When people ask their kids "Do you want a spanking?" Like they are going to say yes to that one.
Your going to be attacked by your pit bull. :mad: That one really upsets me.
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When people ask their kids "Do you want a spanking?" Like they are going to say yes to that one.
Your going to be attacked by your pit bull. :mad: That one really upsets me.
''Rats with wings'' :mad: Where is a hammer when I need one :p
This saying is stupid but I love it..on my siggy...''Life is hard....harder when your stupid''
The worst saying yet to me is.....''Hey Christina wanna see a full moon'' :rolleyes:
Some people may not get it..lets just say this moon is..a pain in the arse.
Also its stupid when girls come up to me and say ''is that a pigeon?'' there are like over 100 pigeons near each corner and there asking me this question..worse sometimes they dont even know what type of bird it is. :rolleyes:
I have a good one. "Expect the unexpected." If you expect the unexpected then it's not the unexpected anymore. It is by default the expected. You can never expect the truly unexpected.
LOL, deep, right? :D ;)
I used to love to climb trees when I was a kid. Mom would always tell me, "don't come running to me when you fall out of that tree and break your leg". :D
I hate it when people say about the corgis, "What happened to their legs??" :rolleyes: It really annoys me, I think it's rude.
My whole family (and everyone here) knows that we would have dearly loved to have another baby soon after Cali, but due to my RA have been advised not to.
Earlier this month (on my 35th Birthday) I had the following conversation with my (very annoying) FIL:
FIL: So, do you feel any older
Me: Nope, but I am tired today, as Cali had her innoculations yesterday and I was up all night with her
FIL: Ah well, you are older and wiser now, so you won't be having any more
HUH??? He has said A LOT of annoying and insensitive things over the years - but that was a prize-winner!!!
Just a couple of days ago, I was chatting to a neighbor, and mentioned how stressed I am about this move to Lagos.
Then, about the cats, I said " I am really worried about my cats too, I have a foster for Connor, but nothing definate for Ally yet"
Her response? "Oh, THAT's the least of your worries"
(Of course that's what the rest of the world thinks, but here on PT we know differently - at least you all understand!)
"Break a leg"-Never did quite understand that one.
"Is that a horse or a dog?"-Hmmm...now what do you think :rolleyes:
"Your not that old"-Well how old is that old???
When I tell people to enjoy their meal and they say "You too" :p
"Why would you do that to yourself?"
"But you'd be so much prettier without those!"
"You know those leaves scars right?"
"So you're a punk?"
"Did it hurt"?
I can tolerate most stupid people.. but when people notice my piercings, they ALWAYS say one of the above. The one that bugs me most is "Did it hurt?".. no, it didn't. I just stuck a needle through myself and thought "oh! What a pleasant feeling!" :rolleyes:
You can only have depression if something horriable has happened to you :rolleyes:
cats aren't very loving :rolleyes:
Fish don't have Feelings :mad:
Heh, Ashley. I am with you on those.
Every time my MIL brings up one of mine or Troys tattoos or piercings she rants about how she is going to go get a tattoo on her boob and show it off to everyone. :rolleyes: I'm always saying, "Yeah, good luck with that."
Uh oh, guilty! :oQuote:
Originally Posted by anna_66
I agree , and because I have mine under my eye they always say how did they do that..uhh they stuck the needle through just as is, like are you stupid obviously they have to clamp it. I hate the first two you said like gee thanks alot. My grandma always says them too me. Same with tattoos it drives me insane!Quote:
Originally Posted by binka_nugget
Clerks at Safeway are apparently automatically programmed to ask if you want help out with your groceries. I often go there to pick up a quick sandwich of cup of soup for lunch and they ALWAYS ask if I want help out with my order :rolleyes: Just to get them back, I sometimes say yes and see if they react ... they often just stare at me like "Wha?" :rolleyes:
Heehee that reminds me, at Panera Bread, if you get a bagel, they always ask, "Would you like that sliced?" I always say no, but for some reason that is an unacceptable answer, because they always forget. It usually takes a few more repititions of "Did you say that you wanted that sliced?" for them to get it :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RedHedd