You know, you guys are really a breath of fresh air - which is badly needed today. :D Gotta go, boss is calling. :rolleyes:
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You know, you guys are really a breath of fresh air - which is badly needed today. :D Gotta go, boss is calling. :rolleyes:
Oh, and at least it's ok to talk about beer here - unlike some other threads that I won't mention....:rolleyes:
A baby seal walks into a club.
(I love seals and I am very anti-fur --unless it's "live" fur ;) -but I find that joke disturbingly funny. It's even funnier as we told it to my cousin when she went into labor. Later, after they had doped her up, she tried to tell it to the doctors. Her version? "A baby seal gets hit in the head with a club." She laughed her head off and couldn't figure out why the doctors didn't think it was funny.)
T&P - ;) and Zip, that's so sick I LOVE it :D
OH--and chocolate covered raisins please...whoever is bartending today.
I may not know drinks but I do know chocolate covered raisins.
Here you go.
T&P - I missed the "anti" beer thread - I guess I don't get out of the bar enough.:cool: :rolleyes:
Dad sez " :D :) :D "Quote:
Originally posted by mugsy
On the flip side....
Mike doesn't know it yet Phred, but,
he will be providing you his Special Brats.....
sauerkraut is a necessity and the brown mustard is
in the fridge. ;)
Dio is on his last leg to his forever home as I type.
We'll all Munch onna Mike-Brat an think of Dio!
Here's a Toast to Dio!
:D
pssst: leonardo..Quote:
Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Dad sez " :D :) :D "
Here's a Toast to Dio!
:D
what chester?
aint doz da tings mawmee loves 2 eat dat makes her breff smell awful? o. . o. .
WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING IN THE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leonardo I don't care if you are 13 you are not allowed in the bar. No catnip tea for either of you next week!!!
Can I have a Westmalle, please? - One like this:
http://thumba.image.altavista.com/image/152803797
If you don't have it in stock, then a weissbeer, please! - as long as you don't force sauerkraut on me!! :eek:
Randi - your first time at Thursdays? Richard is kind of busy today but I do know how to pour one - especially when you've been so kind to show me a picture. DONE.
Same to you Cinder and Smoke - Welcome to Thursdays - my the word is getting out isn't it.
and T&P - now that the word is out that you are really a biker chick - it makes sense that you hang out here.
MMFF - you are going to love this. There's a newer person in the cat threads with the name of momofcats. OK, work with me here - It made me realize that your Pettalk name is really Mom-Of-Fuzzy-Faces and not MO-MO-fFuzzyfaces. (OK - I'm slow)
Any specialty warm drinks today? It is getting chilly (esp at night) here in OH and our furnance is broken! Part won't be in til next week!!! Seems we have sort of a German theme going on here, so I guess an Irish coffe would be out of place...any other suggestions?
:D I'm sure people calling me MOFF sometimes didn't help either. I'm glad you finally know THE REAL ME!!!!!!!!!!:DQuote:
Originally posted by catland
MMFF - you are going to love this. There's a newer person in the cat threads with the name of momofcats. OK, work with me here - It made me realize that your Pettalk name is really Mom-Of-Fuzzy-Faces and not MO-MO-fFuzzyfaces. (OK - I'm slow)
Well, I'm feeling a bit better now, but this morning I was not in a party mood. There's soooo many sad things going on: Aly's Peka, Cincy's Mom's Marty, Glaciers Preacher and Zippy's Aunt Nancy. I have been in tears most of the morning over this because I guess I just care too much about you. God, I'm such a sap!!
but.....as the saying goes....life goes on.
I see Richard hasn't been here much today either. Richard, put down that budget report and join me for a beer. Let's toast the latest Pillars!!! Better stay away from the Brats and the sauerbraten though. Wind, you know.:eek: :eek:
catland....
thanks again!!
there,
that's more like it....
i go to lunch and i come back to some pretty good jokes
they are doing construction on the building- I look at the cement pumping truck and the name on the side says PUTZMEISTER.....:confused:
http://www.putzmeister.com/products/truckmount/36z.cfm
It SOUNDS German??????
Let's all toast our pillars.....
ziggy zaggy, ziggy zaggy, hoi hoi hoi!!!
(i think that's the way it goes!)
T&P
what kind of bike???
anyone want to request a song??
You forget Amy, I started this thread asking for a MEXICAN coffee....I don't think Irish Coffee would be out of line if that's what sounds good. :D
Could I have a Margarita. And some Chili. Enough beer and pork till next year:D :D :D
Richard, sounds like you don't get out of the bar enough either, Click Here to see what I'm talking about. Oh, and now that you all know so much more about me, wanna see my tattoo? :eek: Don't worry, it's only on my ankle - nothing too risque for me. :rolleyes:
I'm feeling better as the day goes on too, Slick. Whatever it is that is making me not feel good these days was pretty strong this mornig - and NO it's NOT morning sickness! :eek: But since I got back from lunch I'm feeling better and better (Mugsy those brats of Mike's are awesome, sauerkraut included!), and now the boss left, so I feel fantastic! :D
Zippy - :eek: :eek: I am surprised to hear that kind of joke from you, but I agree that it's funny in a sick way - and the story about your cousin was even funnier. :D
Here in Debbieland, we say putz when you're sort of dilly dallying around. Like "We had a putzy day last Saturday" meaning we didn't have much on the agenda and just "putzed" around all day. So Putzmeister seems like a German that doesn't get much done.....??? :D
Cincy's Mom, Terry was near Cleveland, OH last night and he said there was snow on his car this morning! :eek: :eek: It's way too early for snow! :eek:
Richard or Catland, whoever's at the bar right now, I'll take one of what Randi is having, looks yummy! :D
I can do the weissbeer stuff. I am bar proof in pouring weiss beer.
I just noticed Vio has found a new spelling: Thirsday!
We could change it to Thirsty:D
can i interest you in a margarita sidecar???Quote:
Originally posted by Barbara
I can do the weissbeer stuff. I am bar proof in pouring weiss beer.
Chili....
Done!
T&P,
beautiful bike, you can talk bike to me (Harley Owners Group;) ) I have had four and my tattoos
are road rash.....
did I ever tell the story about crashing my bike and ending up at the hospital I worked at??
I wore no underwear that day and the gal who came in to evaluate me was the woman I had a MAD CRUSH on....
you can imagine my frustation when a good looking gal asks me to take my pants off and it's purely professional------:rolleyes:
i just followed mom's advice,
WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR........since i had no clean pair that day.......
but i digress.
Mex coffee for Mugs....
Done!
Beer for me and slick!!!!!
Ok, here it comes........visual joke.....
here is a picture of my beer 'mug'
:confused:
get it??? beer mug???
lol
Richard must still be working on those darn budgets.
Cincy - Irish coffee - extra irish. ;)
Barb - Margaritas and chili - if you insist.
T&P - What ever Randi is having - and no, you don't need to show me your tattoo - you can wait for the regular bartender.:eek:
Barb - you've changed your order to Weissbier - give me back that Margarita.
This bartending thing is fun - I recommend it to anyone here at Thurdays (or Thirsty's if you prefer Vio and Juni's spelling):D
ack - Richard - I didn't realize you were serving up at the same time. Now everyone has twice as many drinks.:eek:
Wow the chili is hot -just as I like it.
Richard a lot in your life seems to depend on clean underwear.
That's ok. I just noticed.
And thanks for the M. sidecar.
I didn't change my order, just wanted to poor the beer for T&P if nobody else was around. I'll compare the Margaritas:D
lol - who's your bartender now?:D :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Barbara
Richard a lot in your life seems to depend on clean underwear.
Clean underwear - two weeks in a row!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Barbara
Wow the chili is hot -just as I like it.
Richard a lot in your life seems to depend on clean underwear.
That's ok. I just noticed.
And thanks for the M. sidecar.
lol.......I keep a few pairs around, my desk, my truck.......you just never know!!!!
Sorry CL!!
I'm trying not to put the whole world on your shoulders.....tending is fun.......it's a challenge....
Wow, the place is still jumping - and I'm so glad I missed the chicken dance! It is never a good look ;)
:D :D :D **choke choke** (spits all over keyboard....)Quote:
Originally posted by Barbara
Richard a lot in your life seems to depend on clean nderwear.
I'm left speechless....
A trucker with clean underwear....what more could I ask for??:D :D
Hmmm....in my recent frame of mind, a sidecar is the little extra piece on the side of a motorcycle...what's a margarita sidecar?Quote:
Originally posted by Barbara
And thanks for the M. sidecar.
And as a parting shot 'cause it's time for me to go home - yipppeeee...
What do you get when cross a joke with a motorcycle?
A Yamahahaha! :p :D
If I don't see you tonight, see you all tomorrow!
Heck - even though its my first time tending bar I'm having fun. and you should see the tip jar.:pQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Sorry CL!!
I'm trying not to put the whole world on your shoulders.....tending is fun.......it's a challenge....
oh-oh - look at the time - I have to go now. Have fun everyone.
AAAGGGHHH!!! No snow yet!!!!Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Cincy's Mom, Terry was near Cleveland, OH last night and he said there was snow on his car this morning! :eek: :eek: It's way too early for snow! :eek:
Thankfully Toledo is more protected then Cleveland. They get "lake effect", we often get nothing but cold...
We do have tapes!!!:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
Wow, the place is still jumping - and I'm so glad I missed the chicken dance! It is never a good look ;)
Slick, speechless???
but you still spit!!!!!
;)
T&P
lol, I meant 'on the side' I was enamoured with your motorcycle....
My last bike was a Yamahahahahaha!!:D
CL,
now you know why I do it!!
CM,
Living in CA all my life........Just what is snow???:rolleyes:
An old man and old lady sitting on a park bench.
The old man moves closer to the old lady and says "Do you believe in the hereafter?"
The old lady says "Of course I do."
Old man says "Well then gimme what I'm here after....."
Ooops, did I say that:eek: :eek:
Richard, you have lived in California your whole life and all you have to show for it is clean underwear and you have never seen snow?
Mammoth Lakes???
Big Bear????
Lake Arrowhead??
Mt. Washington???
Tahoe????
I am from Ohio - and I remember with a huge groan - early snow!
When you were really little it was fun.....when you got older.......it wasn't nearly as much fun unless they closed the schools.
Does anyone have any air freshener? The smell of sauerkraut really gets to you after a while.
Another cold one, please - and did you give everyone a free round in celebration of all of the pillars?
Did you know ...
that the Thursday threads have a total of 1,542 posts?!!! :D
So a belated happy pillarhood to Thursday's! Cheers! :)
So how many drinks have been poured??Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
Did you know ...
that the Thursday threads have a total of 1,542 posts?!!! :D
So a belated happy pillarhood to Thursday's! Cheers! :)
Quote:
Originally posted by gini
Richard, you have lived in California your whole life and all you have to show for it is clean underwear and you have never seen snow?
Mammoth Lakes???
Big Bear????
Lake Arrowhead??
Mt. Washington???
Tahoe????
I am from Ohio - and I remember with a huge groan - early snow!
When you were really little it was fun.....when you got older.......it wasn't nearly as much fun unless they closed the schools.
Does anyone have any air freshener? The smell of sauerkraut really gets to you after a while.
Another cold one, please - and did you give everyone a free round in celebration of all of the pillars?
psst,
I have seen snow and been caught in a few snow storms (i just said that to keep the sunny california ideal alive);)
lololololol, Gini, i bought an air freshener for my car at lunch...honest to gawd!!!
SLICK!!!!!
that was funny...
how many drinks were served (thanks MM)???
to steal a corporate sales pitch..
BILLIONS AND BILLIONS SERVED!!
A round to the Pillars....PT rests on their shoulders!!!
DONE!
Geez, I can't count that high!!! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by slick
So how many drinks have been poured??
I always like to have people know that California has it all.Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
psst,
I have seen snow and been caught in a few snow storms (i just said that to keep the sunny california ideal alive);)
You can go to the beach/ocean in the morning, go to the desert for a late lunch and snow ski in late afternoon. That is, if you are absolutely nuts! But you could do it.
Oh no, Richard, your car smells like sauerkraut? You needed an air freshener? Oh, poor guy!
How many drinks have been served? Well I don't know, but our local trash collection service has added a service charge for Richard's address. How could one person fill up two huge containers for recycling every single week. And they can't understand his habits. One week it's all tequila bottles, this week it will be all beer bottles. But scattered among those bottles are diet coke cans, iced tea cans. They just can't figure this guy out. Talk about a drinking problem!
They wonder about all the bottles but one thing they most probably can't find out: he always has clean underwear:p