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It's been a long week at PT, controversy is exhausting. I was noticing how much calmer it is around here the past couple days :) No big dramas, just little ones. I could use some caffine, and no, Mario, you do not need any caffine, your energetic enough! How bout playing some of those oldies? Maybe something Mario can do the "monkey" to? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
Kym, I'll see what I can rustle up behind the bar here. I'm creating the greasiest hamburger and a pile of fries just for you. I'll see if I can get a spiked chocolate shake!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
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Originally Posted by david p
OH YUMMMY david thanks so much!!
I am so happy about your new car hun, must seems like months without wheels for ya eh?
Hugs!
I just made a blueberry cheesecake so if I bring that can I join you all?
It is a little chilly here today so may I have a brandy with hot water and some crystalised ginger and syrup please?
Oh, where is the proper barkeep when such a hard order comes in! :D Is that some of the syrup from the crystalised ginger that I put in here? Sounds great, and smells good too. Does that drink have a name, or is it your own concoction? It sounds just the thing to keep the cold out.
Welcome to you and your blueberry cheesecake. Lilith. I think they will very shortly be queing up for a slice of that. Have you been here before? Do you know about the one clean joke and you get life membership rule?
I hope everyone is fit and healthy this Saturday, and poor RedHedd is on the mend. It's one thing being ill during the week, but at the weekend, it's really not on.
Glad to see that you were serving everybody spiked chocolate milkshakes last night David! I thought that I had wandered into a burger bag for a minute there! No wonder MOFF had difficulty finding us last week!
Well they WERE good milkshakes! Karen, a slice of Lilith's blueberry cheesecake really would hit the spot this morning! I'll get the coffee perking and get Orc to bring in more firewood. Redhedd is sleeping in the recliner by the embers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
Blueberry cheesecake? Oh my, girlfriend, come over here and sit by me - oh what? a joke? Hey, we will get to that later.
I will make a big fresh pot of french roast coffee for everyone and then check on RedHedd to see how she is doing.
Oh look, Mario is all snuggled in with her and they are sleeping away.
I hope she feels better.
I'm up! I'm up! :D The sun is out and I'm FINALLY feeling a bit better. Some of that crystalized ginger drink sounds good though, my throat is still a bit scratchy.
Can I bring Johnny Depp? (he is a bit of a dish....)
Glad you are feeling better RedHedd!
Well you can bring him if you like Denise, but do you have enough to go round?
Only if there's enough of him to go around! (snickers) Mmm, that fresh coffee smells GOOD! Think I'll have a cup and a piece of that scrumptious blueberry cheescake - that's a good breakfast food, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brody's Mum
*edit* OH! I must have been posting at the same time as Killearn Kitties posted! Well, you know what they say...great minds think alike! ;)
:D Now that would create a REALLY big queue at the bar!
I'm sure blueberry cheesecake is a breakfast food. You always see cheese on breakfast buffets. Good coffee coming up!
To make blueberry cheesecake a PROPER breakfast, I believe you need to drizzle some melted dark chocolate over it. Rounds out the food groups...
That isn't all it "rounds out":DQuote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
Blueberry cheesecake & coffee sound great to me right now. That cheesecake will give someone a well rounded figure!
Hey, Gini!!! I saw some green Peeps today!!! AND some blue Peeps. The little buggers are multiplying faster than you can microwave or eat them!!!
Could I have a cheeseburger? :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...kies/shhhh.gif Shhhhhhh! Not here at Thursdays! Bite your tongue, woman!Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
Oh, and don't forget the Lavender peeps and the Yellow Peeps!!! :D
MOFF ARE YOU STIRRING UP TROUBLE AGAIN MY TUMMY IS STARTING TO HURT!:D
Well, no wonder it hurts!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
Looks like you are eating all the colors of peeps at one time!!! The colors are probably fighting in your tummy!!! I must say, you do look colorful though!!! :D
Well, since it's Daylight Savings' Time and my body clock is all cattywhompus (sp?) :rolleyes: May I have that for dinner?Quote:
Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
and now they have sugar-free peeps! So we won't get quite as round ..... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gini
Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep Peep
Anyone think this will put the bar tender out of work here? A fridge that
throws you a beer. :)
http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2935282
No, but now the little wife can get a divorce guilt free - knowing her exQuote:
Originally Posted by lizbud
will be well taken care of during those long games:D
Sorry, it is just the first thing that came to my crazy mind.
It might! Please don't show it to RICHARD!!
Sugar free Peeps? :mad:
THAT is an abomination!!!!
Destroy them!
Impostors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my, just look at Mz Gini. She's lying on the floor groaning and clutching her tummy. Must have been all of those peeps!!!! That'll teach ya, Gini. All those little peeps just calling your name....no need to answer all of them at once. ;)
I need a tall BM please. Word has it that there is another shakeup happening at work here. I just hope I'm not on the "hit" list.
Did I tell you guys there is a salt water aquarium in my office? I share an office with my assistant and he set it up. Right now there are only two hermit crabs named Bert and Ernie. Fishies will be coming later when the water is just right. I can hardly wait. :cool:
Okay here is my Joke... I brought another cheesecake too; this trime it is strawberry with a dark chocolate base .. mmmm ( and yes the ginger drink is my invention and uses the syrup from the ginger jar.)
Be prepared to laugh.......................
Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to The X103.2
on your FM dial in Ft Wayne IN, who was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest.
Needless to say, it won.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the
bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose,which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for 2 days because my butt hole was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job..."
Lilith, thanks for the strawberry cheesecake. Talk about unusual occupational hazards. I'm glad I work on dry land and I don't have worry about jellyfish! It was embarrasing, but hilarious!
Oh it was all go in here overnight (for me)! More cheesecake? Mmmmmmm thanks Lilith. Excellent idea to incorporate the chocolate in the base this time, so that Edwina's Secretary doesn't have to break in to her secret supply to balance our diet.The joke was one of the better ones that has been told! :D
I've never actually met a peep, but they certainly sound like they should rot your teeth almost instantly. Will Gini be OK do you think? Perhaps some strawberry cheesecake might help?
Oh that fridge! Never mind keeping it quiet from RICHARD, just don't tell Mario or orc! :eek:
Karen, let me get a pot of coffee going to go with that delicious cheesecake. I'll get Orc to bring n firewood (this being a cyber bar there's an enless supply!) for the fire. I think I found a case ofd Bailey's under the bar, too!
:D OMG, ROTFLMAO! :D I think I can handle a piece of that delicious cheescake and a cup of coffee, just as soon as I stop laughing! :D
I do love my job...I do love my job...I do love my job...
I brought some delicious raspberry tea, and some homemade raisin scones, too.
I've been working on a recipe for Peep Soup, but they keep melting away! Maybe I should just float them like croutons? :confused:
Hey, wait! It's next week already! I like it! Barkeep, may I change my drink request? Could I have cafe au lait with a Peep floating atop? Between the caffeine and the sugar, that should keep me awake all the way to Thursday #204! What? I can't? Sure I can! You fix the cafe au lait and I'll figure out a way to make the durned thing float.
Barkeep, could I have a plateful of peeps? I can use the energy to go the next thursdays!