Yes, and it's a fascinating spectacle to watch when they do ( it takes two snails to accomplish the task of one, sort of like the grooming Babboons)
Gloves, top soil, trowel, seeds,------what's going on here? :cool:
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Yes, and it's a fascinating spectacle to watch when they do ( it takes two snails to accomplish the task of one, sort of like the grooming Babboons)
Gloves, top soil, trowel, seeds,------what's going on here? :cool:
You are making a snowman!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are toothpicks for?
Toothpicks: What mice use to roast marshmallows when hoomins aren't looking.
How many right angles does a paper clip have?
I don't think it has any 90o angles.
How many ice blocks does it take to build an igloo?
only one, and you carve into it.
How come there are stop signs on the road?
Because people thought we should use red more. Red is after all a very important primary colour.
Why is the inner core of the earth hot?
So we can have volcanoes. Icecanoes just wouldn't work!Quote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
How many hops are in a frog?
Each Frog is entitled to only "ONE" real Hop, and a smart Frog knows when the time is Ripe for Hoppin!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
If there is ever a Lumber Shortage, what will replace the common "Tooth Pick"? ( like, can we really live without toothpicks?)
Toothpicks will soon be a thing of the past. Because of our high suger diets, more people will have false teeth by the age of 20 soon. You can just pop those suckers out and wash them so toothpicks will be obsolete. :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How many stars are there?
100,000 or maybe many, many moreQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
When sheep have insomnia, what do they count?
They count jelly beans!!! Sheep love jelly beans!!!
Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs?
The Easter Bunny hides eggs so the Great Pumpkin can find them later.
Why did Saint Patrick banish all the snakes from Ireland?
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Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Because they were harvesting all the 4 leaf clovers and selling them on e-bay.
When is the best time of day to exercise? :rolleyes:
At midnight when you are alseep! It hurts less if you don't know you are doing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do frogs have eye lashes?
I'd bet the farm on it~Sometimes our bathroom mirror is just a mess~
Where did" Little Bo Peep" find her sheep? :eek:
The little stinkers were in the bathroom flushing things down the toilet!!! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a tidy whitey?
(Well Moff, thanks to you I now have Hot chocolate coming out of my nose :eek: )
A Tidy Whitey is a "straight white hair"~ But don't pluck it, the Birds can't do a darned thing with it either. :D
Is there any security in hanging a Horse Shoe over your door?
(sorry about the Hot Chocolate! Hope your nose is ok? ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
You can rest assured that a Horse Shoe hanging over your door will keep you very secure IF you can train it to fall and hit an intruder on the head as he breaks in!!!! :D
What is a burp?
A burp is the last thought you retain just before falling to sleep, then of course, comes the zorp.
What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she'd packed in her basket, but didn't. :rolleyes:
Duct tape!!! A girl can't have to much duct tape and it's so useful!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What do moose do for fun?
Band-Aids for the blisters she got from the Ruby Slippers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
I'd like to keep the same question because I'm sure there is someone out there who can come up with a much better answer.
What was it that Dorothy Gale wished she had packed in her basket, but she hadn't? : :rolleyes:
Oh no you dont!!! :cool:
Band-Aids for those darned Ruby Slippers!!!! :D :D ( Thanks Cass, I needed that one ;) )
Yes, she ought to have grabbed a roll of good ol duct tape Moff ,as she forgot all about the Band Aids!!! :rolleyes:
What do Moose do for fun?
They invite other Moose guests over and shine headlights into their faces, then, frisk their pockets while they sit and stare!!!
Can a Moose Charge?
Depends of if they have a credit card or not! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do Moose roller skate?
YES, they do!!!! I make a note of their *Annual Roller Derby** that is telecast in mid-March :cool: ( I'm Betting on Team # 3 this year!!!) They skate on all fours :eek:
What is a snow shower? ( Like, is that when a snowgirl is expecting? :rolleyes: ) :D
No No you got it all wrong!!! It's like the communal baths they have in some places in the Orient! When it snows, everyone puts on shorts and tee shirts and run outside and shower in snow!!! Really good for the skin!!! Makes you all pink and tingly!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do Moose play hopscotch?
Do Moose play Hopscotch? :rolleyes: Tell me about it~
If it's not Deer Jumping Rope, its Moose playing Hopscotch !!! There's no sense in throwing cracked corn out to divert their intentions, one just has to accept their past times at any given moment! :o (Not to mention the mess to clean up afterwards :rolleyes: )
Do Red Squirrels and Blue Jays get along well?
Indeed they do!! They are best buds!!! A pair of them were sitting in my tree singing "me and my buddy" this morning. Really irritated the snot out of the rest of the birds who were trying to sing!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do fish blow bubbles?
Red squirrels and blue jays get along well. Blue Jays also get along with Cardinals because they are in opposite baseball leagues.
Had Dorothy carried duct tape in that little basket, she would not have needed Band-Aids, because she could have put duct tape right on her blisters. If she had neither duct tape nor Band-Aids in it, then what the heck did she have?
She packed a Peanut Butter Sandwich in her basket, then, quickly slipped in a picture of her Auntie Em :o Yeah, you guessed right, Em bought Peter Pan Peanut Butter on sale that week!!! :rolleyes: ( that poor girl, huh) :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What do Blue Jays and Cardinals talk about while dining at "The Bird Feeder" :rolleyes:
Hey what about my question? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
How did I miss that question :eek: (scrolls back)
Fish appear to be blowing bubbles, when actually, they're just trying their darnest to Whistle!!!!
We've simply got to clean up "The Wrong Game"-------Ahem-----
Next question----Please note that this is the Pet Talk Version--- :rolleyes: :D
Play along if you like~~~ :o
Cole, Kong, James, Elvis, Midas-----What word has been left out here?
Popeye!!!!!!! Who could forget him!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does spinach really make you strong?
No it does not make you Strong !!!! Never, ever, eat Spinach of any form, be it canned, or freshly picked!! It's BAD Food!!
( Ironic, isn't it? :eek: )
Is the State of Kansas smack dab in the Middle of The United States?
No, we are up by Alaska!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do monkey's like making mud pies?
Okay, you threw me a curve ball :D ( Good for you Moff)
Ohh Yes indeed, Monkies are well aquainted with the specifics, their Mud Pies are the envy of every single Chef !!!(Gosh, their pies are soooo good)
While we're on the subject of Mud~ :D ~
Ahh, What is mud, exactly? :rolleyes:
Here mud is also called cow pies!!! It comes from, um, well, cows. Makes a great facial though!!! :eek: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
How fast do snails run?
Snails? Wasn't that a Brand* name for Panty Hose? Man, they were such a rip off~ one little snag and "zipppppp"~ you could even feel it!!! :eek:
Clocks, dye, heaters, sled dogs, rabbit ----what else runs?
scrambled eggs!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do frogs wear leggings?
Yes they do, to hold their frog feet while swimming.
What do lings look like to you?
Earthlings all looks quite the same to me , then,of course, there's Ducklings,Hatchlings,Kindlings~~~that try to stand out in the crowd~ :cool:
What is a Turkey Baster?