Darn Work!!!!
Made miss again!!!!!!;)
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Darn Work!!!!
Made miss again!!!!!!;)
Better Wat-h What You Pray For!
The -at From God!
A true story about a pastor and his e-perien-e.
He had a kitten that -limbed up a tree in his ba-kyard and then was afraid to -ome down. The
pastor -oa-ed, offered warm milk, et-. The kitty would not -ome down. The tree was not
sturdy enough to -limb, so the pastor de-ided that if he tied a rope to his -ar and to the
tree and dro-e away so that the tree bent down, he -ould then rea-h up and get the kitten.
He did all this, -he-king his progress in the -ar fre-uently, then figured if he went -ust a
little bit further, the tree would be bent suffi-iently for him to rea-h the kitten. But as
he mo-ed a little further forward....the rope broke. The tree went "bong!" and the kitten
instantly sailed through the air out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all o-er
the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray
kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I -ust -ommit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about
his business.
A few days later he was at the gro-ery store, and met one of his -hur-h members. He happened
to look into her shopping -art and was ama-ed to see -at food. Now this woman was a -at
hater and e-eryone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying -at food when you hate -ats
so mu-h?" She replied, "You won't belie-e this," and told him how her little girl had been
begging her for a -at, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the -hild had begged
again, so the mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gi-es you a -at, I'll let you
keep it." She told the pastor, "I wat-hed my -hild go out in the yard, get on her knees, and
ask God for a -at. And really, pastor, you won't belie-e this, but I saw it with my own
eyes. A kitten suddenly -ame flying out of the blue sky, with its paws spread out, and
landed right in front of her."
Letters Left:
C J Q V X Z
Miss Meow: 109A, 161T = 379
Jessica12345: 188E, 85I, 31G = 577
Karen: 106O, 68S, 23M = 312
NoahsMommy: 81N = 81
Felicia's Mom: 82R = 82
CheshireKatt: 54L, 24k, 28B = 106
delidog: 40U, 98H, 33F, 36W = 247
bluecat: 36Y, 71D = 107
luckies4me: 26P = 26
That looks like a funny story....a "C" please
Better Watch What You Pray For!
The Cat From God!
A true story about a pastor and his e-perience.
He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The
pastor coa-ed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not
sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and to the
tree and dro-e away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.
He did all this, checking his progress in the car fre-uently, then figured if he went -ust a
little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as
he mo-ed a little further forward....the rope broke. The tree went "bong!" and the kitten
instantly sailed through the air out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all o-er
the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray
kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I -ust commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about
his business.
A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened
to look into her shopping cart and was ama-ed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat
hater and e-eryone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats
so much?" She replied, "You won't belie-e this," and told him how her little girl had been
begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged
again, so the mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gi-es you a cat, I'll let you
keep it." She told the pastor, "I watc-hed my child go out in the yard, get on her knees,
and ask God for a cat. And really, pastor, you won't belie-e this, but I saw it with my own
eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws spread out, and
landed right in front of her."
Letters Left:
J Q V X Z
Miss Meow: 109A, 161T = 379
Jessica12345: 188E, 85I, 31G = 577
Karen: 106O, 68S, 23M = 312
NoahsMommy: 81N = 81
Felicia's Mom: 82R = 82
CheshireKatt: 54L, 24k, 28B = 106
delidog: 40U, 98H, 33F, 36W = 247
bluecat: 36Y, 71D = 107
luckies4me: 26P = 26
Fuzzy317: 36C = 36
Cheshirekatt got the correct answer! :)
Better Watch What You Pray For!
The Cat From God!
A true story about a pastor and his experience.
He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The
pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not
sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and to the
tree and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.
He did all this, checking his progress in the car frequently, then figured if he went just a
little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as
he moved a little further forward....the rope broke. The tree went "bong!" and the kitten
instantly sailed through the air out of sight. The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over
the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray
kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about
his business.
A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened
to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat
hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats
so much?" She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her little girl had been
begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged
again, so the mom finally told her little girl, "Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you
keep it." She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees,
and ask God for a cat. And really, pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own
eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws spread out, and
landed right in front of her."
We will wait to see if we have our next hoster :)
Yay! But most you other guys did all the work. :D I'll have a new one ready on Thursday.
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