Any of you "older ladies" dealing with menopause? I could use some advice!

Hmmm...After reading all of this, I think my little brother has menopause! ;) :D Hehehe.

My grandma eats alot of soy. She has soy cereal for breakfast, and for lunch she blends together soy milk and frozen strawberries. Yummm.

1.Pass My Shotgun


2.Psychotic Mood Shift


3.Perpetual Munching Spree


4.Puffy Mid-Section


5.People Make me Sick


6.Provide Me with Sweets


7.Pardon My Sobbing


8.Pimples May Surface


9.Pass My Sweatpants


10.Pissy Mood Syndrome


11.Plainly; Men Suck


12.Pack My Stuff


...and the favorite one...


13.Potential Murder Suspect

Slick that is a good one! I copied that for my fridge!:D

Slick, that is a good one. All women should have this tattoed on their foreheads, then men wouldn't have to ask, what are you ragging again? You could just point at your forehead...

I was thinking of getting another tattoo.:D