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Hey, I think we need to go light on the guys - they are taking on a rough job to fit into Richard's shoes and tend the bar. I mean DO YOU want to take care of the Orc? Ha - he's a slippery character.
(I mean the Orc not Lady's Human or Wombat - hee hee)
Uh Oh, the Orc is putting mustard on the hot dogs and flipping them
at the wall to see how many he can get to stick. Explain that to
any new customers................:D:D
Well it appears that the temporary help is late for work this a.m. Figures! :rolleyes:
I've got the coffee on and the grill is getting hot. I'm making sausage, egg and cheese on a toasted English Muffin.
Anyone here hungry - besides me? I also have some cheese danish if anyone needs to grab a bite and run. Help yourselves. :)
Hey, whaddaya expect, lousy tips, constant harassment, and oddball visitations from mythical creatures smearing all-too-real hot dogs all over the wall.
And we STILL keep the place clean.
But I'll take some breakfast if you're cookin. :p
Sausage and eggs are sizzlin' and will be done shortly. Have a seat and a cup of java while you wait. Quiet please tho - let sleeping Orc's lie....:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
He's got no choice......he's duct taped to the bar until David gets the durned remote fixed.
I'ze had it!
Ah good morning all! Nice to see someone else is at work already too. Been a busy morning so far. Got a winter storm warning here. Could get up to a foot of SNOW tomorrow. Pretty sure that's no April Fool's Joke. Putting on some Green Tea if anyone's interested. Have a fabulous day all!!! :)
Gini, now the guys can take over the job of tending the bar, I can tend FULL-TIME dealing with the Orcster in my own special way!Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
QOP, you're not alone in dealing with the S-word.
Speaking of S-words, how about a Spam catapult game?
http://www.spamspamspamspam.co.uk/go/game/
:p
Just for you, WOm!
"Fetchez la vache!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
pssst: Orc-- try it with bologna next!Quote:
Orc is putting mustard on the hot dogs and flipping them at the wall to see how many he can get to stick
Don't give him any ideas!!!!
Hey, BTW, since when did Spam become expensive???????
Good morning, everyone. I guess I can get the bar cranked open. Orc's remote was , I'm sorry to say, beyond my ability to repair (after taking alot of hotdog meat out of it!) so I found an Orc remote that was water AND Orc proof!!
Hope it didn't cost too much, they're a bear to find.Quote:
Originally Posted by davidpizzica
Anyone for a western omelet and some coffee? I'll cook! (and where did that Wombat go....no one said ANYTHING about a 24 hour shift! :mad:)
Here I am all, returning from my weekly drunken binge. Now keep the noise down, I've got a hangover.
David, would you shut that bloody orc up in a cage or something ??? He's ruining the place, and carving names into my new shiny bar top.
Thanks LH for looking after the bar during my drunken absence....WHAT ??? The till is empty !!!! No wonder everyone is here. :p
Ok, taking orders now......
Hey Wom, now if your gonna take an extended leave from your bar duties, you better warn your replacement - LH - 24 hours is asking a lot of anyone to hang around this bar - especially with the ORC running amok!
David, thanks for taking care of the remote - there is nothing in the till because we had to take all of it to pay you back for the cost and your time!
So - everyone pay up on your tabs...............
Gee whiz I sound pretty bossy this Saturday - I'd better shut up and get a few things done - like clean up and make some food.
How about some chicken and dumplings?..................
Gini, I think a session in the L & F will cool Orc down for a while and help ease Wom's hangover. I also took away his knife collection!