From the "Muppet's Christmas Carol": "Light the lamp, not the rat! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!"
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From the "Muppet's Christmas Carol": "Light the lamp, not the rat! LIGHT THE LAMP, NOT THE RAT!!"
DJf they are my favourite quotes from Girl interrupted :D.
Andy: I can't tell... if it's an "A sharp" or if it's a "B flat"!
Mikey: Heh, if you hit the wrong note, we'll all "B flat!" - The Goonies.
Mama Fratelli: Four waters. Is that all?
Mouth: No! I want the veal scalopini.
Mikey: Shut up Mouth.
Mouth: I want the fetucini alfredo. I want the spahgetti carbonara from 1981.
Mama Fratelli: The only thing we serve is tongue. Do you boys like tongue?
Mama Fratelli: Sit down! - The Goonies.
Melanie: You dumb stubborn redneck hick. - Sweet Home Alabama.
From "The Blues Brothers"
"How much for the women? " The women, how much for the women?"
Young Frankenstein:
"Put the candle BACK!"
"Seda-give?!"
"Igor, get the bags.." "You take the blond, I'll take the one in the toiben!"
Spaceballs:
"I hate it when my Schartz gets twisted!"
Ghostbusters:
"No one steps on a church in MY town!"
Ghostbusters II:
"Being miserable is every New Yorker's God-given right!"
"Lenny...you could save the lives of millions of registered voters!"
Alice's Restaurant
If anyone is going to make a fool out of me, it might as well be me!
Ghostbusters
Who ya gonna call?
From Moonstruck....
when Cher's Uncle is staring at the full moon....he says...."it's Cosmo's moon".
So everytime I see a full moon, that's what I say (plus I have a cat named Cosmo, so it makes sense to me but everybody usually looks at me like I have 2 heads).
:D
"You cheat Dr. Jones! You cheat!"
:D
"He chose ... poorly."
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
"Whew, People come and go so quickly here"
Dorothy Gale in Munchin land. :p
Madaline Kahn, near the ending of "Young Frankenstein"
" Dum,, dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum, dum de dum ----then licks her thumb, sets it onto her rear , then, makes that hot iron sizzle sound , hissss! I loved her !!!
From "The Shining"
Jack to Wendy: "I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna bash your brains in!"
and "Wendy, I'm home."
I know, pretty grusome.... but that movie is a classic.
I just watched Chamber of Seacrets on TV and I had to add this one from right after Lochart's memory charm backfires
Lockhart: um, who are you?
Ron: I'm Ron Weasley
Lockhart: Oh, well, and um, who am I?
Ron: You're Professor Lockhart
Lockhart: *pause* Well this is an odd sort of place. Do you live here?
Ron: No. *slaps lockhart across the back of the head* :)
National Lampoon's Animal House:
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life."
"I suggest you start drinking heavily."
Steel Magnolias:
"Go ahead Weezer, KNOCK HER LIGHTS OUT!!!"
"I'd rather have 10 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."
Mommy Dearest:
"Why can't you give me the RESPECT that I'm entitled to??" "Because I am NOT one of your fans!!"
"NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!"
From "One Flew over the Cockoo's Nest"Quote:
Originally Posted by beeniesmom
A waitress asks him : "Hold the Chicken"?
"Between you knees", spoken by Jack Nickolson.
I have lots of favorites, here are a few...
From Beavis & Butt-Head Do America
Beavis: This sucks. It's all hot and stuff.
Butt-head: This desert is stupid. They should put a drinking fountain out here.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Or like a 7-11, or something.
From Army Of Darkness
[after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole]
Evil Ash: You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
Ash: Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Evil Ash: Huh?
[Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]