looks like a great party tonight. I heard something about sitting on the roof. I'm up for that. I used to sit on the roof all the time when we had a house with an accessible roof.
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looks like a great party tonight. I heard something about sitting on the roof. I'm up for that. I used to sit on the roof all the time when we had a house with an accessible roof.
Oh David! I've been watching for you! Remember how your wish from Santa was to meet Moosmom face to face? ;) I have an idea how to make that happen. Interested? I will pm you.
I ran all the way to the Cyber Bar again~ and I know my money isn't any good here now :D
Sooo, I've made up a Clean Joke to share~
An elderly woman consulted a "medium" , in Hopes of communicating with her desceased Husband during the Christmas Season~
When she arrived at the address , that was printed on a small white business card, she was politely escorted to a small candle lit room and given a seat among several guests at a table.
Everyone joined hands and closed their eyes as the "medium" entered into a trance, calling upon the soul of her Dear Husband, Chester :o
A few moments later, the table trembled, the candle flames flickered, and then, the voice of her Dearly Departed Chester came through, and filled the room~
"Chester, Darling", the elderly woman responded , " Is it really YOU?"
"Yes, Honey", came the soft reply ~
"OH, Chester, My Dear~ She said, " I know you must be in Heaven~
"Can you tell me What Heaven looks like?"
A long pause~
" I see wide open blue skies, spacious snow covered prairies that spread as far as my eyes can see, below the distant Mountains , and Fresh Flowing Streams~
The elderly Woman was amazed~ and exclaimed:
"Chester, I've never pictured Heaven looking at all like that"!!!
Where as , Chester replied;
"Heaven, Who said I was in Heaven?"~ "I'm a Bull, in Colorado"
Now, can I have have some egg nog? ( with a sprinkle of nutmeg?)
LOL, You sure can...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
DONE!
Why is Colorado taking all the heat lately?
I'll be back to fill your drink orders...
What is red and white and goes, OH, OH, OH?
I don't know, what is red and white and goes OH OH OH?
I can't think.This nog must have affected my brain!
Thanks Slick for thinking of Nakita. Yesterday I was hopeful Nakita was on the mend, but my hopes were dashed. Still syringe feeding her this morning and not sure what the future holds except a lot of tests.
** big sigh **
Forget a drink, pass the bottle bartender. I'm going to pull out all my hair soon if nothing changes. Why can't Nakita be like other normal cats and get UTI's or URI's? Oh yeah, I forgot, she's unique. :rolleyes: ;)
A bottle for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Russian Blue
Done!
And a bunch of prayers for Nakita.
KK,
What's red and white and goes OH, Oh, Oh?
sualc atnaS (dyslexic Santa Claus!) :rolleyes: :D
CS,
DO NOT SUGGEST DAVID MAIL HIMSELF!! :eek:
TG,
Mario has the habit of tossing people's keys on the roof.. be careful, people may want you to be a valet and get their keys for them! :eek:
David,
One refill on the nog? done!
How about some festive margaritas? With mint or something, aye?
One of my cats has escaped into the outside world and I fear she may never come back.
Geez... Who is that little dancing weirdo over there? He's got a candy cane hanging from each nostril. :o
Wolflady...
This is what friends are for...Hang in there.
One day at a time!
LOH,
A nog for the noggin!
DONE!
Lh must be busting butt at work...Hey DUDE, where are you!
Redd,
Nog and GB cat....LOL, I almost thought you said that you were Christmas Rapping!
ANd when the presents are finished you can say DONE!
CC,
For your rhyme you can have two nogs....DONE!
Catland,
Nog for your contribution....I can always count on you!
Say hi to BYron for me...
DONE!
CS,
Your invitation to WL was better than ZI could have said.
Hot Chocolate for the road, What are you drinking? ;)
DONE!
Slickmeister,
Un drop du lemon!
DONE!
C&S,
Why does a vibrating organ pipe make me laugh?
God arrest thee Mary Gentile men?
Liz,
One Nog with a splash of Irish..
DONE!
Hi Laurie Baker...
We can count on you to get the party rolling!
Hi Randi!
You must nog with us... Nog is really good.....especially after a good meal..
DoNE!
MOFF, how's about a ride in the sled?
DONE?
WR,
Thanks for pointing out that Mario has my candy canes in his nose.... :p
I woke up with the front door open and ED GONE!
I said a few words like )(*&^* and @*%^$^%
I looked outside and there was ED next to the bird cage....Everything will be OK!
DONE!
RICHARD, I'd never fit in the mailbox, and the UPS people would have a heck of a time delivering me to Donna!Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Ooooo, goodie!!! Can I drive? :DQuote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Oh, Dasher and Dancer and Rudolph and all you other reindeers....
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :eek:
Oh well valet means I get to drive everyone's cars only I don't know how to drive a stick so could ruin a few in the process.
My cat ran disappeared for three days when we moved but then found her way back on her own so that could still work out.
YAY! It's DONE! It's DONE! I'll have a cuppa 'nog, please. :D
I was trying to come back with something clever and smartalecky but I love this bar, come as you are... and all I really want to say is I love each and every one of you and wish us all a very happy, heathy, warm, wonderful Christmas... doG bless us one and all ~
Slips in quietly to surprise everyone with a round of drinks.
Here is to a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS FILLED WITH LOVE for
each and everyone of you. Rascal Annie and Emma wanted to come along too and send a few purrs to all.
Better enjoy the quiet because around New Years Eve this place will be jumping.
MERRY CHRISTMAS XXOO