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Originally Posted by dukedogsmom
Between you and me....I am afraid of stalkers? ;)
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http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...6/f8fcd484.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by dukedogsmom
Between you and me....I am afraid of stalkers? ;)
You're so good looking, Ed, that I don't blame you. I bet you have lady kitties hanging around your home all the time, hoping for a glimpse!
Dear Ed,
How can I teach my cat to sit in my lap more? She likes to be in the same room with me, but not right on me. At night she will sleep on the bed for a couple of hours and then go to "her" spot in the closet. I would love a lapful of kitty, but that's not her style.
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Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Ed says-
You can always rub catnip all over your thighs, hold a bowl of catfood in your lap or turn the thermostat down.
Other than that you must remember that cat's are their ownselves. :confused:
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Originally Posted by phesina
Ed this is Woe...... You are older so you need to let me have at the ladies.................................quit being so damned adorable!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...3/f90641f2.jpg
The Edster's-not-so-favorite Lap Photo.
DAD, You didn't post that, did you?
Takes KB from Woe....................Ed I am in Love don't tell Woe.........omg your adorable!
Ed,
Why do cat's eyes glow?
ED:
So you can find me in the dark, after you leave the door ajar, you dope.
The Creator knew mankind would invent flashlights to help you find us, after hours.
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Ed,
Why does cat food smell bad after a day in the dish?
ED:
You don't leave your food plates on the floor overnight, do you?
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Ed,
Why do you sleep on the back of the recliner while I am in it?
ED:
I am not asleep, I'm waiting for the chance to flip my tail into your eyes when you are not prepared.
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Ed,
Why are cats more coordinated than Hoomans?
ED:
You try and walk on all fours, dummy!
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Ed,
If Noah only loaded up a pair of cats on the ark, why are their so many different kinds of cats in the world now?
ED:
Noah's wife was a cat person. Imagine being stuck on a cruise ship with a woman that didn't get her way.......
Ed,
Why do you insist on climbing on top of the fridge, then cry when you can't get down?
ED:
Crying? Get Down? That's the 'dust the top of the fridge" alert. Stupid!:confused:
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Ed,
Why do you climb on top of me when I am sound asleep?
ED:
Dude, I want to make sure there isn't a frigging bear snoring in there with you.
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Ed,
Why do you spill water from your dish on the floor?
ED:
Wash the bottom of your feet once in a while!!!:rolleyes:
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Ed,
Why do you insist on running thru the house at night?
ED:
Like, why not?;)