I did say I was bad!!!!!!!!
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I did say I was bad!!!!!!!!
Bad is allowed - that's Thursdays - bad jokes and fun!;)
Just as well...coz even with practice I don't think they would get any better!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
Hey - has anyone got any food?
Double-groan!!!!!!! That's almost as bad as....
What did the termite say when he walked into the bar?
Where's the bar-tender!!! :rolleyes:
So it's lunchtime here and I've got a hankering for some onion rings. MOFF???? How about you wipe that blueberry gunk off Mario face and we go and make us up batch???? Then after we eat we can start on that birthday cake. Oh Gini will be so excited!!!!
**slaps hand on mouth** Oh, oh I think I spilled the beans!!! :o
Sounds good to me!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by slick
I don't think Gini heard a thing. She's playing in the groan a roni. Is that a cousin of macaroni? :eek: :D
:D I could be rice-a-roni's relative. OK, now we're being just plain silly....but isn't that was Thurday's is all about? At least we've cleaned ourselves up from a few years ago. Remember the "unmentionables" hanging from the rafters and Mario swinging from chandlier?? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Feels dumb, as I don't get that joke - however, .... if you take the pee out of the pants, all you're left with is ..... ants! :D :p
Mario looks SO cute in those pics!
I think I'll switch to blueberry tea for the afternoon shift.
Perhaps I should have said underpants, knickers, whatever....as I know you call trousers, pants ?? Would that have made it more funny?!
Plus - it's nearly 10pm here...so can I be forgiven coz it's been a long week and nearly time for bed????
Just gotta say this.... if life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys!
Can I have some onion rings with that, please?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
:D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Randi
I like the way you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Randi
Mario - can you save some of those blueberries for tomorrow's waffles?
Time to get off my rear end,..
I got some waffles on the griddle...yep, it's only 9 o'clock here..but let's party.
CL,
First waffle is yours!
DONE!
Hi BB.
Randi,
One large BM and an order of O-Rings.
DONE!
Hi Redd,
Some B berry Tea?
DONE!
Slick,
You just mentioned the unmentionables! :eek:
KK, Drop the bar rag and I'll get you a drink!
DONE!
BF,
One scotch?
DONE!
LP
One more LIT?
DONE!
Hey bartender - it's my birthday...........champagne for everyone!!
(please)
Done!
:d
OMG - I didn't realize. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GINI. :D :cool: You are such a wonderful, generous person. Hope you had a great day.Quote:
Originally Posted by gini