Dad'z Sunday Drive wiffa Three Amigos ~
Dad left da howze at 7:55 AM and found THIS :eek: on our road >>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...c/fa4b0065.jpg
Innerstate wuz a lil better inna right lane; but
it took him 40 minnitz to drive 26 miles east to meet Roger anna Houndiez. Snow fallin an the road gettin *worser* the further east he went.
He pullz in MickeyD's place at 8:35 = " a few minnitz urlee" (he thunk) an grabz a bite anna kawfee. The view >>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...4/fa4af3f4.jpg
Dat's when Rog called an sed he wuz 95 miles away
an crawlin thru LOTTSA *s*n*o*w*...
Dad sipped kawfee an moved outta da way while Mickey plowed the ever-increasing snow in da lot.
Rog anna Houndiez pulled in at 11:15 drippin gobbz of *slush*. Radio sed we had 3-4" onna ground wiff summore comin...
Ebberbuddie *out* fur a pee break - anudder 15 minnitz ta make 3 patchez of yeller snow... Load Up, belt in, pass da PaperWerk anna snakz, Furget ta take PIXz, an they're OFF - onlee about 2 hourz behind skedule.
Lil "Moses" krashed onna frunt seet before they hit da innerstate.>>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...4/fa4af3dc.jpg
"James Bond" started *Singin* Chrissmus Carolz wiffa radio an "Timber" joined in onna chorus. Dad started wunderin iffin they mite like it bettur ridin inna trunk? Da Boyz inna back settled down aftur dey gotz movin along.
Tankz to da Guyz inna Big Yeller Trukz, da Innerstate ha gotten bettur durrin da *wait* - onlee took 16 minnits da squish thru da *slush* an drive back 16 milez to da TurnPike. Dad grabbed da *dont get nuttin fur free* kupon outta da robot tikit spitter an they headed west.
WoW - *BARE* Road! Still *slusshie* snow onna udder side.
Diskovur'd WHY inna mile or two...
Seems da TurnPike folkz dont like NO *s*n*o*w* sittin on their lil boulevard! Gotz a hole ARMY of Big Yeller Trukz fur fightin *s*n*o*w*...
Dad anna 3 Amigoz caught up to wunna da Gang Plow Task Forces - THREE *Humungus* Plow Trukz runnin almost side-by-side (at about 60 mph)! Wiff Frunt Plowz and Wing Plowz onna sidez, they cover da left berm, 3 traffik lanes, anna right berm in WUN PASS! Snow an *slussh* jest *fylin* offa road!
Cruised along behind da Flyin Wedge fur bout 20 milez;
den da plowz started throwin *sparkz*. Plowz UP an they pulled ober
ta make a Uey an kleen up da udder side of their zone.
Dad rolled down da winder an gib em a Big Wave onna way past!
Wun Plow gib a nice *honkety-honk* in return! :)
THREE Dawggie Hedz *pop up*!
HAMMER DOWN fur da next 50 milez.
Dad membur'd da kamra; tyme fur sum pix!
He startz *snappin pix* wun-handed (at 70 mph) :rolleyes: http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...e/fa4ae0ed.jpg
(Hard ta *aim* it ovur an behind yur hed!
Gud ting he warshed hiz earz! :p )
OK, here'z whut he wuz tryin ta get >>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...a/fa4ad480.jpg
annnd...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...1/fa4ae107.jpg
Now whilst Dad wuz turned half way round inna seet, snappin back seet pix, :rolleyes:, dey blew past a State Truperette sittin in her Kopper Kar at a Maintenance Garage driveway...
TANKfullie, she must notta seen da *FLASH* go off...
Kuz she musta thunk Dad wuz *WAVIN* a "hellow" ~
She *waved* back! ;)
Dad quit snappin pix fur a while an drove lookin inna look-back
winder - hopin he dint see no *Flashin RED Litez*!
He snapped a kupple more pix aftur da *Trupper Skare* wore off -
see da Album at:
"TRANSPORT - Dec 14, 2003"
Exzit 145 kame along an Dad paid sum munnie to da
**KUTE** lil Gurl inna lil howze beside da road;
den they started lookin fur Michelle at da Holiday Inn rent-a-room...
Three spinz around da parkin lot an wun cell call latur...
OH! THERE you are!
ALL OUT - pee break!
Moses wuzint Inna Mood; Jimmy B did a #1 ANNA #2!
They hop inta Michelle's kar an wait whist Timber wandurs around doin "not much" cept *sniffin*...
Michele's lil Krum-Ketchur/Ko-Pilut jumpz outta da kar (no coat on)
and splashez thu da *slussh* (no SHOES on!) to announce:
"Dawggie *pooh* Inna KAR! It *STINKZ*!!
Hmmmm... that wuld be MOSES, since Jimmy otta be emptee!
Kleen-Up complete, Timber secured, PapurWerk & Provisionz passed,
Pixz AGAIN furgotten; The Happie Kampurz bid G-Bye to Dad
and head west on Leg #3...
Dad jumpz back onna Pike and hedz home...
The Box Score ~
Total miles (round-trip) = 192 milez
Total TYME = 7 hourz an 25 minnitz
Overall Average Speed = 25.6 mph!!
Distance the Three Amigos actually MOVED = 90 milez!
So dat'z Dad'z Transport Tail...
an he'z stickin to it!!