Sir Jury is Dun = Boots Kat is OK!!
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Good Newz, folkz ~ Boots Kat is Oooh-kee-do-keee inna recovery cell!
We'z been waitin since 2 a-klok fur the telly-dinger to *ding*. Finally tole Dad to call Doc Lisa - mebee she furgotz us. So Dad called...
Doc sez reel sorrie to keep us all hangin - but she hadda mergency rite aftur lunch.
The Boots has hiz inside pipes re-plummed an the wun extree *part* :eek: tossed away. He'z gonna be streem-lined onna bottom end now! :D
We hopez the new plummin arrangement *flows* a lil better than the originul equipment did! ;)
Lil change in planz - Doc Lisa wuntz ta keep him inna cell ober nite. Then she's kummin in urlee (on her Day Off) an pull out the catheter, check the zipper, and *prime his pump* wiffa IV so he gotz a full tank. Iffin the pump an new nozzle werk OK - he's clear to go home inna mornin. :)
The Saterday Doc's gonna show Dad how the new plummin werkz an how to help Boots shine up the new rig. We gotta uze purrOxide to keep stuff shiney till Boots loozez the E-collar and kan take over the kleen-up dutiez. That happenz inna bout 10 more dayz - whenna zipper getz taken out.
She sed he did reel good an iz recoverin frumma laffin gas jest fine. He'z already givin allua Staff Gurlz the ole *Evil Eye* when they walk past hiz cell.
We gotta find him a new flavur of Krunchiez to get used to... Needz a higher grade krunch than he'z been on. Sumpin in hiz innerdz started makin rocks an sand outa the old krunch. Dad's gonna call our Pet Food Shop an see whut the have in Hi Test but Lo Kalorie stuff - kuz Doc Lisa sez da Boots duzint need to add ennie more *poundz*.
(Boy, duz THAT sound familur! ALLUA Docs sing that same song! :mad: )
Kant THANK ya ALL enuff fur the wunnerful support ya gave to our Fambly durrin this past munth! We REELEE preciate allua Kind Wurds an Prayers ya been sendin our way!!! :D
Saterday ~ An we're ALL almost home atta Ranch...
:D Oh Happie Dayz! :)
Cinner & SmokeMutt here - we'll start this Tail...
Dad wuz up affore the larm klok buzzzz'd :eek:.
We all got spiffied up an startd out fur suppliez. "Too hot fur you guyz" sez Dad, so we got dumped inna Shop :mad:. Dad went shoppin by hizzelf...
He rounded up a bagga Dawg Krunch an sum kottin ballz to kleen up Boots wiff; but no new Kitty Krunch - the Food Shop duzint stock the low kal stuff :mad: Dad jest fired off a e-mail to the kumpanie askin fur a sample.
Then he headed ober to the Klinik to grabba Kat!
Boots here - inna Foul Frame of Mind! :mad:
Whudda week this has been!
Back & forth to the Vet's Place, pipe's in - pipe's out - STILL kant pee rite. Pillz, pillz an more pillz! Got wurried yesterday - wound up at anudder place that stunk like a hoppsbittel. Nice gurl in green skrubbiez started pawin all ober me - thermy stick uppa butt, lissnin ta my insides, pokin my tummie... Then Dad lays a bunch kissiez an LEAVES me. Inna cell kage fur a while; then out an onna kold table. Then laffin gas an I dont member nuffin...
Woked up (sorda) inna cell agin wiffa blankie...
Bucha udder kritters asside me an unner me. Lotta gurlz in skrubbiez fussin ober allua us. Summa us gotz wadder, sum gots mushie food - *I* dint! Doc Lisa visited an checks her handywerk - then sez "Sleepie tight, Boots", shutz offa lites, and they all goez home! Glad I wuz doppy - buncha the udder guys inna cells *snored* all nite!
This mornin Doc Lisa pops in atta crack-a-dawn an drags me out - back onna table. Played around wiff my butt summore an took out anudder pipe thingy. Back inna cell - she said I'd get sum grub whenna Nursey Gurls got in, then it wuz "Bye, see ya inna week" an off she goez. Jest gotz back asleep whenna lites go on anna gurlz start servin breakfast. Not my flavour - lemmie alone!
Dad finally showz up - recconized hiz talkin :). Nursey dragz me out an turnz me uppy-side-down anna Guy Doc splains whut they dun. Removed my WHUT? Nunbuddie azk'd ME bout that! Oh well, iffin I kan pee; who cares? Lotta furr missin back there.
We're atta shop now. Cinner anna SmokeMutt did a lotta *sniffin* an checked me out. Smoke sez I don't look too bad - must notta used a chain saw on me like they did on him. Layin on papurs ta keep me kleen - kinda boorin...
I wunna *THANK* allua my FurKid buddiez - boffa Katz annd Dawggiez, anna Hoominz, fur all the Reelee Wunnerful Thoughts an Prayerz ya been sendin me since this all started last munth!! Dad sez wiffout alla support I might be up onna Bridge chasin butterfliez.
Hey Fister - they gonna get *radikal* wiff you an re-plumm you, too? So far it'z not TOO bad - kinda wish they'd dun it a munth ago stedda shuvin all thoze pipe up my butt! :rolleyes: Hope ya getz to feelin better, Fis - keep *peein* - makez the Hoominz Happie!
THANKz Agin, All you Pet Talkerz!!
/s/ Boots the Kat :D
Boots-a-Gram ~ Mundee Report ~
Hi Ebberbuddie ~ Boots finally checkin in...
Dad's been helpin Miz Liz wiffa Buddy photo and fussin over me...
Sorrie to keep ya'all hangin.
Sunday wuz a bit of a challenge - *I* refuzed to
eat or drink - Nuffin!
Dad gotz out the lil syringe sqwirt gun an started shootin wadder inta my mouff :mad:. Summtimez I'd do a lil pee; udder times jest lay down an *pout*.
This mornin (6 AM) I ate a few pieces a krunch, then Dad *shootz* summore wadder. He went backa bed.
Bout 8 a-klok he kumz in an I dun a poop, a few lil pees, AND truned the sandy box wiffa papurz innit *kompleetly* uppy-side-down!
ANNNND opened up the tubby slider door an wuz prowlin round the baffroom... :D
I came ober for head bumpiez, rubbin and a lotta PUrrrrrin whilst he wuz powderin his nose an stuff.
Still hadda *red* butt an he dint like that. Gotz tossed inna kar wiffa MuttKidz an brung to the Shop. I think'd we wuz gettin purdy close to heading fur wunna the White Coat Labs... So's I jumped inna papur sandy box he brung along an did a purdy good lil pee.
All day long he'z been *sqwirtin* wadder down me!
I dun a kupla lil pee'z - he'z wunderin how'z kum he putz more IN than *I* pump out... :confused:
He keepz *pookin* me ribbz an tummy - I nebber cry or nuffin. An I dont stand inna box an *strain* no more; jest give a quickie sqwat an if nuffin happenz, I jump rite out. He thinkz that's a gud sine.
Still leavin a lil red *blop* when I do manage a pee.
Lil while ago he drug out the kotten ballz an purOxide an did a mager kleen-up onna bum :eek:.
Sez there'z a lil red stuff *seepin* round the zipper. He duzint seem *Too* wurried bout that - guess it'z too late ;) to go see a White Coat now! :D
I triez to stay *alert* enuff that he duzint get overlee wurried. Prolly better do a kupla pee'z whilst he'z watchin - or I'z gonna wind up atta White Coat Lab tumorrow :(.
I kan do wiffout anudder trip back there. :rolleyes:
Mee-owww at'cha all Laterz...
/s/ Boots, the DripKat :D
Re: Boots-a-Gram ~ Mundee Report ~
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Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
Hi Ebberbuddie ~ Boots finally checkin in...
This mornin (6 AM) I ate a few pieces a krunch, then Dad *shootz* summore wadder. He went backa bed.
Bout 8 a-klok he kumz in an I dun a poop, a few lil pees, AND truned the sandy box wiffa papurz innit *kompleetly* uppy-side-down!
ANNNND opened up the tubby slider door an wuz prowlin round the baffroom... :D
'Mornin' Boots :)
By your above statement I take it you're feelin' a little better this mornin'. :)
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I came ober for head bumpiez, rubbin and a lotta PUrrrrrin whilst he wuz powderin his nose an stuff.
I'm sure this made your dad real happy. See, purrin' and head bumpin' is another real good sign that you're feelin' better. Now if you would drink the water on your own, he could stop squirtin' it in you. You just gotta keep drinkin' so youz can keep makin' them little damp spots in the sand which we know is very important.
Get some much needed rest, but keep drinkin' and peein' and don't forget to nibble on those krunchies now and then too. You're doing such a good job and we're all so proud of you for pullin' through like this. Tubby sends head bumpies and Peanut sends chin scritchies to help you get better. :)