Stickers will one day replace eye balls
what is the root word of xoloitzcuintli?
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Stickers will one day replace eye balls
what is the root word of xoloitzcuintli?
That word would be Pickles.
Why is the grass green?
Grass isn't green ! It's purple. Duh !
What type of dog invented indoor plumbing?
A Dogfish. :rolleyes: lol
Why are there babies on the moon?
Because the martians thought they were interesting.
Why do ppl use sarcasm if it's so dangerous?
they were bred to travel in tiny purses !
what are cocker spaniels?
ooops sorry about that my comp frze on the dane ? and just now posted :eek:
Cocker Spaniels are Spaniels that are Cocker.
Who is Kenny Chesney? :D
he is bachs brother noted for his piano concertos
what are soap bubbles made of?
Unicorns!
What is a page?
Pages are many-layered complex things made up of mostly lumpy, blue corn.
why dont dogs get 9 lives too?
Because the person who came up with "Cats have 9 lives" thought dongs were smelly.
Whats a toe?
a toe is the thing my dog bites when she's nervous.
what do you call it when a dog is listening to rap on an MP3?
Strangers in paradise.
What is the best thing about a swimming pool?
The best thing about a swimmimg pool is when someone you dislike is swimmimg and your dog jumps in on them and splashes them and gets them all hairy right before an important buisness opertunity. ( i know im evil-minded )
What kind of dog needs a hair elastic?