<Tubby picks up God's HotLine> <dials the Durt Ball Prayer Line>
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Hey Kids; your God's Phone is <ringin>!
Herrow?? ... Oh, HI, Tubby!! How's our Favorite BridgeKat doin?
Ya don't say! Chief Kat Pilot on Silver Klowd 1 - nice goin, Bub!
Oh, OK - we'll patch ya right through to Miz Debbie inna Rollin Howze ...
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Herrow, MOM?
HI - it's Tubby callin ... bout lil Sis - Peanut ...
She's been talkin to God this week ... an she figgers it might be Tyme ta
drop into Bridge HQ fur sum R&R anna lil tune-up. She sez she's dun jest
about all wun lil Kitty kan do wiff Brudder CJ ... sez he wuzza a life's werk
jammed into her retirement years! Wiffa eyes goin dark, it's hard fur her to
keep track of da Big Snott - an harder still ta <BIFF> him onna noze!
Ennieway, she sez she'll sine-off on his Papurz an promote him to
Furst Kat status affore she leaves.
We'z all a lil wurried bout Daddy ... bein so tite wiff PeaNutter ... kan
you Guys share CJ or should I line you up fur anudder Needy/Lonely Kitty?
OK - *Think* about it - but don't wait too long ... don't want ole CJ thinkin
he ownz da place!
We're litin up all da Kandilz we got, ta lite uppa Bridge runway ...
anna GranMom's are bakin Welcome to Peanut kakes & kookies in God's Kitchen ...
so we're purdy much ready fur her Trip to da Bridge.
God's comin along onna Silver Klowd - yeah - http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/frown.gif HE's insistin HE's gonna drive!
NUTZ!
He promised He'll let Peanut sit onna Lap an steer ... an that we'll swing past
da old Ranch Howze at Burr Ridge so she can *wave* at da NutRatz!
An Don't WURRIE, Mom ~~~ Peanut's my lil Sister - I'll be takin GOOD Care of her!
Head-Bumpies to You an Daddy ... Motor Safe an THANKS fu da Memories!!
/s/ Tubby