Poor Paris

Reuters - France - May 8-

France's President Elect Proposes Name Change

At a news cenference after his win in the Franch Presidential election Nicolas Sarkozy has called for the city of Paris to change it's name to the "Biatch That Drives Drunk". The name change reflects the problems thet socialite Paris Hilton is facing due to her recent sentence.

"The 45 day jail term will allow all Pariaians to adapt to the new name and update all signs within the city limits." said Sarkozy.

Ms. Hilton was unable for comment. She currently has no publicist, so calls to her remained unanswered.

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Hilton will serve ALL her sentence in a jail in Lynwood, south of El Lay.

She will not be able to 'buy' her way into a smaller jail because of the charges and sentence.!

LOS ANGELES -- Free Paris!

That's the message in an online petition asking California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon the hotel heiress from the 45-day jail term she received over a parole violation.

The petition said that Hilton "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world" and "provides beauty and excitement" to people's mundane lives.


It compares a potential pardon for the 26-year-old socialite to President Gerald Ford's pardon of former President Richard Nixon.

By Tuesday morning, nearly 1,000 people had signed on to the petition.

A judge ordered Hilton on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Meanwhile, lawyers for Paris Hilton said that they're getting ready to appeal her sentence.

Hilton's lawyers said that they've taken the first step by filing a notice of appeal with the court. The document is required before a formal appeal can be lodged. The appeal itself will be filed on Friday.

"I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don't deserve this," Hilton told photographers assembled outside her home Saturday.

Previous Stories:
May 5, 2007: Paris To Be Isolated For Safety In Jail
May 4, 2007: Paris Hilton Sentenced To 45 Days In Jail

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Originally Posted by lizbud

LOS ANGELES -- Free Paris!

That's the message in an online petition asking California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to pardon the hotel heiress from the 45-day jail term she received over a parole violation.

The petition said that Hilton "provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world" and "provides beauty and excitement" to people's mundane lives.


It compares a potential pardon for the 26-year-old socialite to President Gerald Ford's pardon of former President Richard Nixon.

By Tuesday morning, nearly 1,000 people had signed on to the petition.

A judge ordered Hilton on Friday to report to a county jail by June 5 for violating the terms of her probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.

Meanwhile, lawyers for Paris Hilton said that they're getting ready to appeal her sentence.

Hilton's lawyers said that they've taken the first step by filing a notice of appeal with the court. The document is required before a formal appeal can be lodged. The appeal itself will be filed on Friday.

"I feel that I was treated unfairly and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted and I don't deserve this," Hilton told photographers assembled outside her home Saturday.

Previous Stories:
May 5, 2007: Paris To Be Isolated For Safety In Jail
May 4, 2007: Paris Hilton Sentenced To 45 Days In Jail

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1000 people ??? Is that how many people like her ????
Wow.....that' a lot !!!! :rolleyes:
Wom

Poor baby indeed! She's lucky I'm not the judge. I'd add an extra day to her jail stay every time she whinned about it!!!
AND for her going to Govenor Arnold, I'd give her another month! :rolleyes:

You know she will write all about her horrible experience and make even more money. May as well make the story really interesting! :D

[QUOTE=RICHARD]LOLOLOL, Well, she better procreate soon- or there will be no one to carry on the family name.

Yeah but how would we know what the exact name was ???? Unless of course she gave a the child her maiden surname. If the choice was the fathers surname, then we may as well just drag out a dictionary and pull words out of it at random. :p
Wom

Did she really say that she cannot go to jail because she brings "beauty and entertainment into peoples lives"

This was an item on the breakfast news over here and I nearly died laughing :D

She has already got fair or better treatment then non-celebritys in her case. The judge ordered her to go to jail on June 5th, if I am not mistaken if it was a non-celebrity would go to jail right away after the sentencing. She needs to be in jail even longer, there is way to many young girls following in her shoes.

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You know she will write all about her horrible experience and make even more money. May as well make the story really interesting! :D

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MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing.... :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Brody's Mum

Did she really say that she cannot go to jail because she brings "beauty and entertainment into peoples lives"

This was an item on the breakfast news over here and I nearly died laughing :D

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't hear that but it would not surprise me one bit. That's awesome.

What will we do without her providing beauty and entertainment for those 45 days.... I might go into withdrawl :(

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Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary

MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing.... :rolleyes:

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Unless it's a cheque or signing her name on her credit card.

Paris Hilton? Beauty? Pardon me, but I seem to be missing the connection somewhere.

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Originally Posted by Flatcoatluver

She has already got fair or better treatment then non-celebritys in her case. The judge ordered her to go to jail on June 5th, if I am not mistaken if it was a non-celebrity would go to jail right away after the sentencing. She needs to be in jail even longer, there is way to many young girls following in her shoes.

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I agree about her treatment over this case. I do think it's so sad that
young women feel they have no other role model in their familes, or personal
lives, that they have to turn to Hilton to measure themselves against. :(

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Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary

MOFF...you are assuming she is capable of writing.... :rolleyes:

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HAH !!!! This has got to be a theme for the next blonde joke of the year :D
Wom

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1773

LOL Oh my goodness.

She can't testify in her slander suit because she is too fragile and distraught with her fears of going to jail. WELL..... BOOHOO. She could have prevented that from happening if she just obeyed the law. Maybe she will throw herself a pity party :rolleyes:

One of the funniest things I heard today was the news story of the Sheriff from Arizona- Arpaio? who wants Hilton to visit his jail!

Prisoners live in tents in the desert, are fed meals that cost the county 17 cents and have to work on chain gangs..

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Another amusting thing was the pictures of her walking into jail..

LOLOLOLOL,

She looked like she swallowed a turd.
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Aaron Spellings wife posted an open letter to her about her impending jail stint...
Spelling also did the same for the father of Anna Nicole's kid..

Hmmm, Now that she owns a film/TV production company do you see any made for TV movies in her future?