What bumper stickers I have are not on my car. I have three decals on my car windows.
A Bobby Labonte decal and an American flag decal on the back window.
A Dog Scouts of America decal on the rear passenger window.
:D
I have a couple of stickers that say:
Don't Interrupt Me When I'm Talking To Myself
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
My other ride is a broom.
:D