martini...DONE!

Captain and Logan..

Margarita???

DONE!


GP,

Taco del Mar???

sounds good....

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Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

Well, I guess if everyone's tucked in trying to stay warm, I'll just stoke the fire and check out what Mario's doing. He must know it's his special day because he's been pretty good all day. :)

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I think Mario enjoyed his special day very much, especially giving everyone a big sticky chocolate kiss after he smeared a dozen monkey's-on-a-stick on his face. He looked so cute, who could resist that sticky little kiss?:D

As usual, I'm late. I'll take a DoTD, please. Boy everyone sure looks sleepy! Love a warm fire and comfy chair. Mind if I pull up a chair and hang out with you?

Mario has been a good boy! He hasn't tried to take the shingles off the top not even once! Must be all that chocolate, he really loves chocolate.

I think I need something very strong to drink today, I would like to pass out if at all possible! Hammers are optional!

My car is wrecked, my son wrecked it, his fault and I can't fix it.
I tried to get Geico to insure my horse this morning, and they said they didn't insure horses.:confused: I asked them if I got a wagon for her to pull if they would, they laughed at me!!:confused: :rolleyes: I was serious!

Oh well looks like I'm back on my feet again!

Richard, something strong please. Suggest something!

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Originally posted by robinh
As usual, I'm late. I'll take a DoTD, please. Boy everyone sure looks sleepy! Love a warm fire and comfy chair. Mind if I pull up a chair and hang out with you?

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Robin,

Banana Daq...

DONE!

Tray,

You don't need a drink, you need new children....

Kidding...

Joe Crow (cuervo), neat..

During my 'period of woe' I wrecked my engine up when a hose blew......I borrowed my mom's car and did the EXACT SAME THING TO HERS......A hose blew....

1400 dollars for both cars....

I feel your pain.

I do need a new son! I just don't want a baby one, preferably one old enough to take care of his mommy, and take responsibilities the way they should. I should not have been stupid enough to loan him my car!

Just wait, when he asks to borrow my horse! He will not get my horse!!

Will this help me pass out?? I really need to pass out. ;)

Richard, how could you possibly do the same thing to both cars.....you must drive like me!! Ouch that's a lot of money to pay out, but what's it for anyway?? As my late father used to say "it's made round to go round".

A DOTD for me please. Friday's are usually quiet around here so I might be able to visit more often today. Just keep my friend Jose within easy reach.

Sorry about your troubles Tray. "Neither a borrower nor lender be", that's my motto. Hope your son is OK and no injuries.

Hi MOFF, hi Robin. Nice to see you guys here today.

Hi everyone, I finally made it here. Why is the floor so sticky?

A BM sounds like a good idea right now. Is it lunch time yet?

This happened a few months ago, I have been waiting and waiting for him to fix it. But I have gave up! He is not going to fix it. He ran into the back of somebody, and that was listed as his fault. So I am out of a car. I feel so crappy today, I think I have just been sitting around feeling sorry for myself!

Sorry to be such a downer to everybody.. I think I will go back to bed and sleep for a very long time! Who knows when I wake up, cars might be free by then

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Originally posted by catland
Hi everyone, I finally made it here. Why is the floor so sticky?

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Oops, sorry 'bout that, guess I spilled my beer last night when I fell asleep in these chairs. Somehow my hand didn't know enough to keep the beer upright. :rolleyes:

I clean it up - but first Richard, I neec a margarita now! Strawberry, frozen, with salt and Slick's buddy Jose. :D

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Originally posted by slick
Richard, how could you possibly do the same thing to both cars.....you must drive like me!!

A DOTD for me please.

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That was the easy part of that stretch of time.

Banana Daq!


DONE!


TRAY,

I can't make you pass out, But I can keep you drinking until it happens.:eek:

Catland....

A BM for you..


T&P,

Relax, I'll clean it up.....


Margarita, Strawberry, frozen and salted.


Done!

What a difference a couple of hours can make. All H is breaking out over here. Please give me a double-double shot of Jose.

Retirement - 14 yrs and counting.......

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Originally posted by slick
What a difference a couple of hours can make. All H is breaking out over here. Please give me a double-double shot of Jose.

Retirement - 14 yrs and counting.......

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lol

Double shot....

I can retire this year.......at a way lower rate than if I keep working.......I am so dumb.


Done!

I know, LOL, what's wrong with us Richard??? Tell me it's gotta get better than this!!! Why do I work with such idiots and what makes me think that if I go the extra mile, it will be appreciated :rolleyes: Talk about dumb!!!! You'd think I'd learn after 18 yrs.

Thanks for the shot. Now I have to go and help out another incompetent number-cruncher :rolleyes: Don't get me wrong, not all of them are bad, just the ones that work here..

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Originally posted by slick
Now I have to go and help out another incompetent number-cruncher :rolleyes: Don't get me wrong, not all of them are bad, just the ones that work here..

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Just think about what is outside of our immediate
circle of co-workers.........

more flotsam and jetsam.......

:D