underwhere? :confused:
what happened to the chicken that crossed the road?
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underwhere? :confused:
what happened to the chicken that crossed the road?
She was made into a roadkill sandwich after being hit by a semi! Look where you are going chickens!!!
How fast is "in the blink of an eye"?
blink of an eye is how long it takes to loose sight of a snail. ( I know, I've tried. )
How many wild pens are there in the world?
6
Why do some animals sleep tummy up?
those are the ones that feel safe that way, usually the ones that haven't been spay/neutered. :rolleyes:
why do we often see orange, yellow, pink green (ect) hilighters
but never black hilighters?
I've got to think, "outside the box" :eek:
Black High lighers , being the most rare, are normally used to "feed Knowlege" I wish there was more censorship!!!!
Is it really necessary to read books these days?
No, especially "instruction manuals".
Why do rolling stones gather no moss?
That Rock and Roll band still has teen aged fans pawing the moss off from them!!!!!! :eek:
What is a door knob?
A big pimple on doors! :eek:
How can a person get to the moon?
Beam me up, Scotty!
Who is Tony Blair?
Tony Blair? :confused: Never heard of HER, seriously... :rolleyes:
Why do cameras need batteries?
To justify the restraining orders..batteries..get it. hm never mind. lol.
What sport are balance beams used in?
Football.
What are balls for?
To play marbles with.
How is applesauce made?
With computer components.
What's your favorite topping on a banana split?
Dog Fur- which is free !
What is the moon made of ? ( can't say cheese ! ) :)
Its what the sun puked up :eek:
why can't we paint the roses mauve?
Because they bite
Why do we use the keyboard?
because, so many of us don't know how to send morse code!!! :D
If one dog is named Georgia ( cap: Atlanta) and another dog is named Alaska, (cap.Juno) what is the capital of "Buddy"? :D :D :D
Italy.
What is a dress?
Where nobody lives.
What is cast iron?
Iron that's wearing a cast!
What is metal?
metal?
It is a generic brand of *jello*!!! Doesn't taste as good though!!!
What are tweezers?
Jeans for a teenager!
What is in tomato sauce?
plaster of paris.
what color is your dog's favorite?
Well, I don't have a dog any more but my last one, Smokey, his favorite color was burp-le. :D
How long is the 12th of never?
approximatly 16 centimeters.
Are horiscopes good ways to make decisions?
Sure, specially for those under the sign of CRONK! ;)
How many frogs fill up a pond?
zero.
Why do cats chase strings?
so they can replace the ones that are worn out on their guitars, love those jazz cats, always ready for a new rif!!! (twang) :eek:
Do jazz cats wear sunglasses?
Hey, JALB, Princess looks just like my Leonardo!!!! :D
Oh, yeah, back to the question: of course Jazz cats wear sunglasses. No cool cat would be caught without them!!!
Why are skunks so stinky?
skunks are "stinky"? Woops, better change my preference for cologne!!!! :eek: ( I often wondered why............ :rolleyes:
Why did Alice "chase" the white rabbit?
She heard rabbits feet are lucky!
How much gas can an ant pass? ;)
Have you posted any pictures of Leonardo?Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Yes, under cat general under "Beam me up Scotty" there is one where he is laying almost in the same position as Princess!Quote:
Originally Posted by JALB
He's also under Leonardo an ET? under cat general and on the Purrno thread.
He's probably in other places too. :D
I can't even SEE the pictures!!!! :( :mad: :confused:
buuuuuummmmmpppp
Jalb, you are simply cracking me up!!!!! :D :D
Have you sent momoffuzzyfaces a private message?
the buuuuuummmp entry really made me start laughing, thank you for playing this game, and for providing great thread games as well.
Is Leonardo everywhere on Pet talk???? :eek: :D :D
forgive me Jalb, I could not resist!!! You are sensational!!!!!!!
Here you go JALB: two pics of Leonardo
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3...ut000_0675.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d3...do000_0677.jpg
How long is the 12th of Never? is this the question now?
:D :D :D let me catch my breath !!! :D :D
I have to be wrong , of course!! finding home keys while laughing!!! :D
I'd say, according to the wrong game rules. can't use "second power" huh!!
a mini mult second!! my final answer!!!!
Name your favorite U.S. President :eek: