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LOL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Andie
"Taco Bell!"
"No, White Castle!"
"Keep it up, or it's White Castle."
I remember this because I was saying how much I hated White Castle, and it made me sick the first time I ate food there... and Mike just teases me.. and Taco Bell is my "drunk" food, honestly, just an inside joke that makes me laugh every time.
"As much use as a chocolate teapot!"
"Rare as rocking-horse shit."
"Done up like a dog's dinner."
" He's lost his marbles."
These are fun , Richard; good thread!
I was watching a special on NASA today and I heard another of my faves!
Arse over teakettle.
Like WTF were you doing in the kitchen when that happened?;)
I liked "xyz flew like a lead balloon" until I saw a Mythbusters show that proved that you could indeed make a balloon out of lead and fly it :D
I love that show!Quote:
Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36
I gave up on my 'pad by the chair' to write things down....I guess I can get back to it now!
To use when someone's trying to pull a fast one on you....
"I may have been born at night - but not last night!"
What I say about twice a days is, "That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen in my life!" Usually aimed at a certain channel on TV or infomercials or something that someone says.
"It's colder than the last guy's bottom on a too short toboggan!"
You're nuttier than a squirrel turd.
You're cooler than the other side of the pillow.