;) ask him about the dress.... and the santa suit! lolQuote:
Originally posted by weiner_teddy
Miss Richard?? hmm...did I miss somthing??
--Iceyshiver21
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;) ask him about the dress.... and the santa suit! lolQuote:
Originally posted by weiner_teddy
Miss Richard?? hmm...did I miss somthing??
--Iceyshiver21
was he wearing them at the same time????
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Originally posted by zippy-kat
;) ask him about the dress.... and the santa suit! lol
the santa suit has to wait.....i am doing statistics this morning...:(
maybe a early afternoon story?????
:)
be good kiddies!
i'll be back!!
:eek: WHOA!!! Richard is a miss with PMS wearing a santa suit when he/she's not wearing a red dress?????????
My, My, things do get interesting around here!!!:D
i thought the red dress was in Phred's closet:confused: is uncle/aunt richie a closet dresser:eek:
you guys crack me up!
did I hear something about a buffet?
I want my drink a day early!:D
my cats are bugging me, meow meow meow!
I don't know what they want!
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Originally posted by marysmerrycats
you guys crack me up!
did I hear something about a buffet?
I want my drink a day early!:D
my cats are bugging me, meow meow meow!
I don't know what they want!
i'm sorry but i can't give you any alcohol when there are children
involved.......those are the rules:(
(p.s. what dish do you want for the buffet????)
Is Tom the only fool? How did he get that reputation? :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Just a little tomfoolery
it's just easier to say than "RICHARDfoolery" that sounds rather clunky. Although "pettalkfoolery" sort of has a nice ring to it doesn't it?
Well how about Bobfoolery? Or in the spirit of alcolhol....TomCollinsfoolery?
Dish on the buffet....how about a platter.
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Originally posted by lbaker
it's just easier to say than "RICHARDfoolery" that sounds rather clunky. Although "pettalkfoolery" sort of has a nice ring to it doesn't it?
PTF- pet talk foolery, born 05/14 to Lbaker.......
let the masses be informed!
pam,
you heard it here, richard is clunky...:confused:
before i start, i told this story to a pal and was sent this song...Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat
;) ask him about the dress.... and the santa suit! lol
man in the santa suit
-by the
fountains of wayne
At the KOC Local 313
There's a fat man standing by the soda machine
And he knows, he knows, he knows
Life can be funny
He calls the hair salon says put Loretta on
Cause the mall just called and said the last guy's gone
And I know, I know, God knows
We need the money
And he's a big red cherry
But it's hard to be merry
When the kids are all laughing
Saying hey it's Jerry Garcia
Ain't he cute?
The man in the Santa suit
And all the Moms in town bring their brats around
And they can't sit still or keep their rootbeer down
Now it's up, hey how 'bout that
It looks like a milkshake
Now Jimmy's grown this year says Mommy quick come here
Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer
And he says, kid shut your mouth
You give me a headache
And he's jolly and hairy
But it's hard to be merry
When the guys at the bar
Say he looks like a fairy
But he's doing it just for the loot
The man in the Santa suit
And he's a big red cherry
He's jolly and hairy
Everyone's laughing, but he doesn't care
He stays cool
Ain't he cute?
The man in the Santa suit
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a friend asked me to dress as santa for christmas
i'll do anything once, twice to make sure i did it right,
three times if i really liked it!!!
on Xmas eve i, was given the suit and borrowed a Cadillac to drive around in...i went to my parents house and proceeded to freak out the nieces and nephews, tears galore!!!!
i went to the party and had a blast- pinching bottoms of the women, while yelling 'A$$ ho-ho-ho' all the while..the best part was leaning into the people as they sat on my lap and whispering in their ears, 'no one knows who i am, but YOUR face
is in these pics......'
on the way home i was waiting for three kids to get thru the cross walk when the gal of the group yells out, "hey santa, come to my house later on and i'll give ............"
ahem, it was tempting but i had things to do!!! lolololol
i almost caused a crash on the freeway on the way to the GF's house....people would slow down to see Santa.......talk about attention!!!
when i made it to the GF's she asked santa what was in the bag for her....well, i had nothing, so she, she.......made do with what santa had left........
(HOLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE CRIPES..........am i gonna press 'submit reply"??????)
what the heck.......it was one of the funniest times i ever had in my life.....i suggest everyone do it at least once......
if everyone like that story, i'll tell the dress stories, later on
:eek:
As long as it's not, ahem, a poo-poo platter.:eek: ;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by mugsy
Dish on the buffet....how about a platter.
so...............that means you've done it 3 (or more) times now?! :pQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
a friend asked me to dress as santa for christmas
i'll do anything once, twice to make sure i did it right,
three times if i really liked it!!!
:eek:
ps- my real name is loretta!