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They help you keep your Holiday recipes in order!
Is water wet??
No , Water is not wet. It's properties are vague and mysterious. I've never seen it, but I've heard about it. :eek:
What is fire?
Fire is something that makes you so cold you have to wear tons of clothes so you won't freeze!!!
What is a soap opera?
Oh My Lord, I've actually been to a Soap Opera :eek:
Instead of Popcorn as the standard munchie while viewing the awesome entertainment, the confection is "SOAP"~ ( I witnessed a woman who snacked on a bar of Ivory soap while viewing such an Opera~ :eek: )
What is macrame ?
Macrame is those silly things we had to make in grade school with dried noodles!!!
Why do dogs bark?
Dogs don't bark they sing.
What is coca-cola?
A type of cold-blooded mammal. :p
How do cell phones work?
you type and click on the remote.
what are chick peas?
A warm-blooded amphibean.
How do electric pencil sharpeners work?
They are water powered.
Why is ice cream cold?
because it grows in the Artic~
Where are all the cabbage patch dolls?
They are in the carrot-patch.
What ever happened to Pocahantas?
She moved to Alabama
What is a black light?
It's a light that only works at night.
Why does eating turkey make you sleepy?
The gobbling of the turkey is like a lullaby to us all.
What is a song?
Oh, That would be "the Dressing"~
Do angels wash their "Halos"?
no, they aren't really angels, either. And those aren't really halos either. You aren't reallyy reading this, either. And I'm not really typing this...
Who decides DOTD?
Okay, allow me "one" more laugh attack~~~~~Quote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
Oh Lordy, Lordy~~~
Who decides Dog of the Day , you ask--- and , I have to be wrong? :eek:
I think it is "The Neilson Rating"!!
Where do Kelloggs cereals come from?
From the back of a horse.
What does "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" mean?
(sp?????? :p )
Quote:
Originally Posted by GreyhoundGirl
It means to jump in the lake with the ducks
What is a blue lamp?
Something for blue eyed people to use.
Why are people always using gasoline powered turtlenecks??
:confused: gasoliene powered turtlenecks? Honestly I don't know what that is. :p I guess that is a good enough answer. "I don't know" ;)
When does the clock strike 12?
4:30pm
What is a pembroke corgi?
Pembroke Corgi is an Italian food staple.
where do Grapenuts come from? ( as in Grapenuts Cereal)
They come from cows.
What is an upside down cake?
A cake in Antarctica.
Why does the moon shine?
Because it's a happy little sucker!!!
Do chimps paint their toe nails?
Turtles are funny.
How many blue fish are there in the ocean?
Only when Jane holds a slumber party~ ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Quote:
Originally Posted by xsyd
Just a few rare ones, Moby Dick is the only one who knows where they are.
Does Pinnochio date with strings attached?
Of course he does!
What does orion mean?
Overly
Rambunctious
Irish Setter
On
Neptune
What is with toads eating bleu cheese?
They are tired of being green so they eat that.
What does dark blue mean?
Dark blue is another word for red.
But what IS red, anyway???
Red is the sun.
What is a guitar?
It's a fancy name for gas.
What do you do with doodles?
I store them in my Yankee "Doodle" Dandy Library.
Do people still play tic-tac-toe?
Yes but they use real tacks and real toes. Gives a whole new demension to the game!
What kind of dog is Snoopy?
A tabby
How old is the whicked witch (Should be right up your ally, Dorthy :p )?
The Wicked Witch is 1,256 years old. That is like 32 in human years.
What did the Three Little Pigs build?