so it can be all bendy and sticky.
why do we print things on paper?
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so it can be all bendy and sticky.
why do we print things on paper?
To keep ink stores in business!
What are marbles?
they are square rocks!
why do we sleep on a bed?
Because the couch is uncomfortable.
Why do we have chairs?
so we can jump on them
why do we have music?
So we can turn the volume up so loud to annoy everyone!
Why do we learn to write?
So we will have something to read.
Why do dogs wag their tails?
To keep cool on hot days.
What are birds?
Birds are warm- blooded reptiles.
What do history teachers teach?
Cooking!
What is a baker's dozen?
5 brand new crayola crayons!
Who is Paul Martin?
He is a private message.
What are towels for?
Towels are for getting wet
What does :eek: mean?
I thought it was just gas! ;)
What is Chiffon?
The light fluffy stuff you put on pie!!!
Why do chickens have such ugly feet?
They got them from crossing the road so much.
What is a magnet?
They got them from crossing the street so much.
What is a magnet?
Hair nets for maggots.
What causes wrinkles?
Clapping your hands too much.
Why do pigeons swim?
Because Princess was chasing it!
What letter is this? X
vanilla ice cream cones
whats a donkey?
Lots of politicians!
How big is a full moon?
The size of one atom.
What is a calculator?
Someone who plots on how to get their own way.
Why do ducks waddle?
Because It's impolite to widdle in public ! ;)
Why is the sky blue but the grass green?
The sky is blue b/c it failed it's algebra test.
And the grass is green with envy, the sky's infinite qualities.
Why do dogs chew bones?
Dogs chew bones to recharge their tail wagging muscles!!!
Where do Dogs store their bones for future chewing ?
under your feet.
What time is it in Australia?
The Sun is just rising now, Koala's are crawling back into their trees after a night on the town!!!!
Why aren't there any girraffes in Australia?
Because they don't carry Prada shoes there.
What does a koala bear do for fun on friday night?
Tease the local Penguins to try and get them fired up.
Why do things grow?
because staying the same would be too boring.
What is a printer?
A printer is that thing you read with... I forget what is't called... OH YEA, it's called a printer ! ! :D :rolleyes:
What do you do with a calender?
Check for full moons and then make sure you do crazy things on those dates.
What type of pencil is best for sketching?
The best pencil for sketching would be the rubber kind that bend !
How can dogs have hind dew-claws removed ?
It's impossible b/c there is always dew on the grass the morning.
what bird sings the best songs?
That happend to my dog with her previous owners, ( I wanted to know cuz I thought they didn't have hind dew-claws )Quote:
Originally Posted by zoey
Basset Birds sing the best songs.
Do chinese breeds of dogs use chop sticks, too?
well of course Chinese dogs use Chop Sticks!!!!! There are chop trees all over the place in China!!!!
What is a Ric Shaw?
yeah he was that blonde kid that played on a sit-com in the 80s.
how many beers until everyone looks good looking?
Just a sip of beer and even I look like a Goddess!!!
Who was simple simon?